Game Title Typos: The Games That Could Have Been

[darth los]

A couple of these are really good. Fart princess had me rolling !

http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/709011/Game-Title-Typos-The-Games-That-Could-Have-Been.html

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[bassman]

Left 4 Dad, FTW! :lol:

[LouCipherr]

Awesome find, darth! The fallout, left4dad & halo were fucking priceless! :lol: :D

[MinionZombie]

Let's come up with some of our own then...

Red Bed Redemption:
After a virginal roll in the hay, John Marston goes on an epic open-world western adventure to find some washing powder to get the sheets clean again.

Battlefield: Sad Company:
Four manic depressive war veterans drive each other crazy by saying the same four lines over and over again.

Saint's Tow:
A glitchy, poorly balanced open world game about a working class tow-truck driver going from one boring job to another.

Gran Theft Auto:
A geriatric femme fatale goes on an arthritic car robbin' spree.

Alan Bake:
A troubled writer gives up his former life to become a cook, and opens his own cup cake bakery.

Dad Rising:
What those troubling sounds you heard as a child, coming from your parent's bedroom, was all about.

Gays of War:
Exactly the same as the original game, but Marcus & Co own up to their innermost feelings and realise they'd like nothing more than to spit furiously into their hands in a tent on a mountain.

Cackdown:
A law enforcement officer takes on a series of glass-table-involving sex pest crimes that have swamped the city.

*taps out* Who's next? :D

[LouCipherr]

:lol:

Awesome ones, MZ!! There's only one thing I would've changed in that list (for obvious reasons):

"Alan Bake:
A troubled writer gives up his former life to become a stoner."

:lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

yeah, great job MZ. and i totally agree with lou, alan bake should be about a writer who has to smoke mad amounts of killer bud to get inspired.

how bout "JIMBO"?

uncle jimbo from south park goes hunting in the woods and finds himself in a place he's very unfamiliar with.

that's all i can come up with now, my fucking head is mush from this 100 question multiple choice question i probably just bombed.

[darth los]

:lol:

Awesome ones, MZ!! There's only one thing I would've changed in that list (for obvious reasons):

"Alan Bake:
A troubled writer gives up his former life to become a stoner."

:lol:


yeah, great job MZ. and i totally agree with lou, alan bake should be about a writer who has to smoke mad amounts of killer bud to get inspired.

how bout "JIMBO"?

uncle jimbo from south park goes hunting in the woods and finds himself in a place he's very unfamiliar with.

that's all i can come up with now, my fucking head is mush from this 100 question multiple choice question i probably just bombed.

Or better yet, the bud is what makes him slip into these horror themed scenarios.

And lou, Alan bake is not a far from alan "BACON."

I'm just saying. :shifty:

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[LouCipherr]

And lou, Alan bake is not a far from alan "BACON."

I'm just saying. :shifty:

*tries to hold back, but can't*

BACON!


ALAN "BAKE" BACON: A man who gives up his career as a writer to become a bacon-cooking stoner!

YES!

Darth Los, FTW! :lol: :D :thumbsup:

[bassman]

Not a title, but I've always found this to be pretty funny. This is what you saw after beating the original Ghostbusters game...

http://www.funnytypos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Picture-410.png

[ProfessorChaos]

that's a fine example of ENGRISH, i'd assume.

and i also get the notion that if gay marriage was legal, lou would marry keving bacon and take his last name.

[bassman]

and i also get the notion that if gay marriage was legal, lou would marry keving bacon and take his last name.

I just had to use this opportunity to post this again. I think it's hilarious...

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[LouCipherr]

that's a fine example of ENGRISH, i'd assume.

and i also get the notion that if gay marriage was legal, lou would marry keving bacon and take his last name.

The problem is, while he has the name, I don't think Kevin is edible and is Bacon flavored.... wait, what? :lol:

...and "Engrish" I like to refer to as "Chinglish"

Bassman, is that racist? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MinionZombie]

:lol:

Awesome ones, MZ!! There's only one thing I would've changed in that list (for obvious reasons):

"Alan Bake:
A troubled writer gives up his former life to become a stoner."

:lol:

Indeed, "Alan Wake & Bake" :D

Ghost Racoon:
Not a game about an elite squad of near-future soldiers, but rather a point & click mystery revolving around an ethereal racoon that fucks up your bins before garbage day.

Rainbow Sex Vegas:
A bunch of rainbow-chasers get into a gangbang in the city of sin, but only after their leader tells them exactly where to go at all times.

[darth los]

How about :Bubonic Commando !

He's a dude who fights the plague who absolutely refuses to wear underwear. :shifty:

[ProfessorChaos]

no fair, fellas....we're starting to deviate from the "typo" concept here, making it too easy. you can only switch one letter.

[darth los]

no fair, fellas....we're starting to deviate from the "typo" concept here, making it too easy. you can only switch one letter.

Well, all i did was take out the I and added the U and B.

Net gain? One letter. :p

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[LouCipherr]

Can a 'typo' include adding a single letter? If so...

Call of Duty: Black Cops

'nuff said. :lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

someone beat you to the bacon on this one, lou, photoshop and all:

http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/carl_on_duty.jpg

[AcesandEights]

:lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

sad thing is, it probably would be better than the actual game.

i swear to fuck, when i was playing the intro mission, as soon as i heard ice cube talking all thugified during the cuban missile crisis, i groaned so loud it woke up my dog. never even bothered finishing the first level.

[LouCipherr]

someone beat you to the bacon on this one, lou, photoshop and all:

DAMMIT! :mad:

:lol:

[MinionZombie]

Balletstorm:
Not shooting combos featuring butch dudes, but fancy dancing combos featuring sexy chicks dressed as swans.

[darth los]

someone beat you to the bacon on this one, lou, photoshop and all:

http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/carl_on_duty.jpg

Oh that's gold dude. :lol:

I would copyright it if I were you...:shifty:

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[ProfessorChaos]

^

thanks for the vote of confidence, darth, but i'm not that creative and couldn't photshop my way out of a wet paper bag.

that was likely done by some kid who belongs to the up-and-comers generation of 4chan /b/tards.

[darth los]

Well, it's nice to see these kids today can do something, because they can't "reed or wright" or do anything else worthwhile that i can think of.

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