Whoa? Uwe Boll thinks he can fight

[AssassinFromHell]

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-bollbrawl,0,6661761.story?coll=zap-news-headlines/

Supposidly, he thinks he can kick Tarantino or Avary's ass. Now I'd pay to see a 10-round boxing match involving Boll getting the living **** kicked out of himself.

[EvilNed]

Well, by the looks of him, I'd say he could probably take down most other directors in a physical fight. He looks pretty mean.

[AssassinFromHell]

I'd like to see him fight James Gunn :D

[EvilNed]

No matter who loses, we win! :D

[Cykotic]

I reckon I could kick his ass...

[coma]

He should spend less time lifting wieights and more time learning how to make movies.
Really.
He sucks big time

"The most important question: While many a critic might want to beat up on Uwe Boll, how many critics would also be willing to face the humiliation of appearing in a movie directed by Uwe Boll?"
HAHAHA.
Whatta tool that "dr." Uwe is.

[Eyebiter]

Forget a fair fight.

Soon as the bell rings immediately step in and kick Uwe Boll right in the sack. Soon as he goes down, give him a good stomping before the ref can interfere.

While the fight would be over ASAP, use the resulting publicity. If nothing else it should be worth a booking on the Howard Stern show.

[coma]

RABBIT PUNCH!
maybe you can smash his face with that coaster we call House of the Dead.