My incredibly sick obsession with..... BACON!

[LouCipherr]

That's right, it's BACON time again! The greatest food product ever concieved has now just got better!

I know what you're thinking: "But how, Lou? How is that even possible? Please explain."

Well, allow me to introduce to you the following brand new bacon creations!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/Useless%20Shit/bacon-turtle-burgers.png

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/Useless%20Shit/baconroll.jpg

For the love of god, it's a bacon cheese roll and bacon/burger/hotdog turtles!!! Now, lie to me and tell me you're drooling after seeing those... :elol:

[SymphonicX]

I'm having both hunger pains and a heart attack just from looking at the Baconortoise - it's beautiful and genius but....I really don't think I could manage more than a couple of bites of that - put some lettuce in it man!!!!

[AcesandEights]

That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one...maybe on the grill for the holidays.

[LouCipherr]

That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one...

That just made me giggle, Aces. "Disgusting! But I wanna make one!" :D

Can't you just hear your arteries hardening from across the 'net? :lol:

[DubiousComforts]

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/04/Star_Wars_Bacon_AT-AT_2-thumb-550x366-37071.jpg

Yes, Lord Vader, your colon will be clogged momentarily.

[LouCipherr]

YES! A Bacon AT-AT! "Prepare the deep fryer generators!" :p

All your bacon are belong to us! :D

[blind2d]

Oh. My. Lord.... I want to ride it, but... I'm so scared it'll break...
If that landed on Hoth, the Wampas would be after it like flies around manure.

[LouCipherr]

http://www.dixonschwabl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/diet_coke_bacon.jpg

WTF?! :lol:

[blind2d]

Sounds delicious! :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company :D

[LouCipherr]

www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company :D

Shhhhhhh!!! That's supposed to be a secret, dude! Although I must admit, I also head up the "Church of Bacon" - people tell me a pig on the cross is blasphemy, but I'm not listening to a word they say. :lol:

And in other news, there's more:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/bacontoothpicks.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconsalt.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconfloss.jpg

and one of my favorites:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconbandages.jpg

[Legion2213]

Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way. :cool:

[LouCipherr]

Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way. :cool:

:lol:

Thanks... I think. :D

I can't help it, my love of bacon borderlines on obsession - I have major OCD when it comes to that lucious "other white meat" *drools*

[DjfunkmasterG]

Lena was actually wearing a Bacon Bandaid at work today.

[LouCipherr]

Could you please ask her if she'd mind if I ate it? :elol:

Wait, before you do that, where was it applied? That will make a difference. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Could you please ask her if she'd mind if I ate it? :elol:

Wait, before you do that, where was it applied? That will make a difference. :lol:

On her left shoulder about 2.5" above her breast. She wears low cut shirts. :D

Actually it was her left hand

[LouCipherr]

On her left shoulder about 2.5" above her breast. She wears low cut shirts. :D

AWESOME!




Actually it was her left hand

GODDAMMIT! :lol:



OH...My.... GOD! Take a look at this - a BACON Kevin Bacon!

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/10/01/bacon2x-wide-community.jpg

I know, it doesn't look much like him, but what do I care? Apparently, my obsession goes far enough that I'd eat a bacon Kevin Bacon. :lol:

[bassman]

Looks more like Conan Obrien than it does Kevin Bacon...

[LouCipherr]

I'd eat Conan too, if he was made of bacon. :D

"Kevin Bacon bits" is what that sculpture should be called (thanks for that one, Dj. :D)

[Eyebiter]

Have you tried bacon paste yet?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/squeez-bacon.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

[LouCipherr]

Have you tried bacon paste yet?

Ok, there is something about the words "bacon" and "paste" that just seem like they shouldn't go together. :lol:



I might have to get the wife to do this:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bacon-nails-design.jpg

:D

[bassman]

Dear god, man. Now you're just taking your obsession too far.

"Let me suck on yo bacon nails, baby" :lol:

[LouCipherr]

I don't see that as "too far" - I see that as "just right" :lol: :D

http://l.yimg.com/a/feeds/us/grn/green_daily_news/bacon-lamp.jpg

[BillyRay]

Because I couldn't find a pic of a defibrilator made out of bacon, here's one from the vaults:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/24/toaster-bacon.jpg

[LouCipherr]

"Real bacon that cooks in your toaster"?! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! :lol:

I think I'm gonna get me one of these:

http://www.cherrybombed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/BaconStripsTattoo1.jpg

:lol:

[BillyRay]

http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon3mj2.jpg

[DubiousComforts]

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/10/01/bacon2x-wide-community.jpg
That looks more like Abe Lincoln. They should try making a Kevin Bacon likeness from sausage inks.

You call yourself a connoisseur yet you haven't found the bacon bra...
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bacon-bra-01.jpg

[LouCipherr]

That looks more like Abe Lincoln. They should try making a Kevin Bacon likeness from sausage inks.

You call yourself a connoisseur yet you haven't found the bacon bra...

Sausage links! :lol:

As far as the bra - I was aware of it, but it just seemed like the cheap go-to move. I'd still eat it off her, even if it was raw. :elol:


http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon3mj2.jpg

YES, BILLYRAY, YES! YOU HAVE BEEN HEALED! YOU HAVE FOUND THE WAY OF THE.....BACON! :lol: :thumbsup:

[LouCipherr]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of you who don't know what you are.. I present to thee...

THE OFFICIAL BACON FLOWCHART!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/Useless%20Shit/THEBACONFLOWCHART.jpg

[MoonSylver]

The great god of Bacon has heard, and is pleased...

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bacon-god.jpg

He grants you your choice:

http://www.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=38644&d=1282017521

or:

http://www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Bacon-of-the-Month-Club.jpg

I think I know which you're choosing...:lol:

[LouCipherr]

"I'll take bacon bra and undies for $1000, Alex" :lol:

[blind2d]

Russel: Is anyone going to post Sea Bacon?

[LouCipherr]

Russel: Is anyone going to post Sea Bacon?

Sea bacon?!

BLASPHEMY! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! :lol: :D

[MoonSylver]

"I'll take bacon bra and undies for $1000, Alex" :lol:

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsE/5123-9434.gif

"You chose...poorly..."

See, with the bacon bra & undies, you only get bacon once, with the Bacon Of The Month club YOU GET BACON FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!! :lol: :nana:

[blind2d]

http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af246/blind2d/dinner.jpg
It had to be done...

[bassman]

See, with the bacon bra & undies, you only get bacon once, with the Bacon Of The Month club YOU GET BACON FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!! :lol: :nana:

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year."


http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15334/images/Randy_Quaid_Cousin_Eddie.jpg

[LouCipherr]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsE/5123-9434.gif

"You chose...poorly..."

See, with the bacon bra & undies, you only get bacon once, with the Bacon Of The Month club YOU GET BACON FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!! :lol: :nana:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Moon, that picture and quote almost made me piss my pants I was laughing so goddamn hard! :lol:

true, you do get bacon for a full year with the Bacon of the Month club, but I stand by my choice. Who wouldn't want to eat the bacon off those two lovelies? I'd give up bacon for a year for that single (well, double) meal!

Wait, did I just say that out loud? :shifty:

:lol:

[MoonSylver]

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year."


http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15334/images/Randy_Quaid_Cousin_Eddie.jpg

:lol:

Cousin Eddie, member or FOUNDER of the Bacon Of The Month Club?!?! :D



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Moon, that picture and quote almost made me piss my pants I was laughing so goddamn hard! :lol:

true, you do get bacon for a full year with the Bacon of the Month club, but I stand by my choice. Who wouldn't want to eat the bacon off those two lovelies? I'd give up bacon for a year for that single (well, double) meal!

Wait, did I just say that out loud? :shifty:

:lol:

:thumbsup:

True, it's a hard choice. I know I would choose them, but I'm not the one who started a thread devoted to their love of bacon either...:lol:

[LouCipherr]

True, it's a hard choice. I know I would choose them, but I'm not the one who started a thread devoted to their love of bacon either...:lol:

Well, my love for bacon and women are almost even, so sometimes ya just gotta make that difficult choice... women, bacon, or women & bacon.. Why does God do this to me?! :lol:

[BillyRay]

Choose "Porking"...cover your bases...

[LouCipherr]

Choose "Porking"...cover your bases...

Y'know BillyRay, I knew I liked you for a reason, but I couldn't put my finger on it 'till now. :lol: :D

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http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/100322-bacon-stonehenge.jpg

[MoonSylver]

Lou, this machine. You needs it.

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/push-button-receive-bacon.png

:lol:

[blind2d]

Hey, I remember that! Cool...

[LouCipherr]

Lou, this machine. You needs it.

If that was something that you could actually buy, I'd be first in line to blow my life savings. :D

[LouCipherr]

http://www.woohome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gun6.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cgbrajIiMEaaCM:http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles2/a97125_g082_3-bacon.jpg&t=1

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/03/mini_bacon_airbags.jpg

[MoonSylver]

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bacon-lip.jpg

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/d/6/collegehumor.a53cb50d86d81da809ad47567515811b.jpg

[bassman]

:lol:

I never knew bacon could be so sexual. Although the girl on the right looks like she's had too much to drink and the picture is one step from becoming a two girls one cup sequel...

[LouCipherr]

Oh, ho-ly shit, Moon! WTF?! Now I have to... well...

*runs to the restroom to rub one out to 2 girls 1 strip of bacon*

:lol:

Moon, we are simply not worthy of your wit and wisdom. http://enderzero.net/smilies/godlike.gif

[MoonSylver]

Moon, we are simply not worthy of your wit and wisdom. http://enderzero.net/smilies/godlike.gif

FINALLY!!! Some one who GETS it! :thumbsup: *sniff* This one's for you...*sniff*...you glorious bastard!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RgdPozXw7e8/SgoEts_biiI/AAAAAAAAARM/zBtsoklvCQ8/s400/bacon.jpg

:D

[LouCipherr]

FINALLY!!! Some one who GETS it! :thumbsup: *sniff* This one's for you...*sniff*...you glorious bastard!!!

:lol:

Rock on, Moon! :D :D

[MoonSylver]

:lol:

Rock on, Moon! :D :D

Here's your Friday "Bacon Moment"...a trip down memory lane to Lou's youth...

Baby picture:
http://www.imjustlaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/baby-bacon.jpg

The toddler years:
http://www.seriouseats.com/images/potd-baconnotdoneyet.jpg

Family portrait (with brothers):
http://linneacovington.com/food/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bacon-kids.jpg

High School Graduation:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4P-9Awd0-N4/TD3dbERdq2I/AAAAAAAAA6o/xMB1K3D-iSc/s400/10.jpg

:lol:

[LouCipherr]

hey! who let you borrow my family photo album?!

You forgot one - after my sex change:

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bacon-bra-01.jpg

:lol: :lol: :D :D

Yeah, I know, it's been posted in this thread before, but c'mon, can you ever get enough bacon boobs?! :D

[MoonSylver]

can you ever get enough bacon boobs?! :D

PM sent. ;) In the meanwhile...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0911/boobs-a-nice-pair-to-go-with-the-bacon-and-beer-would-have-m-demotivational-poster-1258976760.jpg

[ProfessorChaos]

get ready to jizz your pants, lou: BACON-FLAVORED SODA!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/bacon-flavored-soda-sizzles-onto-shelves/19697827?test=latestnews

[LouCipherr]

get ready to jizz your pants, lou: BACON-FLAVORED SODA!!!!!!!!


*drools uncontrollably*

Not onlt that, but they had a link to bacon flavored ENVELOPES!

Bacon Flavored Envelopes (http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php)

Holy shit, man - paying bills will now actually be fun! :lol: :lol:

[MoonSylver]

Oh it gets better. Get this for the missus:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q6HddKAw-Hk/SJ3GKfcLCvI/AAAAAAAAGtE/c8YFqT7wJvg/s400/bacon+panties.jpg

And then if you're lucky you can use this:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/659023/80597283.jpg

Or if you're REALLY lucky THIS:

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss145/TJStepp99/bacon-scented-anal-lube.jpg

:stunned: :lol:

[LouCipherr]

:stunned: :stunned:

Bacon flavored anal lube?!?!?!

Jesus, is there anything they won't make bacon flavored?!!??! :lol:

[MoonSylver]

:stunned: :stunned:

Bacon flavored anal lube?!?!?!

Jesus, is there anything they won't make bacon flavored?!!??! :lol:

It's bacon SCENTED. No tossed salads here. :lol: Only the REGULAR personal lubricant is bacon FLAVORED. You gotta keep these straight. Pig Girl may be giving you a booty call. :lol: :D

Here, if so you may need this to "get into the mood" :

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/24/bakon%20vodka.jpg

Then after you get done "eating that bacon" ( ;) ) use this:

http://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf90553ef0133f2d9f798970b-800wi

And this:

http://www.glamour.com/health-fitness/blogs/vitamin-g/0713-bacon-toothepaste_vg.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/23/bacon-floss.jpg

;) :lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

how did these get overlooked?
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[LouCipherr]

Macon rules! y'know why? He's made of bacon! :lol: :D

[blind2d]

I was thinking of this thread while out skating today, and Phil Collins came to mind... So I started replacing the lyrics from "In the Air Tonight" with bacon-themed words...
"I can smell it wafting through the air tonight... bacon... I've been wanting to eat some for quite some time... bacon..." etc.

[DjfunkmasterG]

And speaking of bacon, of course Lou and I were hanging out today and we stopped off to the local diner and he had himself some.... Sausage, Eggs, Pancakes, Homefries.... and yes.... a coke. :lol:

Of course there was BACON. :fin:

[LouCipherr]

And speaking of bacon, of course Lou and I were hanging out today and we stopped off to the local diner and he had himself some.... Sausage, Eggs, Pancakes, Homefries.... and yes.... a coke. :lol:

Of course there was BACON. :fin:

DAMN RIGHT! There's no such thing as breakfast without BACON! :elol:


For further studies in BACON awesomeness, check this site out: www.baconsalt.com (http://www.baconsalt.com/)

Your arteries will never be the same. :D

---------- Post added 11-Nov-2010 at 08:45 AM ---------- Previous post was 08-Nov-2010 at 08:59 AM ----------

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/650_BaconIsGood.jpg

[MoonSylver]

It's that time once again! Lou says...

http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/137318d1287589435-vegan-diet-healthy-bs-bacon-hitler.jpg


"It's time for Friday Bacon!!!"

I have to respect a man who lives his life by a simple principle:

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CAU11641lg.jpg

Now, in the bacon round-up, only in America could you come up with this...

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/02/tactical-bacon.jpg

...Bacon In A Can!!! ;)

Probably in the event of...

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bacon-zombie.jpg

..The Great Zombie-Bacon-pocalypse. :)

Speaking of which, here's three of Lou's favorite things, combined in one:

http://littlebobeep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/zombie-girl-eating-bacon-300x400.jpg

When the great zombie-bacon-pocalypse occurs, you'll need all of the firepower you can get, so we recommend this:

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ihasafunny-bacon_grenade.jpg

What else can I say? Every one LOVES bacon!

http://madewithbacon.com/images/uploads/store/girl-bacon.jpg

:lol:

[LouCipherr]

:lol: :lol:

Moon, the "tactical bacon" "WWBD" and the zombie going for bacon rather than the brains has to be the three best pictures posted in this thread yet! +3! :D

What do you guys think, is this a good tattoo for me to get or what?

http://inkarttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/inverted-bacon-cross-tattoo.jpg

:D

[bassman]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H0W3McLw1L0/S1K1Kl2yY-I/AAAAAAAAAyI/4TkrI0KW-ZE/s400/IHeartBaconEatMeat_krl-P.jpg

You should go with that one...

[MoonSylver]

You should go with that one...

I almost posted the same one. ;)

[LouCipherr]

and whatever money I have left over afterwards, I'll store in this:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bacon-wallet.jpg

:D

[bassman]

Who keeps three quarters in nice little compartments in their wallet? :rockbrow:


:lol:....I just realized that I'm complaining about the quarters in a wallet made to look like bacon...

[LouCipherr]

Who keeps three quarters in nice little compartments in their wallet? :rockbrow:


:lol:....I just realized that I'm complaining about the quarters in a wallet made to look like bacon...

:lol:

That's ok, 'cause along with the 3 quarters, I'm going to stick some bacon in that wallet, 'cause ya just never know when you're going to need a few slices. :D

http://art2.server01.sheezyart.com/image/168/1689141.jpg

[AcesandEights]

http://art2.server01.sheezyart.com/image/168/1689141.jpg

That's masterful! :lol:

[MoonSylver]

and whatever money I have left over afterwards, I'll store in this:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bacon-wallet.jpg

:D

I'd been saving that one for a rainy day, but since we're going to go ahead & accessorise Lou:

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bacon-tuxedo.jpg

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/bacon%20shoes.jpg

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bacon-watch.jpg

http://amog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bacon-tie.jpg

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-briefcase.jpg

There ya go sport. :thumbsup: Thus, sufficiantly shod, you can go out there & get 'em tiger, 'cause you're A WINNER! ;)

[LouCipherr]

And when I'm sending out my resume looking for the perfect Bacon related job, I'll make sure I use this:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fGJGSBlOa8I/SLRBndVuQuI/AAAAAAAAAFI/TPVzhnu3RKo/s400/bacon_button.jpg

:D

[MoonSylver]

And when I'm sending out my resume looking for the perfect Bacon related job, I'll make sure I use this

That's old school son. An on-the-move go-getter like you needs THIS:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/email-and-bacon-car.jpg

;)

[DjfunkmasterG]

That's old school son. An on-the-move go-getter like you needs THIS:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/email-and-bacon-car.jpg

;)

Who has been taking pictures of the interior of my car? :lol:

[LouCipherr]

Who has been taking pictures of the interior of my car? :lol:

I suddenly have a newfound respect for you car, Dj. :lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

lou's fave board game:

http://www.cotygonzales.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/052-bacongame.jpg

lou's fave restaurant:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/jaschomb/2595462643_cf10608658.jpg

lou would hospitalize a woman over an error such as this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SepEDnmJlPI/AAAAAAAAGeE/Sk8w_Df_Wrg/s400/missing+bacon.jpg

[LouCipherr]

Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


As far as the dude with the "stolen" bacon - yeah, that's grounds for an ass-beating at the very least.. :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

I suddenly have a newfound respect for you car, Dj. :lol:

Hence why you should buy one. :D

[LouCipherr]

Hence why you should buy one. :D

Whatever you're smoking, stop. It's affecting your judgement and rational thinking. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Whatever you're smoking, stop. It's affecting your judgement and rational thinking. :lol:

I support the Crack addicted American Worker. Without them I wouldn't have a malfunctioning $20,000 + Automobile.

[LouCipherr]

I support the Crack addicted American Worker. Without them I wouldn't have a malfunctioning $20,000 + Automobile.

:lol:

(no further comment needed)

[MoonSylver]

Ah the Prof found a couple I'd been saving, but this is new...


lou's fave board game:

http://www.cotygonzales.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/052-bacongame.jpg

:lol:

Since we're toy shopping for Lou, that would go good with this:

http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bacon.jpg

:D

[DjfunkmasterG]

:lol:

(no further comment needed)

Made iN America.... as fucked up as it gets

[LouCipherr]

Since we're toy shopping for Lou, that would go good with this:

Bacon vs. Tofu? I think we all know who the winner of that contest would be. :D

[MoonSylver]

Bacon vs. Tofu? I think we all know who the winner of that contest would be. :D

Exactly. Look at his face & his hand. Mr. Bacon is getting ready to pimp slap the evil Monsieur Tofu. (Monsieur Tofu, which means he's french, thus doubly evil. :lol:)

[ProfessorChaos]

Ah the Prof found a couple I'd been saving, but this is new...

i'm honestly surprised there was anything out there that hadn't already been posted on this thread. and you're talking about saving them? better get it while the getting's good...*

* that's you cue, moon!

[MoonSylver]

i'm honestly surprised there was anything out there that hadn't already been posted on this thread. and you're talking about saving them? better get it while the getting's good...*

* that's you cue, moon!

http://files.sharenator.com/thats_what_she_said0_quotThats_what_she_saidquot_e pic-s780x662-20772-580.png

[ProfessorChaos]

holy shit, moon, that was great. my dog probably thinks i'm totally insane for laughing my ass off sitting here by myself.

one of the best "that's what she said" moments came when i was hanging with the old man and a few of his buddies. they were debating on putting a cooler in the bed of a pickup truck, and one guy said, "just put that fucking thing up in there", to which one of my dad's buddies, a normally very serious guy, looked at the first guy with a look of total solemness and said the magic phrase....i actually spit my beer out, it was totally out of left field.

if i ever get to 5k posts and get to chose my own title below my username, you can guess what's it's gonna be...

[MoonSylver]

holy shit, moon, that was great. my dog probably thinks i'm totally insane for laughing my ass off sitting here by myself.

one of the best "that's what she said" moments came when i was hanging with the old man and a few of his buddies. they were debating on putting a cooler in the bed of a pickup truck, and one guy said, "just put that fucking thing up in there", to which one of my dad's buddies, a normally very serious guy, looked at the first guy with a look of total solemness and said the magic phrase....i actually spit my beer out, it was totally out of left field.

if i ever get to 5k posts and get to chose my own title below my username, you can guess what's it's gonna be...

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set?.out=jpg&id=1pq8ifLf3RGUTvw1exj8Qw&size=l

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3534790964_5d8bed17c0_z.jpg

http://signaltheorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lol.jpg.jpeg

:lol::lol::lol:

[bassman]

:lol::lol:

Oh man. If I got called to school for my kid doing something like that...I would probably laugh right there in front of the teacher. Just wouldn't be able to hold it in...

[ProfessorChaos]

so, when doing a search about the magic phrase, a bunch of images and whatnot about the show "the office" show up....i don't watch that show and probably never will because i cannot fucking stand steve carrell, but that bums me out that one of the greatest quips in the history of language is associated with such a fucking one-dimensional turd of an "actor"....:(

[LouCipherr]

Just wouldn't be able to hold it in...

That's what SHE SAID! :lol: :lol:

[MoonSylver]

Just wouldn't be able to hold it in...


That's what SHE SAID! :lol: :lol:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000934017/hellyes_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

http://www.ludorock.com/images/members/gallery/500/48/4819ccb7-f7ce-4fee-80a5-7354316f63cb.jpg

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconcliff.jpg

:D

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:gKWsDSA65iDrsM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/n560338109_1466021_7429.jpg&t=1

[MoonSylver]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconcliff.jpg

:D

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3277/2982159535_f5a38bd658_m.jpg

Just wait & see what I have for Friday. ;)

[LouCipherr]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:gKWsDSA65iDrsM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/n560338109_1466021_7429.jpg&t=1

AWESOME!


Just wait & see what I have for Friday. ;)

I am giddy with anticipation.. :D :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRy3S8jtEa1V1zkgF8trn695DatW3rjd 6YCNi9wEZCLy3i_CbAj

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconapplepie.jpg

Mmmmm.... bacon applie pie.. *drools*

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rhH6Nls1RyQ/Sph0GUpgTcI/AAAAAAAABC8/fImv8BOdPl0/s320/BaconBaby.bmp

[MoonSylver]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconapplepie.jpg

Mmmmm.... bacon applie pie.. *drools*

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chocolate-covered-bacon1.jpg

[blind2d]

here's a video i found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDf22T_-44Y
the bacon begins around 1:21.

[LouCipherr]

BEST BACON SITE EVER. (http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Awesome-Stuff/Bacon-%26-Meat/?sort=featured&page=1) :lol: :D

[blind2d]

Maybe for you... me, I like this one: http://baconskateboards.com/

[MoonSylver]

Another Friday is here! So it's....

Time for your Friday Bacon: Religion Edition!

The God of Bacon hath spake. He hath sayth unto Lou:

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCANA82W5.jpg

”GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF BACON”

This message brought to you by:

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Holychurchofbacon.png

Preach the word, Reverend Lou:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/Ni5izETPwfy0spp0UhxVDzuUo1_400.png

Take us to the promised land:

http://www.baconsaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon-holy-land.jpg

And remember the commandments:

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/the-10-bacon-recipes-rnr-bacon-religion-heston-moses-demotivational-poster-1279035289.jpg

Bacon truly is “soul food”

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/metalchick666/blog%20stuff/holy-bacon.jpg

It has been known throughout the ages:

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCAE1I2Z4.jpg

Ignore the unbeliever:

http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bacon.jpg

Back, Heretic!!!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mpNR_RWqXZg/Sghbc_k74AI/AAAAAAAAAks/tmNGQM5hXuY/S1600-R/bacon_cross.jpg
http://images4.cpcache.com/product/unique-pork-popular/385902574v3_225x225_Front.jpg

She’s got the right idea:

http://www.unclejoesboys.com/pictures/pics/79_reject-christ-receive-bacon.jpg

And finally, proof that God wants us to have bacon:

http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jesus-frying-pan_1_1595669c.jpg

:lol:

[LouCipherr]

:lol:

Moon! You are on a ROLL today! AWESOME PICS!! :D :D

Now, bow down to your Bacon God or else!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1001/dont-worry-bacon-is-god-demotivational-poster-1264548551.jpg

[Trin]

I don't know if this has been posted before, cause I really don't follow bacon closely. But it was sent to me and I thought of this thread. So enjoy. Or don't.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/move-over-turducken-turbaconepic-is-here/article1813473/

[LouCipherr]

I don't know if this has been posted before, cause I really don't follow bacon closely. But it was sent to me and I thought of this thread. So enjoy. Or don't.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/move-over-turducken-turbaconepic-is-here/article1813473/

TurBaconEpic?!? *drools all over self*

Oh dear lord, I can't not post what this is made of:

"It starts off with a deboned quail wrapped in a cornish game hen, and a meat glue composed of bacon and veal-pork sausage. That goes inside a chicken with bacon-croissant stuffing, and it’s all wrapped in “bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips” (you get the idea), which is then wrapped inside a boneless duck within a boneless turkey.

Next, the entire mass is all rolled together, wrapped again in bacon, then sewed within a pig, packed with more bacon-croissant stuffing.

Finally, it’s put into a smoker and glazed with Dr. Pepper and butter, and covered with – you guessed it – more bacon. "

:hyper:

[bassman]

I'm obsessed with Bacon. Kevin Bacon...

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[MinionZombie]

I'm obsessed with Bacon. Kevin Bacon...

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I fucking loved that, especially the shot outside where he's got the pick up truck from Tremors. :D

[bassman]

I fucking loved that, especially the shot outside where he's got the pick up truck from Tremors. :D

And a graboid coming up through his front lawn, in case you missed that! :lol:

[LouCipherr]

That dude has some serious issues. :lol:

[bassman]

But he does a pretty good Kevin Bacon impersonation. :lol:

So funny hearing him do a version....of his own voice. "They're under the grou-e-ownd!" :lol:

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/Useless%20Shit%202/BACON.jpg

[DjfunkmasterG]

In honor of your sick obsession with bacon... I had a 5 guys bacon cheeseburger for lunch. :D

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I'm obsessed with Bacon. Kevin Bacon...

qyQb192-CPQ?fs=1&hl=en_US
ROTGDFFLMMFGDAO

Bacon FTW

[BillyRay]

for the Holidays;

http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/assets_c/2010/12/bacon-nativity-scene-thumb-565x423.jpg

[MoonSylver]

They must be heralding the birth of this little guy:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/20/meat-baby.jpg

Lou, your messiah has been born. :lol: :evil:

[LouCipherr]

They must be heralding the birth of this little guy:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/20/meat-baby.jpg

Lou, your messiah has been born. :lol: :evil:

AWESOME! Evil bacon baby FTW!! :lol: :lol:

[Mr_Shadow]

This was on the MSN homepage http://www.bing.com/shopping/bacon-gift-ideas/r/137?FORM=MSNHED&crea=hpbacon&gt1=37003

[MoonSylver]

Here's a little welcome back for Lou on Monday morning...

http://images2.memegenerator.net/Stoner-Dog/ImageMacro/3631441/MediumThumbnail.jpg?instanceText=if-you-say-beer-can-with-a-jamaican-accent-it-sounds-like-bacon

[MinionZombie]

Here's a little welcome back for Lou on Monday morning...

http://images2.memegenerator.net/Stoner-Dog/ImageMacro/3631441/MediumThumbnail.jpg?instanceText=if-you-say-beer-can-with-a-jamaican-accent-it-sounds-like-bacon

haha! I remember back in uni when a mate told me that, and I couldn't stop saying "beer can" in a Jamaican accent for a week. :D

[LouCipherr]

haha! I remember back in uni when a mate told me that, and I couldn't stop saying "beer can" in a Jamaican accent for a week. :D

I don't think it's the accent that makes it work.. it's all the weed! :D

YBFScGicAp4&f
(sorry for the quality, it's incredibly difficult to find this on youtube anymore thanks to Fox takedowns... :mad:)

[MinionZombie]

That reminded me - did anyone see the Family Guy christmas special? I rather enjoyed it ... "damn right HA" was a line that really made me laugh for some reason. :D The American Dad xmas special was pretty good too. The Simpson's, typically, made a bit of a bugger up of the whole affair and gave us a New Years Day special ... less than two weeks before Christmas. :rolleyes:

[LouCipherr]

I have them on my TIVO to watch, MZ, but I haven't got around to it yet. I'm kinda behind in my TV watching since the holidays are just too damn hectic. ;)

[bassman]

WTF is wrong with The Simpsons people? Halloween special after Halloween, New Years Special before Christmas? At this rate they'll have a Valentine's Day special next week....

[MinionZombie]

WTF is wrong with The Simpsons people? Halloween special after Halloween, New Years Special before Christmas? At this rate they'll have a Valentine's Day special next week....

I know, daft isn't it? :|

[LouCipherr]

WTF is wrong with The Simpsons people? Halloween special after Halloween, New Years Special before Christmas? At this rate they'll have a Valentine's Day special next week....

They've been doing that since day 1, and I have no idea why. Usually, the Halloween episode is delayed because of football or some such shit, but other than that, I have no idea...

[Ghoulman]

Went to a Schuler Books a week or so back and saw some bacon-flavored dental floss. I found it hysterically funny AND ironic. Bippity boppity bacon!

[clanglee]

http://eatliver.com/img/2009/4884.jpg they are comming for your bacon!!

[blind2d]

Wow clang, I see you found Lou's car! And it sure is shiny... probably finished with bacon polish...

[MoonSylver]

Or investigating bacon related crimes...

http://liberalandproudofit.com/assets/images/autogen/a_embezzler_dana_bacon_school_embezzler.jpg

Lou, is your old lady on the lamb?

http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/6/12/12/enhanced-buzz-31442-1244822433-2.jpg

If the coppers catch her, she can barter smokes in the joint with these:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l33hzxTBoq1qzpfzso1_400.gif

:lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

bacon-flavored rolling papers?

i am willing to bet that lou actually orders some of those....

[MoonSylver]

bacon-flavored rolling papers?

i am willing to bet that lou actually orders some of those....

We've already established Lou rolls Bacon IN Bacon, lights it with flaming Bacon, and THEN smokes it. :lol:

[LouCipherr]

http://eatliver.com/img/2009/4884.jpg they are comming for your bacon!!

OMG! Not only is it a cop (a/k/a a "PIG") but it's from BACON COUNTY! THAT'S A TWO-FOR-ONE FOR CLANGLEE! :thumbsup: :D

Damn Moon, he just trumped all of our postings with ONE damn picture! :lol:


Wow clang, I see you found Lou's car! And it sure is shiny... probably finished with bacon polish...

nothing polishes up a car and makes it shine better than bacon grease. :D


Or investigating bacon related crimes...

http://liberalandproudofit.com/assets/images/autogen/a_embezzler_dana_bacon_school_embezzler.jpg

Lou, is your old lady on the lamb?

EWWWW! She looks like someone threw boiling hot bacon grease on her face! :lol:


bacon-flavored rolling papers?

i am willing to bet that lou actually orders some of those....

sssshhhhhh! keep that on the down-low, will ya? :lol:


We've already established Lou rolls Bacon IN Bacon, lights it with flaming Bacon, and THEN smokes it. :lol:

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Keep that quiet too! :lol: :lol:

*wanders off while pondering the idea of smoking bacon in bacon rolling papers*

:D



**edited to add: OMFG dudes and dudettes - we've found the ULTIMATE fucking snack food for the Super Bowl this year (it includes a pound of bacon, twinkies AND slim jims, so it qualifies to be in this thread.. :lol:):

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/snackfoodstadium.jpg

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets – 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.

[MoonSylver]

Well, we've had the Bacon God & the Church of Bacon, so now it's time for this guy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Jpdmm_npp4o/SFE2KWM7gMI/AAAAAAAAD2Y/5YQAzxOuCKA/s400/11767.jpg

Who knew, but yes, there IS a patron saint of Bacon


Saint Anthony the Abbot

Protector of pigs, hermits, gravediggers and epileptics.

Saint Anthony was heralded as a modest and courteous man. He lived for 20 years barricaded in an abandoned fort, having contact with people only when his admirers broke in. Known for healing skin diseases and inflammations, he is often depicted with a pig because pork fat was used as a treatment with similar results. Being identified with pigs led the swine herders to take him as their patron. For this reason, he has become the Patron Saint of Bacon.

Our figure pictures him with a frying pan with two strips of crispy, delicious bacon.

Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon

"O wonderous St. Anthony, please bless me with an abundance of quality bacon and grant me the patience and timing to properly fry each glorious strip.
Amen."

[clanglee]

I discovered this candid photo from Lou's bachelor Party. Don't let your wife see this Lou. http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/966.jpg

[LouCipherr]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Jpdmm_npp4o/SFE2KWM7gMI/AAAAAAAAD2Y/5YQAzxOuCKA/s400/11767.jpg

Moon - that dude looks creepily familiar.. It looks like... Hey, waaaait a sec! Are you saying YOU are the patron saint of BACON?!

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I discovered this candid photo from Lou's bachelor Party. Don't let your wife see this Lou. http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/966.jpg

Ummm, that is my wife in the pic. :lol: :lol: :shifty:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconGrowOnTrees.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/baconIceCream.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/edward-bacon-hands.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/OurNationalMeat-BACON.jpg
Yes, yes it is. :D

[LoSTBoY]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/baconpie.jpg

This looks like it's going in the awesome category!!

[ProfessorChaos]

merry christmas. not bacon-centric, but bacon is definitely a key player in this beast of a creation.

0rUEpmbdZLw

[Trin]

Hey Lou, looks like your girlfriend up there has a little something extra in the meat department!! lol

But I digress...

Look what I got for Christmas!

832

Baconnaise - Mayo + Bacon Flavor
The tagline -Everything should taste like bacon!!

This product describes itself as both Kosher and Vegan friendly. Yes, that's right, it has absolutely no meat or pork in it.

[LouCipherr]

This looks like it's going in the awesome category!!

Tons of bacon & cheese? Yeah, that qualifies as FOOD OF THE GODS!!!! :D


merry christmas. not bacon-centric, but bacon is definitely a key player in this beast of a creation.

86,997 calories? Ho-ly shit! THAT needs to be on my plate, like, NOW! :lol:


Hey Lou, looks like your girlfriend up there has a little something extra in the meat department!! lol

giggity. :lol:


Look what I got for Christmas!

832

Baconnaise - Mayo + Bacon Flavor
The tagline -Everything should taste like bacon!!

This product describes itself as both Kosher and Vegan friendly. Yes, that's right, it has absolutely no meat or pork in it.

I was almost ready to scream "AWESOME!" but no meat or pork? Hmmm... I'm on the fence about this one. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Tons of bacon & cheese? Yeah, that qualifies as FOOD OF THE GODS!!!! :D



86,997 calories? Ho-ly shit! THAT needs to be on my plate, like, NOW! :lol:



giggity. :lol:



I was almost ready to scream "AWESOME!" but no meat or pork? Hmmm... I'm on the fence about this one. :lol:

The fact it is labeled VEGAN Friendly automatically disqualifies it from this topic and that post should be striicken from the record.

[LouCipherr]

The fact it is labeled VEGAN Friendly automatically disqualifies it from this topic and that post should be striicken from the record.

Ok, I've considered this, and I have to agree with Dj. Points for it 'tasting' like bacon, but since it has no real meat or pork in it... disqualified. :lol: :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

Ok, I've considered this, and I have to agree with Dj. Points for it 'tasting' like bacon, but since it has no real meat or pork in it... disqualified. :lol: :D

What's this "Points for it tasting like Bacon" shit?

NO FUCKING POINTS... SIMULATED BACON IS NOT BACON!

Taste, smell whatever, SIMULATED is NOT, I repeat NOT, the real thing.

That's like going into 5 Guys and them changing their menu to serve SIMULATED COW... NO FUCKING WAY! Doesn't count.

[Trin]

So your view of the flavor of bacon is that it's limited to the elite pork-eating populace? Way to be ambassadors for your favorite flavor, boys. *mock clapping*

Oh, and say goodbye to your BacOs.

[LouCipherr]

What's this "Points for it tasting like Bacon" shit?

NO FUCKING POINTS... SIMULATED BACON IS NOT BACON!

Taste, smell whatever, SIMULATED is NOT, I repeat NOT, the real thing.

That's like going into 5 Guys and them changing their menu to serve SIMULATED COW... NO FUCKING WAY! Doesn't count.

Well.. *in my best Kevin Bacon imitation* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I like bacon bits (which aren't real bacon), and this is MY thread, so I make up the rules, Mr. Funkmaster. If you don't like it, the door to the thread is that way... *points up and to the left*

:p :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well.. *in my best Kevin Bacon imitation* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I like bacon bits (which aren't real bacon), and this is MY thread, so I make up the rules, Mr. Funkmaster. If you don't like it, the door to the thread is that way... *points up and to the left*

Hey, I disqualified the shit, isn't that good enough? :fin:

:p :lol:

Actually it is up and to the right... the little red X button.

[LouCipherr]

Actually it is up and to the right... the little red X button.

It's also up and to the left, to pick another forum and/or thread, douchebag. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

It's also up and to the left, to pick another forum and/or thread, douchebag. :lol:

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159/angelavedder/fuck_you_3.jpg


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5090/5302678744_45fcc363d6_z.jpg

[LouCipherr]

Awww, I hurt someone's feelings.

http://elvis-pelt.com/wambulance.jpg

[DjfunkmasterG]

I don't need a WAAAAAMBULANCE - Well maybe after I snort this kilo of blow, but at the moment... no thank you. :lol:

:fin:

[LouCipherr]

http://www.emobilez.com/wallpapers/data/media/296/scarface_tony_montana_cocaine.jpg

[BillyRay]

So Lou sez to me...


You sir, have been banned from my bacon thread for that blasphemy!

ORLY?

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/12/02/unicorn-meat.jpg


:nana::nana::nana::nana:

:moon::moon:

:fin:

[blind2d]

Oh no! Watch out, BillyR!

[LouCipherr]

BillyRay - you're on my watch list, pal. You and your Unicorn meat! :fin: :lol: :D

[BillyRay]

See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board.

No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings,

no whambulance. :D

[blind2d]

And no crying children! Truly, you sir, are an inspiration!

[Trin]

What's this "Points for it tasting like Bacon" shit?

NO FUCKING POINTS... SIMULATED BACON IS NOT BACON!

Taste, smell whatever, SIMULATED is NOT, I repeat NOT, the real thing.

That's like going into 5 Guys and them changing their menu to serve SIMULATED COW... NO FUCKING WAY! Doesn't count.
What about simulated boobs? Are they still okay? Or when you go to a strip club do you scream, "DOESN'T COUNT!!"

[DjfunkmasterG]

What about simulated boobs? Are they still okay? Or when you go to a strip club do you scream, "DOESN'T COUNT!!"

I find the ugliest rack and invite the owner of that rack to be in my movie. :lol:

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See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board.

No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings,

no whambulance. :D

Well would you like to instruct THX DOUCHENOZZLE in this ettiquette? It seems he doesn't understand how it works.

[LouCipherr]

See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board.

No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings,

no whambulance. :D

:thumbsup: :D


I find the ugliest rack and invite the owner of that rack to be in my movie. :lol:

:lol:

Well would you like to instruct THX DOUCHENOZZLE in this ettiquette? It seems he doesn't understand how it works.

This.


Oh, and BillyRay? I got your Unicorn meat RIGHT HERE pal!
http://i39.tinypic.com/14b85cn.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

When the unicorn meat is UNICORN BACON, I say it's ALL GOOD! :D :lol: :D


http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lav6r1jEDW1qa4b44o1_400.png

[MoonSylver]

Another Friday is here! So it's....

Time for your Friday Bacon: Religion Edition!

The God of Bacon hath spake. He hath sayth unto Lou:

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCANA82W5.jpg

”GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF BACON”

This message brought to you by:

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/Holychurchofbacon.png

Preach the word, Reverend Lou:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/Ni5izETPwfy0spp0UhxVDzuUo1_400.png

Take us to the promised land:

http://www.baconsaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon-holy-land.jpg

And remember the commandments:

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/the-10-bacon-recipes-rnr-bacon-religion-heston-moses-demotivational-poster-1279035289.jpg

Bacon truly is “soul food”

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/metalchick666/blog%20stuff/holy-bacon.jpg

It has been known throughout the ages:

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCAE1I2Z4.jpg

Ignore the unbeliever:

http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bacon.jpg

Back, Heretic!!!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mpNR_RWqXZg/Sghbc_k74AI/AAAAAAAAAks/tmNGQM5hXuY/S1600-R/bacon_cross.jpg
http://images4.cpcache.com/product/unique-pork-popular/385902574v3_225x225_Front.jpg

She’s got the right idea:

http://www.unclejoesboys.com/pictures/pics/79_reject-christ-receive-bacon.jpg

And finally, proof that God wants us to have bacon:

http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jesus-frying-pan_1_1595669c.jpg

:lol:


Well, we've had the Bacon God & the Church of Bacon, so now it's time for this guy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Jpdmm_npp4o/SFE2KWM7gMI/AAAAAAAAD2Y/5YQAzxOuCKA/s400/11767.jpg

Who knew, but yes, there IS a patron saint of Bacon

Just like Jesus, & yes, just in time for the rapture, the God of Bacon has returned! & he hath sayeth onto his prophet:

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCANA82W5.jpg

”LOU-CAS, GET BACK HERE ON THIS CONSOLE!!!”

As further proof of his power he sends the following:

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/holy-bacon-demotivational-poster-1222634008.jpg

And he sent three of his angels as a sign:

http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/attachments/bacon/3898d1219678848-holy-bacon-bacon-angels2.jpg

Now all join me in the pig prayer:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XcQRLBqMgNw/SvuBNiKBBxI/AAAAAAAAInM/RoX62802qwM/s400/The_Pig_Prayer.jpg

And I shall read to you from the book of bacon:

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1001/and-on-the-eighth-day-holy-bacon-demotivational-poster-1265010479.jpg

And let us now dine on the most holy bacon of all:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/6066/14_2009/97deb2cd3b7290e2_Has-Be-Best-Bacon-Ever_500x500.jpg

He wants you to know what the TRUE rapture shall be like:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YRHDomoLb-A/TPLxgYD1FeI/AAAAAAAAArg/t0vaSTH-D9g/s1600/HamRapture%257E.png

And he has a message for you:

http://www.baconsaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/header.jpg

Now bear his mark:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pXKbBBTFqKs/TR4glKFjO8I/AAAAAAAAA48/-g7vrBMBYsk/s1600/bacon-heart-tattoo.jpg

Even the other religions of the world are converting to him...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/2803856365_cee18645c9.jpg

...an even the beasts of the wild have come to know & fear him:

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/7/5338ef42-0345-46b8-ac28-6da1dd447d13.jpg

Now HEED HIS WORD!!!

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/imagesCAROFBQA.jpg

:lol: ;)

[Mr. Clean]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310638_262155860488478_117148544989211_665740_2120 569079_n.jpg

I seen this picture and it made me ponder....What would happen if you pull the pin? I mean do you throw it at the enemy or do you just drop it at your own feet?

[LouCipherr]

I seen this picture and it made me ponder....What would happen if you pull the pin? I mean do you throw it at the enemy or do you just drop it at your own feet?

I would hope that the person you toss it at/near would just pick it up, try to eat it and it's blow up in their face. :lol:

[AcesandEights]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/DougOBrien/313263_2587935737493_1227553922_33198604_152941132 7_n.jpg

[Mr_Shadow]

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6060/6275400964_20855c6213.jpg

[bassman]

a few days late, but merry (bacon) christmas!

JKb1IeovH60

[Neil]

Yes Mr Visiting Alien, human beings are starving on this planet... but...

[LouCipherr]

Mr_Shadow - awesome! I've never seen bacon-flavored candy canes. Now I have to go find some for next xmas. :D


Bass - I dunno how you found that bacon tree video, but holy shit! I've never wanted to eat a tree before, but now I'm considering it! :stunned:

[LouCipherr]

It's time to kick-start this thread again. I just recently chowed down on a 1/2lb bacon sandwich for breakfast this past weekend, and it made me realize my addiction to bacon is was worse than I originally thought.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b97f_gummy_bacon.jpg

Gummy or crispy, you can't resist the bacon.

http://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bacon-flavored-jelly-beans.jpg

Bacon beans? Yeah, we got that.

http://wrightbrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/our-story-smoked-bacon.jpg

Ya'll thought this bacon addiction was a joke, right? Look right there above - my family name on a pack of bacon. Who needs more evidence than that?!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/da14_bacon_soap_closeup.jpg

A must have if you're a bacon lover. Imagine getting out of the shower smelling like a pound of bacon? If you've ever said "eat me!" to your significant other, this is the sure fire way of making that happen! :lol: :lol: :D



And the final word today on bacon, is....
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/351/b/7/Bacon_by_poopbear.jpg

[MinionZombie]

Bacon soap? Mmmm ... just don't wash yourself with that and go to a job as a police dog trainer. :elol:

[LouCipherr]

Bacon soap? Mmmm ... just don't wash yourself with that and go to a job as a police dog trainer. :elol:

:lol:

Yeah, that could turn quite ugly. :D

[bassman]

... just don't wash yourself with that and go to a job as a police dog trainer. :elol:

Just dont wash yourself with that and go near Lou! :lol:

[MinionZombie]

Just dont wash yourself with that and go near Lou! :lol:

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/a1c04cff14a84fd664c1f439acfac922/http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii125/licandres/peter.jpg

[LouCipherr]

Just dont wash yourself with that and go near Lou! :lol:

:shifty:

I might go all zombie on someone after a shower with bacon soap! :lol:

[Publius]

Lou, if you love bacon so much, why don't you marry it (http://www.marrybacon.com/)?

P.S.: Jack-in-the-Box has a bacon milkshake for a limited time.

[MoonSylver]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-history-bacon-natures-heroin.jpg

:D

[bassman]

How bout a bacon milk shake (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/07/bacon-shake-jack-in-the-box_n_1260440.html)?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/488055/thumbs/s-BACON-MILKSHAKE-large.jpg

[MoonSylver]

Apparently news of Lou has spread...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bacon-people.jpg

[Publius]

How bout a bacon milk shake (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/07/bacon-shake-jack-in-the-box_n_1260440.html)?

Yes, as referenced in my post two above yours. :p

[bassman]

Yes, as referenced in my post two above yours. :p

Didn't see that. You gotta have pictures or its no good, man! :lol:

[LouCipherr]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-history-bacon-natures-heroin.jpg

How true, moon! *drools*


How bout a bacon milk shake (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/07/bacon-shake-jack-in-the-box_n_1260440.html)?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/488055/thumbs/s-BACON-MILKSHAKE-large.jpg

Speaking of which, I've had a bacon sundae at Denny's back when they had their "Baconalia" week or whatever it was called. It was a week dedicated to everything bacon, and OMG! Believe it or not, a bacon sundae is actually REALLY good!

Check out this pic I found - I posted it in another thread, but it deserves to be in it's rightful place here:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconsizzle.gif

Can't ya just smell that shit cooking?! :D

[MinionZombie]

How true, moon! *drools*



Speaking of which, I've had a bacon sundae at Denny's back when they had their "Baconalia" week or whatever it was called. It was a week dedicated to everything bacon, and OMG! Believe it or not, a bacon sundae is actually REALLY good!

Check out this pic I found - I posted it in another thread, but it deserves to be in it's rightful place here:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconsizzle.gif

Can't ya just smell that shit cooking?! :D

That last picture is giving me the hunger equivalent of a boner alert. :sneaky:

[LouCipherr]

That last picture is giving me the hunger equivalent of a boner alert. :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MinionZombie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I give props to the gorgeous Catherine Reitman on her "Breakin' It Down" movie review show on YouTube for introducing me to that phrase. :D

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/pigbacon.png

:D



***edited to add:

OMG! I HAVE FOUND IT! BACON NIRVANA!!!!!!!!!!!

The "Bacon Explosion"
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

[AcesandEights]

That'd be an awesome t-shirt!

[LouCipherr]

That'd be an awesome t-shirt!

:lol:

Funny you should say that, Aces, 'cause I actually found that on Shirt.Woot.com (http://shirt.woot.com) :D Click "community" at the top of the page, then check out April 1st.

[Publius]

Good news: now your obsession with bacon need not even end at your death:

Love Bacon to Death? You Can Now Be Buried in a Bacon Coffin (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/love-bacon-to-death-you-can-now-be-buried-in-a-bacon-coffin/)

[rongravy]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=60d_1335361560

Want a little burger with your bacon?

[LouCipherr]

OMG OMG OMG! That looks AWESOME! Who the hell needs beef on their burger when you can have BACON!! :D

Well, I figured all this bacon is going to make me fat, so I decided to draw up a new fitness plan. It goes like this:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/fitness-plan-bacon.jpg

Think it'll work? :shifty:

[AcesandEights]

That's a disgusting waste. I do love how the guy has to bail early, though.

[LouCipherr]

Aww, c'mon Aces, there would be nothing wasteful about it if that wussy would've just ate all the bacon. :D

Put ME in front of that thing and there'll be none left. I'm in training for a new show called "MAN VS. BACON" :lol:

[rongravy]

I personally prefer breakfast buffets at places like Golden Corral because bacon is expensive as hell. One giant heaping plate of delicious bacon is worth the price, and the look on peoples' faces in line behind me when I empty the container completely onto my plate is, well... priceless.
Mmmmmmmmmm bacon, indeed.

[LouCipherr]

I personally prefer breakfast buffets at places like Golden Corral because bacon is expensive as hell. One giant heaping plate of delicious bacon is worth the price, and the look on peoples' faces in line behind me when I empty the container completely onto my plate is, well... priceless.
Mmmmmmmmmm bacon, indeed.

It's funny you say that, because years and years ago, there used to be a chain of restaurants around here called "Bob's Big Boy" and they used to have an 'all you can eat' breakfast buffet. I went almost every sunday before my "sunday trip to the movies." My plan was simple: eat your money's worth in meat (in particular, bacon and sausage) on the first plate, then go back and eat the stuff like eggs, toast and the like - then save the pancakes for last since they will fill you up quicker than John Holmes fills up a porn stars'... well.. nevermind. :lol:

Anyway, yeah, the look on people's faces when you walk away with nothing but a MASSIVE pile of bacon and sausage is indeed priceless. I'm sure they're thinking "what a glutton!" but screw them, I was gettin' what I paid for, dammit! :D

[MoonSylver]

It's funny you say that, because years and years ago, there used to be a chain of restaurants around here called "Bob's Big Boy" and they used to have an 'all you can eat' breakfast buffet. I went almost every sunday before my "sunday trip to the movies." My plan was simple: eat your money's worth in meat (in particular, bacon and sausage) on the first plate, then go back and eat the stuff like eggs, toast and the like - then save the pancakes for last since they will fill you up quicker than John Holmes fills up a porn stars'... well.. nevermind. :lol:

Anyway, yeah, the look on people's faces when you walk away with nothing but a MASSIVE pile of bacon and sausage is indeed priceless. I'm sure they're thinking "what a glutton!" but screw them, I was gettin' what I paid for, dammit! :D

All this talke of Bacon got someone's attention. Lou, your mistress called:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-djW9cK17j00/TtYhhGxCYmI/AAAAAAAABOc/-Usb1Mj8A20/s1600/4.jpg

...she said assume the position. :eek: :lol:

Give her this as a peace offering:

http://www.funnyreign.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bacon-poem.jpg

http://cellar.org/2009/bacon.gif :D

[Zombo]

Zombo like bacon.

[Publius]

It's funny you say that, because years and years ago, there used to be a chain of restaurants around here called "Bob's Big Boy" and they used to have an 'all you can eat' breakfast buffet.

Bob's Big Boy is still around. They're a California classic. A few years back the chain had bankruptcy reorganization and closed most of their locations, but there's still several in southern California, and bunch in Michigan for some reason.

[LouCipherr]

All this talke of Bacon got someone's attention. Lou, your mistress called:

To quote Jason Mewes, "Dude, I think I just filled the cup" :lol:


Bob's Big Boy is still around. They're a California classic. A few years back the chain had bankruptcy reorganization and closed most of their locations, but there's still several in southern California, and bunch in Michigan for some reason.

Awww man, I wish they were still around here. I have lots of fond memories of plates full of bacon and sausage in that place. -sigh-

[MoonSylver]

It that the same thing as Frisch's Big Boy?

http://mccormicky.com/tiresome/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bobsbigboy.jpg

I love that little fooker so much I've got a bank of him sitting on my dresser. Super Big Boy w/ bacon....mmmm....

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bb15.jpg

http://www.tahoeforum.com/images/smilies/drool2.gif

[rongravy]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bb15.jpg

Dayumn that's alot more bun than burger, I don't like that kind of ratio. Where's the beef?

[Publius]

It that the same thing as Frisch's Big Boy?

Yes. Bob's was the original, then Bob (Wian) decided to franchise the "Big Boy" concept to regional chains. I think Frisch's is the last big chain to use the "Big Boy" name, though there used to be others (Shoney's was originally a "Big Boy" chain, for example). Also, McDonald's Big Mac is a cheap ripoff of the signature Big Boy hamburger. The Big Boy was created in 1942. Jim Delligatti, the Pennsylvania McDonald's manager credited with inventing the Big Mac in the mid-'60s, managed a Bob's Big Boy in southern California in the '50s. I'm guessing In-N-Out's Double-Double was also based on the Big Boy, but I'll take the Double-Double in that matchup.

[LouCipherr]

Dayumn that's alot more bun than burger, I don't like that kind of ratio. Where's the beef?

There is NO WHERE NEAR enough bacon on that buger. Matter of fact, I don't see any at all! MOON! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! :lol: :lol:

[MoonSylver]

Dayumn that's alot more bun than burger, I don't like that kind of ratio. Where's the beef?

I probably didn't pick the most flattering pic. In real life the bun isn't that fluffy...:confused:


There is NO WHERE NEAR enough bacon on that buger. Matter of fact, I don't see any at all! MOON! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! :lol: :lol:

It doesn't come standard. But I ask & they put it on for me. ;)

[LouCipherr]

It doesn't come standard. But I ask & they put it on for me. ;)

This is unacceptable in the BACON thread. I demand you go back, ask for a pile of bacon, then take a picture and post it. :D :lol:

[Mike70]

lou, you can save this for next year:

http://www.foodiggity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bacon_card1.jpg

for real romance, add this along with the card:

http://rlv.zcache.com/bacon_love_heart_ornament-p175912623419013316zvp8t_325.jpg

but i think you need one of these:

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/485434839/say_yes_to_bacon_tshirt.jpg?height=380&width=380

and this "bacon viewing window" on this gummy bacon cracks me up:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/gummybacon1.jpg

[LouCipherr]

and this "bacon viewing window" on this gummy bacon cracks me up:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/gummybacon1.jpg

HAH! That is awesome! "Is my gummy bacon more fatty or more meaty? Better check the window" :D

Wait, let me rephrase that: it's awesome as long as the gummy bacon is bacon-flavored. :D

[MoonSylver]

This is unacceptable in the BACON thread. I demand you go back, ask for a pile of bacon, then take a picture and post it. :D :lol:

Ok, since you asked so nice:

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/bacon-burger-japan.jpg

But yer gonna need this afterwards...

http://www.eatingcleveland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/deathofbacon2.jpg

:lol: http://www.helifreak.com/images/smilies/BaconDance.gif

[LouCipherr]

http://www.helifreak.com/images/smilies/BaconDance.gif


OMG! A DANCING BACON STRIP!

*right-clicks and saves for future use*

[MoonSylver]

OMG! A DANCING BACON STRIP!

*right-clicks and saves for future use*

Yeah, I had a feeling you might like that little guy. I was tempted to ask Andy to add him to the emoticon list. :lol:

[LouCipherr]

Yeah, I had a feeling you might like that little guy. I was tempted to ask Andy to add him to the emoticon list. :lol:

DO IT!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconDance.gifhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconDance.gifhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconDance.gifhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconDance.gifhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BaconDance.gif

I like this little guy. A hell of a lot better than the 'dancing banana' it's based off of. :D

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/bacon1.jpg

:D

[Mr_Shadow]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-sundae-burger-king-203314332.html

[LouCipherr]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-sundae-burger-king-203314332.html

Aww hell yes,that's what I'm talkin' about! :lol: BK is finally catching on!

I wish they made them like Denny's did when they had their "Baconalia" month - with maple syrup (instead of caramel as BK is doing). *drools*

Regardless, I'll be getting a few of these. :D

[AcesandEights]

Actually, Lou, I'm hearing that we have been in an artificially induced bacon bubble for some time and this bubble is showing signs of bursting.

Response?

[LouCipherr]

Actually, Lou, I'm hearing that we have been in an artificially induced bacon bubble for some time and this bubble is showing signs of bursting.

Response?


My response?

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconsizzle.gif

BULLSHIT! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mike70]

Actually, Lou, I'm hearing that we have been in an artificially induced bacon bubble for some time and this bubble is showing signs of bursting.

Response?

actually Aces, i see nowhere for bacon to go but down - into Lou's mouth and into his stomach.

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.

[LouCipherr]

actually Aces, i see nowhere for bacon to go but down - into Lou's mouth and into his stomach.

:D



Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.

:lol: :lol:

[Mike70]

an egg and a rasher of bacon walk into a bar. the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve breakfast here." ba-doom-boom (cymbal crash)

instead of NO TRESPASSING, Lou's house has sign out from that says: ALL YOUR BACON ARE BELONG TO US.

instead of band-aids, Lou's first aid kit has these:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b3bdUZRr8jU/Stqm9-UqpHI/AAAAAAAAR1g/c1LDdZv1LBo/s400/11476__05145_thumb.jpg

Lou's dream beverage:

http://www.jokesinside.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/diet-coke-with-bacon-only-america.jpg

[LouCipherr]

an egg and a rasher of bacon walk into a bar. the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve breakfast here." ba-doom-boom (cymbal crash)


:lol:

Ok, I see your bacon humor and raise you one slice of ham:

A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
The French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat fucking pig".

:shifty:

I always get the Bacon Brothers confused, so I made myself this cheat sheet:

Kevin N. Bacon - Actor
Michael A. Bacon - Musician
Chris P. Bacon - Delicious

:D

[MoonSylver]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q0aJGkQi1w8/TSt7jkN0R6I/AAAAAAAAABc/05YGw1Xldpg/s1600/bacon_joke.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/Cmlovesjd/Bacon-1.jpg

[LouCipherr]

:lol: :lol: "strip club" :lol: :lol:

[MinionZombie]

All this talk of bacon reminds me of Kevin Smith recently coming to the UK for a podcast tour - he discovered British bacon - which isn't those strips you guys in America get (which are half fat anyway), but proper cuts of meat that are 'like ham' to Smith. He discovered the joy of one of national institutions too - the bacon butty/sarnie/roll/bap ... ... good lord, there are few things tastier than a bacon roll.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cAGa1vL0ko/SNdy5-gaT2I/AAAAAAAABGM/ZpDY63ZC_uA/s400/Cnv00063.jpg

Christ, I could so go for one of those right now ... bacon in a roll, be it crusty or soft, or in bread, be it soft or toasted ... oh man ... slap some salt, pepper, and tomato sauce on that and dig in ... ... I'm seriously so up for one now, but there's no bacon in the house! :stunned:

[LouCipherr]

All this talk of bacon reminds me of Kevin Smith recently coming to the UK for a podcast tour - he discovered British bacon - which isn't those strips you guys in America get (which are half fat anyway)

"British bacon" and "Canadian bacon" are ham. Period. Don't even start with me - you know it'll end badly! :lol: :p :D

TRUE "bacon" from a pig belly comes in fatty little strips of god-like goodness that don't even compare to that... that... "ham" stuff you guys call bacon :lol:

Check this out:

Source: http://www.thepauperedchef.com/2010/04/a-guide-to-bacon-styles-and-how-to-make-proper-british-rashers.html (http://www.thepauperedchef.com/2010/04/a-guide-to-bacon-styles-and-how-to-make-proper-british-rashers.html)

American bacon is invariably made from the belly of the pig, which is not actually its stomach but the fat-streaked padding on the side of the animal. If you've eaten anywhere in the last 5 years you've probably managed to order pork belly as a main course, and if you grew up in America you definitely have eaten pork belly (unless your vegan parents shielded you from one of life's highest pleasures).

Canadian bacon is a product you might see in the U.S. from time to time. It is made not from the belly, but from the loin of the pig, which is the lean medalion of meat you see above. That's why it's a very lean cut, and is reminiscent of slices of ham. It is generally trimmed of fat and, in my opinion, not all that tasty, especially when they coat it with meal made from peas to make peameal bacon. But that's not the subject at hand.

British bacon is a bit like a combination of American and Canadian (though obviously Canadian bacon evolved from the British style and not the other way around). With British bacon, you take the loin but leave lots of lovely fat on it, especially the fat cap, and include the part where the loin attaches to the same cut American-style is made from: the belly. So a full rack of British bacon is the pork loin with plenty of pork belly attached to it: the loin section is the rasher (what [this glossary of British food terms] calls "a thin, floppy slice of fatty ham") and the belly is the streaky. Then you take your pick.


And that "half-fat" thing? Simple explanation. This reminds me of people who order steak but say, "ewww, cook my steak well done! I don't want to see blood coming out of my steak" Let me ask you this: you ever had a well-done steak? It had zero flavor and had a consistency like tough shoe-leather, right? Y'know why? The blood gives the steak it's flavor! So many people just do not understand that. At the most your steak should be warm and pink in the middle. Me? I prefer mine to sit up on my plate and go "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when I stick a fork in it! (ie: bloody as all freakin' hell!) :lol:

Now, back to the American bacon: Guess what gives American bacon it's juicy, yummy, god-like flavor? That's right, the combo of meat and fat. Try taking an American bacon strip and eat only the meat - not quite as good when you eat the meat and fat together, right? It might as well be a strip of beef jerky without the fat. :D

Hey, at least you Brits leave the pork belly in with your ham. You're closer to the real thing than those <ahem> Canadians. :lol:


MZ - is it even possible to get the equivalent of "American Bacon" over there? We can get Canadian bacon here, but I've never seen British bacon around, ever.

[MinionZombie]

No British bacon in the USA at all? Sheesh, what is it with you Americalanders? :sneaky::p

I do believe we get 'American style bacon' over here - i.e. fatty and crispy - and we also get "Danish bacon" which gets a good reputation, but which is filled with so much water, that when you fry it it all sizzles away (the sizzle is part of their marketting, too) and you get this comparatively shrivelled-up wee naffy bit of bacon. We don't get the Danish stuff in our house though - we have the nice big juicy bits of bacon - and let me tell you - there's flavour galore in there. British bacon can also be made crispy and have edible fat on it - you just fry it for longer ... ... although not as long as I used to do in first year uni, when I'd practically cremate the stuff (and get numerous fat burns on my arms as the juices spat everywhich way :lol:) ... but damn ... those Sunday afternoon lunches of crisp British bacon sandwiches (sometimes toasted) were lush ... and about the most nutritious thing I ate in my entire first year at univeristy (which was mostly Pringle sandwiches, really terrible microwave pizza, and some bowls of tinned spaghetti).

Where was I? Oh yes - British bacon - it's lush, Sir - you should try it. :cool:

[AcesandEights]

I hear it's the mad cow that gives British beef its extra zing, but I've never heard about Brit bacon being really good till now!

[MinionZombie]

I hear it's the mad cow that gives British beef its extra zing, but I've never heard about Brit bacon being really good till now!

Fortunately our cows haven't been mad for a long, long time now - that outbreak in the 90s was rough for the meat industry in this country, but fortunately all-is-well and British beef is delicious - just like British bacon. Ooh, my mouth's watering for a bacon roll ... oh well, a lush Twix Caramel Slice will have to suffice (and suffice it shall, for they are also lush!)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hljr2rNbbSU/TetU1Ot3iOI/AAAAAAAAAVM/5nUzMRw9VIw/s1600/IMG_2655.JPG

[LouCipherr]

No British bacon in the USA at all? Sheesh, what is it with you Americalanders? :sneaky::p

Well, let's just say I haven't sought it out, but I can't say I've ever seen it around. Sad, isn't it? I need some HAM right about now.. :lol:


I do believe we get 'American style bacon' over here - i.e. fatty and crispy - and we also get "Danish bacon" which gets a good reputation, but which is filled with so much water, that when you fry it it all sizzles away (the sizzle is part of their marketting, too) and you get this comparatively shrivelled-up wee naffy bit of bacon.

Geez, that's no good. :( I'll cross "danish bacon" off my list of wants. :lol:


British bacon can also be made crispy and have edible fat on it - you just fry it for longer ... ...

Ok, you're winning me over, I'm intrigued... :D


although not as long as I used to do in first year uni, when I'd practically cremate the stuff (and get numerous fat burns on my arms as the juices spat everywhich way :lol:) ...

Curiosity fading.... :lol: :lol:


Where was I? Oh yes - British bacon - it's lush, Sir - you should try it. :cool:

Easy to get distracted when talking about bacon, isn't it? :lol:

If I can find it, I promise I will try it and report back to ya MZ. I just have no idea where to get it, and I'd feel strange walking into a restuarant and asking, "hey, you - ya got any British bacon? No, not that american slices of fat, BRITISH BACON!" I think I'd probably get some weird looks. :lol: :lol: :D

[MinionZombie]

If I can find it, I promise I will try it and report back to ya MZ. I just have no idea where to get it, and I'd feel strange walking into a restuarant and asking, "hey, you - ya got any British bacon? No, not that american slices of fat, BRITISH BACON!" I think I'd probably get some weird looks. :lol: :lol: :D

Or they'd look at you with pride, for they'd know you were a coinoisseur of the heavenly meat that is bacon. :D

[AcesandEights]

I guarantee Lou's first attempt to purchase said bacon will end up as...

"Sorry, sir, we don't have any Canadian bacon."

"I. Said. BRITISH. Bacon."

/Blank stare

[LouCipherr]

Or they'd look at you with pride, for they'd know you were a coinoisseur of the heavenly meat that is bacon. :D

It would be nice, wouldn't it? :D


I guarantee Lou's first attempt to purchase said bacon will end up as...

"Sorry, sir, we don't have any Canadian bacon."

"I. Said. BRITISH. Bacon."

/Blank stare

Aces, you know me all too well. :D



BACON: because F*CK STEAK! :lol: :lol:

[krisvds]

Hey Lou, ever heard of Jan Fabre.
He is a Belgian artist who at one time during the nineties covered a row of pillars at the entrance of a building in Ghent with bacon.
Needless to say there was some controversy. The fact that after a couple of days the whole street smelled of dead meat probably didn't help.

http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2011/01/21/D2_GFO356VFV.1_FE_EDGES.jpg.h170.jpg.280.jpg

http://s778.photobucket.com/albums/yy70/vermetten/2000/ham.jpg

[LouCipherr]

Hey Lou, ever heard of Jan Fabre.
He is a Belgian artist who at one time during the nineties covered a row of pillars at the entrance of a building in Ghent with bacon.
Needless to say there was some controversy. The fact that after a couple of days the whole street smelled of dead meat probably didn't help.


Oh wow! That's enlightening and creepy all at the same time! :lol:

I can only imagine the smell a few days after it was put up. *shudders*

[Mike70]

i'm surprised that every rat in europe didn't make a road trip for this one. i can hear the rat stories now, "in Belgium they have entire buildings made of bacon." (gasps from the young rats in the audience.)

[ProfessorChaos]

mentioned it in the other "lou's fave thread" but check out "united states of bacon" and prepare to have your mind blown. they've got a segment about a truck stop with a BLT the size of a football. no joke.

[LouCipherr]

mentioned it in the other "lou's fave thread" but check out "united states of bacon" and prepare to have your mind blown. they've got a segment about a truck stop with a BLT the size of a football. no joke.

OMG, PC, I Tivo'd that show a few days back and just got a chance to watch it last night - that BLT was INSANE! They said there was a minimum of 1lb of bacon on the sandwich (20-25 strips! HOLY BACON, BATMAN! *drools*)

I also posted this in the shout box, but I feel it should be here too: I have finally found religion and became a member of a church. "What religion?" you might ask? Allow me to enlighten you:

http://unitedchurchofbacon.com (http://unitedchurchofbacon.com)

PRAISE BACON!

:D

-- -------- Post added 20-Jul-2012 at 12:39 PM ---------- Previous post was 19-Jul-2012 at 12:14 PM ----------

Found this little ditty on youtube (courtesy of the Discovery channel show "How's It Made?")

I present to thee: HOW BACON IS MADE!

_tvx_CKB7uI&

:hyper:

-- -------- Post added 24-Jul-2012 at 03:09 PM ---------- Previous post was 20-Jul-2012 at 12:39 PM ----------

Two more addition to the bacon goodness:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/baconpig.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/comfortfood.jpg

:D

[Tricky]

Start stockpiling dudes!

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=b5399046-1239-4401-9dc1-14699c1b2ec1

[slickwilly13]

Start stockpiling dudes!

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=b5399046-1239-4401-9dc1-14699c1b2ec1

You beat me to it. A possible good investment? Thoughts?

[MinionZombie]

http://www.bunicomic.com/comics/2012-09-24-Buni.gif

:D

[LouCipherr]

http://www.bunicomic.com/comics/2012-09-24-Buni.gif

:D

:lol:

Classic!

[MoonSylver]

http://www.stevestenzel.com/photos2012/ff_bacon_fitness.jpg

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=53355456

[LouCipherr]

Ok Moon, you're officialy going BACON SENILE. That exercise program I posted multiple pages back. (http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/showthread.php?17668-My-incredibly-sick-obsession-with-BACON!&p=283222&viewfull=1#post283222)

It's probably because you've been staring at Freddy's boobs. (that just sounds... odd. :lol:)

As part of your penance for double-posting, you are required to eat two pounds of bacon while saying 20 Hail Mary's.

For each strip you eat.


Ya got that old man?! :lol: :lol: :D

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/a/bacon-is-my-god-thumb.png


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/BACON.jpg

[MoonSylver]

No, I'm just to lazy to go look & see what's been posted before. :D

http://kcbs.us/photos/lazy.jpg

:thumbsup:

[Mike70]

this is lou's philosophy on romance:

1123

hold on a sec. that pic should be much bigger.

but that's what she said too! :lol:

[LouCipherr]

No, I'm just to lazy to go look & see what's been posted before.

Unacceptable. You should have been following along this whole time. :lol:

Moon, I hate to say it, but you've been letting the Aliens fuck with your brain....

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/alienmindfek300.gif

:D


this is lou's philosophy on romance:



hold on a sec. that pic should be much bigger.

but that's what she said too! :lol:

HAH! I see what you did there! :D

[Mr. Clean]

https://www.poweruprewards.com/SiteResources/i/catalog/lg/hopeforbaconteeL.jpg

Gamestop supports bacon....one of the powerup rewards gifts.

[AcesandEights]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/DougOBrien/416856_538050786224379_601486143_n.jpg

[AcesandEights]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_kS3PHf2TqHw/SeVYuNQpJFI/AAAAAAAAB94/9Cj5hCQ0W34/gun6.jpg

[LouCipherr]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/bacon/whenIdiebacon.jpg

:D

[MoonSylver]

Lou, your pizza is here...

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/who+doesn+t+like+bacon_3cb639_3969347.jpeg

:lol: