Weird dreams about Drew Barrymore

[DjfunkmasterG]

I don't know WTF is going on in my personal life right now that would cause this but... for the past three nights I have had almost the same dream regarding Drew Barrymore, Lou's BMW 330ci and a large rural ranch type house.

In the dream I am introduced to Drew through a mutual friend, but I don't know the person in real life, so who ever this is I have no clue...

Anyway Drew and I hit it off, then it fast forwards to us living in this rural ranch type house. Then one day she says hey, lets get this BMW. It is a Blue 330ci, Much like Lou's car, I mean almost to the T. So I say ok and we go get it, then we find ourselves having deeper conversations than I have ever had, and then... I end up marrying her.

Now I dig Drew, so this to me is a good thing, but WTF!!!!!!!

[bassman]

Drew Barrymore.:hurl:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Drew Barrymore.:hurl:

Hey she looked good in The Wedding Singer, Albeit that was 12 years ago, but she still is a looker.

[Mitchified]

Well, let's see. Freud would say that it somehow means that you want to sleep with your mother. Jung would prattle on for hours about the superego and things that I'm pretty sure didn't make sense even to him. Dr. Phil would sit in his chair drooling thanking God that Oprah came into his life.

For my money, the dreams simply mean that you want to motorboat Drew Barrymore for the rest of your life.

[ProfessorChaos]

http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/drew_barrymore12.jpg

young drew is not amused...

and c'mon bass: you wouldn't? well, not judging by that pic above, but how bout this one?

http://www.webix.com.br/fotos/imagens/famosos/drew.jpg

[AcesandEights]

A dream about finding a life of love and happiness with Drew Barrymore, Deej?

Would she work out the kinks in your neck by massaging it with her massive, leno-esque chin? :p

[DjfunkmasterG]

A dream about finding a life of love and happiness with Drew Barrymore, Deej?

Would she work out the kinks in your neck by massaging it with her massive, leno-esque chin? :p

Don't know why Drew, but I am not complaining.

[JDFP]

All I have to say is that I have similar dreams...

My dream is about Winona Ryder though. I have some very in-depth and enjoyable dreams involving Winona -- my future girlfriend.

I think these types of dreams are quite common amongst all guys -- we all have "celebrity crushes" to some extent or another. As long as we don't take it quite as far as John Hinckley's profession of faith for Jodie Foster than we should be okay.

What... Winona? You want me to kill who? :D:elol:

j.p.

[LouCipherr]

Drew Barrymore.:hurl:

http://www.ohiomm.com/blogs/blog_mass_destruction/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/blasphemy.bmp



http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/drew_barrymore12.jpg

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/idhitthat_copy.png

Oh, wait, posted the wrong pic.. :lol: :lol: :shifty:

[AcesandEights]

Oh, there's no doubt Barrymore is attractive-ish, especially on the playing field of the 'normal person', but she's gotten a bit too chinny as her metabolism has slowed over the years.

[LouCipherr]

That's not a chin.... THIS is a chin!

http://www.deadites.net/books/chins_couldkill.jpg

[AcesandEights]

That's not a chin....

Perhaps we should call it a waddle then? :)

[BillyRay]

Seems like I may be posting this all over the boards today:

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu235/itoastbreadwell/RosarioDawsonClerksII0006.gif

Not saying I'd "do her in a heartbeat", I like to think I'd take my time...

[bassman]

and c'mon bass: you wouldn't?


Maybe during her nude/druggie days, but now? No way. Not even with someone else's johnson.

[LouCipherr]

Perhaps we should call it a waddle then? :)

Whatever you wanna call it....

http://www.freewebs.com/acen_otaku_sexiness/Misc%20crap/I'd%20hit%20it.jpg

:D

[AcesandEights]

Maybe during her nude/druggie days, but now? No way. Not even with someone else's johnson.

Really? Hmm, she can still look fetching at times <quote that and insert pic of dog fecthing a bone or frisbee, Moon>, at least I think so. It's just hard to get excited about the look or personality of a starlet who ranks as mediocre in both characteristics. You know what I mean?

[LouCipherr]

Maybe during her nude/druggie days, but now? No way. Not even with someone else's johnson.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/pedobear/pedobear-whiskeycoke.jpg

:lol:

[BillyRay]

The Subconscious is a funny thing.

And Barrymore is actually quite pretty, and she seems really sweet (in interviews, anyway).

So why not?

What we should be hassling Deej about is that Lou's Beemer is his dream car...

[LouCipherr]

What we should be hassling Deej about is that Lou's Beemer is his dream car...

Good catch, BillyRay!

Dj! WTF!? Buying american cars while awake, but in your sleep, you're dreaming about my BMW? I KNEW IT! I fuckin' KNEW it! :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Good catch, BillyRay!

Dj! WTF!? Buying american cars while awake, but in your sleep, you're dreaming about my BMW? I KNEW IT! I fuckin' KNEW it! :lol:

She wanted it... not me. but because we were together int he dream i just went along with it.

[bassman]

Really? Hmm, she can still look fetching at times

Other times? Not so much.

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1drew_barrymore_mad_sunset.jpg

It's a amazing what make up and photoshop can do. :p

[DjfunkmasterG]

Other times? Not so much.

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1drew_barrymore_mad_sunset.jpg

It's a amazing what make up and photoshop can do. :p

And then there is this:

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/Drew-Barrymore.jpg

[bassman]

Like I said....makeup and photoshop. :p

[LouCipherr]

And then there is this:

"...and we are CHOCK full of that!" :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

"...and we are CHOCK full of that!" :D

I'd like to CHOCK her full of something.... :elol:

[darth los]

With all the hot pieces of ass out there Drew Bayyrmoore and Wynona rider seem like two very odd choices to be fantasizing about. I'm just sayin'.

:cool:

[ProfessorChaos]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/pedobear/pedobear-whiskeycoke.jpg

:lol:

that is terribly wrong, but incredibly funny.

[Danny]

That's not a chin.... THIS is a chin!

http://www.deadites.net/books/chins_couldkill.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/user5780_pic254_1273563194.jpg

[MoonSylver]

I don't know WTF is going on in my personal life right now that would cause this but... for the past three nights I have had almost the same dream regarding Drew Barrymore,

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/12/88/18454859.jpg

LOOK OUT DREW!!!!! :lol:


http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/idhitthat_copy.png

Oh, wait, posted the wrong pic.. :lol: :lol: :shifty:

No, you didn't. :lol:


Really? Hmm, she can still look fetching at times <quote that and insert pic of dog fecthing a bone or frisbee, Moon>

http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/humping_cat_dog.jpg

Oops, now I posted the wrong pic...:sneaky:


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/pedobear/pedobear-whiskeycoke.jpg

:lol: :D

http://files.sharenator.com/pedometer_pedobear_creepers_perverts_sickos_4chan_ 12chan_How_Pedo_Are_You_Test_it_with_the_Pedo_Mete r-s690x520-67175-580.jpg

As for to Hit It or Not, yeah, sometimes she looks good, sometimes, not as much, but when I see pic's like this...

http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Drew-Barrymore_1.png

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3817.jpg

:lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

With all the hot pieces of ass out there Drew Bayyrmoore and Wynona rider seem like two very odd choices to be fantasizing about. I'm just sayin'.

:cool:

I know.... but see, Drew has the Girl next Door appeal, in many aspects. Sure, the trophy chick would be nice. The Brag-Chick, you know the one who who show off to friends and say YEP, I hit that... and they look at you and look at her and can't seem to understand the connection, that is cool and all, and believe me all men who are hetero sexual have that fantasy, but there is also reality... To me a chick like Drew is just as presentable and braggable wihtout all the hoopla. Plus she is quirky enough to appeal to my more darker side.

Would I love to have and bang a chick like Jessica Biel? Of course... but that is a relationship that would never last... My dream is telling me I need to find a Drew Barrymore and not the Jessica Biel.

[LouCipherr]

that is terribly wrong, but incredibly funny.

Wakka wakka, i'm here all week. :lol:



No, you didn't. :lol:

Yeah, you're right, I did. :D

She gets the....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/Sbm6PB1_6jI/AAAAAAAAC_0/Sho4qWL5Dq4/s400/pedo-bear-seal-of-approval.png

[Publius]

My dream is about Winona Ryder though. I have some very in-depth and enjoyable dreams involving Winona -- my future girlfriend.

Keep an eye on your wallet. :shifty:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Keep an eye on your wallet. :shifty:

His wallet is fine, it is just that if they go shopping he has t make sure he pays for everything.