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Mr. Clean
06-Jan-2011, 06:57 PM
LOL What a load of bullshit.

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524
bassman
06-Jan-2011, 07:26 PM
This is the next phase in Romero's evolution. Knockin Boots of the Dead.
BillyRay
06-Jan-2011, 07:38 PM
This is the next phase in Romero's evolution. Knockin Boots of the Dead.

Great, zombies ----ing horses...
Trancelikestate
06-Jan-2011, 10:32 PM
Thats sounds a little far out.
JDFP
06-Jan-2011, 11:57 PM
Thats sounds a little far out.

I'd say the same thing about an Irish island off the coast of North America or zombies who can ride horses or... eh, nevermind...

j.p.
Trancelikestate
07-Jan-2011, 12:21 AM
Dude, the world is a messed up place and i have a mind more open than most :p
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LoSTBoY
07-Jan-2011, 08:45 AM
Lady must have seen he had a case of blue balls so did him a favour. :)
Publius
07-Jan-2011, 09:02 AM
The story is a joke, of course. From the site's "About Us (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2)" page:

"Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional."
Danny
07-Jan-2011, 09:53 AM
eh, its no "zookeeper barry and 12 quarts of putrid ursine semen flooding his crushed lower torso"funny but i lol'ed.