Unicorns?! Really?! [Archive]

blind2d

29-Dec-2010, 02:34 PM

Well, yes, apparently... see, there's this new book out, "Zombies vs. Unicorns"... yeah, it's a collection of short stories from people about what the title implies... I haven't finished reading it, but so far, it's pretty decent... anybody else know about this? Opinions, complaints? Just thought I'd let you know...
PS: I hope this is in the right section...

bassman

29-Dec-2010, 03:19 PM

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq7drzR2c91qzm92ro1_400.jpg?

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs41/150/f/2009/043/5/3/Zombie_Unicorn_by_Koeskull.png?

I'm actually shocked how many google results came up for 'zombie unicorn'....

blind2d

29-Dec-2010, 06:16 PM

Wow... that's something, right there... Oh hey, the second story in the book mentions Gorillaz!! Super stoke!
Well, yeh, Gorillaz have been zombies since day one... - 2D
It's still cool though, right?
Yeh... i's coo... - 2D
I love unicorns! But... I love zombies too! ...but not zombie unicorns... - Noodle

LouCipherr

29-Dec-2010, 06:57 PM

I'm actually shocked how many google results came up for 'zombie unicorn'....

Ok, that just scares the bejeezus out of me. :lol:

BillyRay

29-Dec-2010, 07:39 PM

Ok, that just scares the bejeezus out of me. :lol:

Really? ,cuz they're more magically delicious than bacon...

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/unicorn-meat-diagram.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/01/unicorn-meat.jpg

http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/canned_unicorn_meat_eating.jpg

clanglee

29-Dec-2010, 07:53 PM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo3.jpg Don't think I'm a queer or nothin', but Unicorns are kickass!!

LouCipherr

29-Dec-2010, 07:55 PM

Really? ,cuz they're more magically delicious than bacon...

You sir, have been banned from my bacon thread for that blasphemy!

:lol:

blind2d

29-Dec-2010, 08:11 PM

Haha! I was wondering how Lou was going to react to that statement!
Could've guessed, actually... :D

DEAD BEAT

30-Dec-2010, 01:31 AM

LouCipherr

30-Dec-2010, 01:48 PM

This kinda makes me wonder how far this will get taken. Next it'll be Smurf vs. Zombies, then Weasels vs. Zombies, and who knows, perhaps deck chairs vs. zombies is in the works. :lol:

darth los

30-Dec-2010, 04:40 PM

Zombies vs. deoderant :p

:cool:

blind2d

30-Dec-2010, 06:46 PM

Deck chairs vs. Zombies, eh? Thanks for the short film idea!
But seriously, both are mythical beings... both have a good amount of lore and popularity in society... it's not all THAT strange, if you think about it...

Thorn

03-Jan-2011, 03:05 PM

This kinda makes me wonder how far this will get taken. Next it'll be Smurf vs. Zombies, then Weasels vs. Zombies, and who knows, perhaps deck chairs vs. zombies is in the works. :lol:

Google zombie smurf and see what comes up.

LouCipherr

04-Jan-2011, 01:58 AM

Google zombie smurf and see what comes up.

Oh for the love of all that's holy.. :lol:

"BRAAAAIINNNY!"

Publius

04-Jan-2011, 09:47 AM

Google zombie smurf and see what comes up.

We may be close to needing another Rule of the Internet to cover this phenomenon. As most people know, Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. Soon we may be able to state with equal assurance that if it exists, there is a zombie version of it.

LouCipherr

04-Jan-2011, 01:06 PM

We may be close to needing another Rule of the Internet to cover this phenomenon. As most people know, Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. Soon we may be able to state with equal assurance that if it exists, there is a zombie version of it.

After a few random google searches, I believe you're right.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/ZOMBIEhomer.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/zombiemario.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/zombiesnowwhite.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/zombiekitten.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/zombielincoln.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/zombiepalin.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/LouCipherr/ZOMBIES/ZombieET.jpg

:D

blind2d

04-Jan-2011, 02:14 PM

My God, that zombie snow white is beautiful! Thanks, Lou!

DjfunkmasterG

04-Jan-2011, 02:54 PM

Looks like Poppa smurf was a zombie

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pop-a-smurf.jpg

LouCipherr

04-Jan-2011, 03:19 PM

My God, that zombie snow white is beautiful! Thanks, Lou!

I was thinking the same thing, that's an awesome graphic! If I were ever to purchase an Apple laptop, the only way I'd do it is if it came with that graphic on the back. :elol:

blind2d

04-Jan-2011, 07:49 PM

Ditto.
....bacon snow white? not sure about that...

Thorn

05-Jan-2011, 12:33 PM

Oh for the love of all that's holy.. :lol:

"BRAAAAIINNNY!"

LOL I was laughing my arse off at that one, and the one where smurfette is assaulted by an army of undead... in a state of partial undress...

We may be close to needing another Rule of the Internet to cover this phenomenon. As most people know, Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. Soon we may be able to state with equal assurance that if it exists, there is a zombie version of it.

Agreed. If you can think it up, it exists with Smurfs. 'Rule Smurfy Four" or "Rule Zombie Four"?

blind2d

05-Jan-2011, 04:07 PM

Man, I'm sick of Smurfs... and the movie hasn't even come out yet!

LouCipherr

05-Jan-2011, 04:34 PM

Man, I'm sick of Smurfs... and the movie hasn't even come out yet!

I was sick of the cartoon after the first time I saw it! :lol:

BillyRay

05-Jan-2011, 04:43 PM

I was sick of the cartoon after the first time I saw it! :lol:

Great Saturday Morning drinking game, tho'...

LouCipherr

05-Jan-2011, 05:06 PM

Great Saturday Morning drinking game, tho'...

A Smurf drinking game?

BillyRay, I think it's time for an intervention, my friend. Those puppets have finally twisted your gray matter beyond repair! :lol: :D

BillyRay

05-Jan-2011, 05:32 PM

A Smurf drinking game?

BillyRay, I think it's time for an intervention, my friend. Those puppets have finally twisted your gray matter beyond repair! :lol: :D

Yeah..every time they sya the word 'smurph', you take a drink.

Double Yeah...I'm a driner with a puppet problem...

LouCipherr

05-Jan-2011, 07:09 PM

Yeah..every time they sya the word 'smurph', you take a drink.

:lol: You'd be wasted 5 minutes into the show!

Double Yeah...I'm a driner with a puppet problem...

remember when you were laughing at me when I said "pennis" instead of "pennies" in another thread? Well, lets just say we're even now. :elol: :p

EvilNed

06-Jan-2011, 10:07 AM

I'm starting to believe that there actually is a zombie version of everything. For realy...

Gryphon

13-Jan-2011, 07:49 AM

I was thinking the same thing, that's an awesome graphic! If I were ever to purchase an Apple laptop, the only way I'd do it is if it came with that graphic on the back. :elol:

Yeah... wait, no, not even then.... great pic tho :D

blind2d

30-Jan-2011, 09:42 PM

Well, finally finished the book.
I must say, it's not half-bad... it's 75% bad.
I jest.
Okay, not really.
I mean... eh, it doesn't suck.
I've read better.
Obviously green writers, but still some talent there.
Brain-eating should really be removed from the last story, since it would have been the same without it, really.
The hell is with the brain-eating, anyway?
I mean, she claims to be zombie captain, and yet she mentions brain-eating?! The fu-?!
Oh yeah, most of the stories are written by women... and you can tell... too much romance/drama/fantasy for my tastes... good stuff though....
So yeah, you got a teenage/young adult woman in your life interested in this shit, go ahead and blow 17 bucks on 'em.
If not... library, or don't bother.
Serially.