Guys.....

[integra28]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!?


Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight!:dead::p

While you consider I'm off to watch The Walking Dead Ep3!

[krakenslayer]

I think you'd probably have more pressing matters to worry about :P

Oh, and you might want to make the title a bit more specific :)

[Philly_SWAT]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!?


Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight!:dead::p

While you consider I'm off to watch The Walking Dead Ep3!

I assume that you mean "porn", not pron, unless there is some tron-hybrid game I am unaware of with the new movie coming out. If so, then I could just play TRON when I got bored with PRON.

But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

[BillyRay]

Not in a million years.

Paging DEADBEAT....

[MoonSylver]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!?

http://versuspunk.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/case.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aglcgZub-fc/TKcXDtweXoI/AAAAAAAAIos/fsxdc2UdxAg/s320/109ZombieProstitutes-1024x568.jpg

http://www.obscureprotest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zombie-rights-protest-at-city-hall.3611256.36.jpg


But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

http://www.mainlinemusic.com/white.jpg

[bassman]

Fuck a dead body? Dude....get help.

And what's wrong with the hand, man? It's not like you would need a release that often, anyway. You're trying to survive in a world overrun with zombies.

[krakenslayer]

I think the OP should buy this and a bottle of lube: http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/products/isaac+marion/warm+bodies/7319736/

[MoonSylver]

And what's wrong with the hand, man? It's not like you would need a release that often, anyway.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/65393/cuts/hand_480x270.jpg

??? :rockbrow:

:lol:

[bassman]

:lol:

You've been waiting for tonight to unleash that image, haven't you? I just sat it up perfectly...

[MoonSylver]

:lol:

You've been waiting for tonight to unleash that image, haven't you? I just sat it up perfectly...

Actually no, it was a spur of the moment. That's the secrect to great comedy duos man, it's all in the timing & being able to riff off each other...

http://smigly.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/martin-and-lewis1.jpg

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/29689-val_kilmer_top_gun.jpg

"Bass, you can be my straight man...anytime."

(Ah! "Straight man"! See what I did there!) :lol: :hyper:

[ProfessorChaos]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!?


Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight!:dead::p

http://evilgamer.dreamhosters.com/public/stupidpics/conanserious.gif

[Publius]

But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

No way, he did a song about that?

:p

[fulci fan]

What is wrong with a live girl???

[JDFP]

Well, there's a few things that have to be considered first...

-- How long has she been dead?
-- How hot is she?
-- How drunk am I?
-- Is she "all messed up" or not?

On the bright side, you know she's always going to swallow. :D:p

On the negative side -- teeth. That could be a biting matter (haha, pun).

For your consideration to this very important matter (a.k.a. screwing a dead zombie):

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/07/Deadgirl.jpg

Excellent zombie film. One of the top zombie flicks I've ever seen actually.

j.p.

[Andy]

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Watch before you answer the question.

:lol:

[wayzim]

I assume that you mean "porn", not pron, unless there is some tron-hybrid game I am unaware of with the new movie coming out. If so, then I could just play TRON when I got bored with PRON.

But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

Firstly, and I don't know where it started, Pron is used as a wordplay on Porn (Like on Attack of The Show on G4TV, Gadget Pron )
Secondly. there was an extra feature on the Dawn remake, a newscast starring B5's Richard Biggs(Rest in Peace)where some boys try to bone a Dead Chick, with predictable results.
In the first Book of The Dead(89) an Homage anthology to GAR's universe, the story 'Blossom.'(by Chan McConnell)has a woman die during sex and begin to devour her lover in a unique way.
And in one of my zombie stories, Tuesday Morning Pick-Up, a mercenary absolutely has a thing for Dead Girls.
Necrophiliacs rejoice.

Wayne Z

He gave me a cheesy smile. “You guys shoulda been. There was this fine piece of meat, freshly dead but still slammin in this tiny black tube top and hot pink vinyl mini, ya know?
Tuesday Morning Pick-Up

[babomb]

I think the wordplay comes from drunkards creating a folder to store their porn and they hit the keys in the wrong order. G4 changed it up by adding a "0" instead of the "o".
Personally, boning a "dead un" sounds horrible. Imagine the blood that would pool up under the skin and cause bruising over the entire body because of movement alone, now throw in the act of thrusting bodies against each other, heat and sweat pooling up in dark places, the stench alone would be natural chemical castration. The penetration itself could loosen a blood clot and release a river of black curdled .blood!
You'd have to have foreskin like waterproofed leather or make some zombie rated condoms from cowhide and dollar general bags.
You're probly better off moderating your "pr0n" use AND alcohol intake if you're ever in an undead world.

[JDFP]

Personally, boning a "dead un" sounds horrible. Imagine the blood that would pool up under the skin and cause bruising over the entire body because of movement alone, now throw in the act of thrusting bodies against each other, heat and sweat pooling up in dark places, the stench alone would be natural chemical castration. The penetration itself could loosen a blood clot and release a river of black curdled .blood!
You'd have to have foreskin like waterproofed leather or make some zombie rated condoms from cowhide and dollar general bags.


Looks like someone has given this subject quite a bit of thought. :shifty:

j.p.

[MoonSylver]

I think the wordplay comes from drunkards creating a folder to store their porn and they hit the keys in the wrong order. G4 changed it up by adding a "0" instead of the "o".
Personally, boning a "dead un" sounds horrible. Imagine the blood that would pool up under the skin and cause bruising over the entire body because of movement alone, now throw in the act of thrusting bodies against each other, heat and sweat pooling up in dark places, the stench alone would be natural chemical castration. The penetration itself could loosen a blood clot and release a river of black curdled .blood!
You'd have to have foreskin like waterproofed leather or make some zombie rated condoms from cowhide and dollar general bags.
You're probly better off moderating your "pr0n" use AND alcohol intake if you're ever in an undead world.

Careful. You're interjecting cold, unpleasent logic into what could be somebodys pefectly usable fantasy. :lol:


Looks like someone has given this subject quite a bit of thought. :shifty:

j.p.

But at least he came to the conclusion that "corpse fucking is BAD, 'm'kay?". :lol:

Moving on...

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/talk-to-the-hand-walking-dead-hand-demotivational-poster-1290269226.jpg

:lol:

[deadpunk]

Why in the name of all that is holy was this thread allowed to continue?!

[krakenslayer]

It's worth noting, also, that the stagnant saliva within a zombie's mouth is toxic enough to induce fever, sickness, septicaemia and usually death if introduced via a bite. What makes you think that fluids resident in other orifices would be any safer?

[AcesandEights]

Why in the name of all that is holy was this thread allowed to continue?!

Don't think it's in any violation of the rules, just in bad taste, and if we started closing threads down around here just for that reason, well...

But I will keep an eye and it if it gets to risque or runs it's course then it'll be dealt with.

[MoonSylver]

Why in the name of all that is holy was this thread allowed to continue?!

'Cause it's funny.

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/zombie-chicks-dawn-demotivational-poster-1290276853.jpg

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/moonsylver/zombie-chicks-dawn-demotivational-poster-1290277072.jpg


Don't think it's in any violation of the rules, just in bad taste, and if we started closing threads down around here just for that reason, well...

But I will keep an eye and it if it gets to risque or runs it's course then it'll be dealt with.

Too much? :rockbrow: :lol: ;)

[JDFP]

Why in the name of all that is holy was this thread allowed to continue?!

Of course not every thread can be as enlightening as "My fart smells like..." or other great works of sophistication we have around here.

Hey, at least this thread is definitely zombie related and we haven't had any political arguments here as of yet. I'd count that better than about 80% of the threads we usually have going.

j.p.

[MoonSylver]

Of course not every thread can be as enlightening as "My fart smells like..." or other great works of sophistication we have around here.

Hey, at least this thread is definitely zombie related and we haven't had any political arguments here as of yet. I'd count that better than about 80% of the threads we usually have going.

j.p.

:lol:

JD for teh winz. ;)

*EDIT*

Just found this while looking for other pics online, so apparently I'm not the ONLY one out there making these...

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/neromtn/zombies.jpg

:lol:

[rongravy]

I'd fuck one as long as it didn't crawl back up my peehole.

[babomb]

That's exactly what it would do though.

[krakenslayer]

I'd fuck one as long as it didn't crawl back up my peehole.

Back up your peehole?

Well, that puts an end to years of debate about the origins of zombies. Rongravy's peehole. Whoda thunk it? :)

[integra28]

Well I'm back, this was posted probably in bad taste but given the fact that you need to be a little sick in the head to like this genre (no?) I thought it would have crossed a few guys minds!!!

I know I couldn't, but still thought I'd ask the question!:p

[JDFP]

Well I'm back, this was posted probably in bad taste but given the fact that you need to be a little sick in the head to like this genre (no?) I thought it would have crossed a few guys minds!!!

I know I couldn't, but still thought I'd ask the question!:p

Good sir, I'll have you know I resent this remark!

We zombie loving people are nothing but the finest gentlemen in the world. We would never stoop so low as to consider "baser" human instincts. I am flabbergasted that you would think such an uncouth thing regarding our gentlemanly behavior! It behooves you to apologize for such an indictment on the fine character of we gentry.

j.p.

[MoonSylver]

Good sir, I'll have you know I resent this remark!

We zombie loving people are nothing but the finest gentlemen in the world. We would never stoop so low as to consider "baser" human instincts. I am flabbergasted that you would think such an uncouth thing regarding our gentlemanly behavior! It behooves you to apologize for such an indictment on the fine character of we gentry.

j.p.

"Thou accursed muddy-mottled vile worm!"
"Thou abominable rude-growing scullion!"
"Thou errant rump-fed clotpole!"

Shakespearean Insult Generator (http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a1-shakespearean-insults-generator.htm)

:lol:

[Gryphon]

Hrm, this brings up something I wondered when I first saw ROTLD3... when the protagonist and his undead GF have a good frow in the Riverman's bed, given they change the rules and make Trioxin-zombies contagious in that movie (separate discussion), if he hadn't got bit at the end, would he have zombie-fied from the bone-up, so to speak, anyway? ;)

[SymphonicX]

Let's look at it objectively, scientifically, and logically...

A) Dead people smell rancid, very very dead people, ie: massively decomposed, smell beyond words. Having that smell blown into your face by some zed chick's nasty ass breath would make you instantly vomit.

B) assuming you tied zed down, and potentially bashed out all the teeth - I'd say you're probably sick enough to go the whole way now - but the assumption is you'd use protection, not the baseball bat/crossbow sort of protection but more rigorously tested rubber kinds of protection - either way upon "entrance" (which would probably be "exit" straight through the decomposed uterus), you'd be very unlikely to find any sort of "tension" down there, except maybe from the rancid breathing face of the flesh hungry zed you're trying to pork. The unluckiest of the bunch would probably rip the skin right off - after its long lost it's rubberness, moisture, and that sickly sweet smell.

[Gryphon]

----> http://www.zombiephiles.com/zombies-ate-my-brains/my-two-moans-zombie-sex

:elol::evil::p

[clanglee]

Let's look at it objectively, scientifically, and logically...

A) Dead people smell rancid, very very dead people, ie: massively decomposed, smell beyond words. Having that smell blown into your face by some zed chick's nasty ass breath would make you instantly vomit.

B) assuming you tied zed down, and potentially bashed out all the teeth - I'd say you're probably sick enough to go the whole way now - but the assumption is you'd use protection, not the baseball bat/crossbow sort of protection but more rigorously tested rubber kinds of protection - either way upon "entrance" (which would probably be "exit" straight through the decomposed uterus), you'd be very unlikely to find any sort of "tension" down there, except maybe from the rancid breathing face of the flesh hungry zed you're trying to pork. The unluckiest of the bunch would probably rip the skin right off - after its long lost it's rubberness, moisture, and that sickly sweet smell.

Not a fan of doggie style then Symph?