Shakespearean Insult Generator

[MoonSylver]

Good for a giggle or two. Clicky linkey:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

So, take that:


Thou crusty botch of nature!

:lol:

[clanglee]

Oh my. . . . . "Thou lumpish fat-kidneyed minnow!"

[blind2d]

"Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters."
Nice.

[bassman]

Thou fawning guts-griping blind-worm!

A bunch of then sound like Stewie from Family Guy...

[Mike70]

i love it! this one is pretty good:

"thine face is not worth sunburning."

and this one is a classic:

"Thou loggerheaded rampallian bum-bailey!"

[AcesandEights]

This is a great find!

Thou reeky clapper-clawed horn-beast!

Thou mewling weather-bitten apple-john!

Thou wayward idle-headed canker-blossom!

:D

[MoonSylver]

Thou wouldst enjoy such arch churlishness as this!


Thou artless base-court strumpet!

:lol: