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Trancelikestate
13-Dec-2010, 04:47 PM
I was just bored and browsing around when i found this (http://open.salon.com/blog/dalivus/2009/05/02/real_life_zombie_outbreak_not_covered_in_us_media) article. Obviously we never heard about it here in the U.S. but did this actually happen in London? Also is this real or an elaborate forgery? It is a year and a half old mind you. It sounds so nuts at times it's hard to take serious.

And forgive me if this was posted.
Mike70
13-Dec-2010, 05:13 PM
that is faux news article that has made the rounds in the last couple of years.

if it was ever posted on here it was ages ago.
BillyRay
13-Dec-2010, 05:17 PM
Not a Brit,

But I call Bullshite.

Sounds like those Onion articles that get takn seriously in the modern press.

By modern, I mean "Don't check facts".
bassman
13-Dec-2010, 05:18 PM
"H1Z1" :lol:
Trancelikestate
13-Dec-2010, 05:30 PM
Yeah, i figured thats what it was.


"H1Z1" :lol:

Hahaha, i know. Like thay would actually call it that.
krakenslayer
13-Dec-2010, 06:54 PM
It's a very UNelaborate forgery. :p
Andy
13-Dec-2010, 07:19 PM
I Think the clue is in the date that it was posted.

Originally Posted April 1st, 2009...

:shifty:
Trancelikestate
13-Dec-2010, 07:33 PM
I said it was old. :p haha, yeah I suppose it is unelaborate.
Andy
13-Dec-2010, 07:34 PM
Im not really commenting on the age of the article, just look at the specific date.

:p
krakenslayer
13-Dec-2010, 07:42 PM
I Think the clue is in the date that it was posted.

Originally Posted April 1st, 2009...

:shifty:

Exactly.

Plus it's generally just badly, unprofessionally written and casually drops the "zed word" at the first opportunity, like it was something as mundane and commonplace as a foot-and-mouth outbreak.

Is it really plausible that London - a capital city of roughly the same population as New York, and the world's second most important financial centre - could have been evacuated due to a viral outbreak (let alone a zombie outbreak) back in 2009, without you ever having heard about it until now? The news would be bigger than Katrina! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Trance got suckered! Sorry man. (pats Trance on the back) :D
MoonSylver
13-Dec-2010, 07:53 PM
Wait...you mean zombies ARN'T real..?:rockbrow::confused:

:lol:
Trancelikestate
13-Dec-2010, 08:09 PM
Hahaha, wow! It's ok! It was right after I read about a parasite that gets in rats brains and makes them voluntarily approach cats, plus I just hit the bizzzong a couple times so I was like wowwwww. Hahaha. Note my skeptisim.
AcesandEights
13-Dec-2010, 08:14 PM
Finally I have found a prospective buyer for my wonderful bridge.
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2002/02/23/image330365g.jpg
Only slightly used!!! ;)
BillyRay
13-Dec-2010, 08:17 PM
It was right after I read about a parasite that gets in rats brains and makes them voluntarily approach cats,

That was taken from the plot of The Happening...
Andy
13-Dec-2010, 09:51 PM
Dont listen to these guys trance, zombies are real and their slowly taking over!! Im ok becuase i have a small stash of the antidote to the zombie virus.

If you have your credit card details to hand, we could discuss sharing my stash with you :D
blind2d
13-Dec-2010, 11:34 PM
Alright guys, you've had your fun, ease up, will ya?
Sorry about that... sometimes we take these things and just run with them... a side-effect of boredom, I suppose... but yeah, that article? Unequivocally bogus.
MoonSylver
13-Dec-2010, 11:41 PM
Alright guys, you've had your fun, ease up, will ya?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!! :lol:

BOOM!!!! BO-YAHHH!!!!!! :thumbsup: :D
JonOfTheShred
14-Dec-2010, 01:20 AM
The closest thing to real zombies are these suspicious articles.

http://www.zombiemeter.org/

Use your imagination; maybe the government is pulling the wool over our eyes and editing these articles. :p