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Neil
19-Jan-2011, 12:41 PM
How much money has this guy (& the stupid girls he's slept with) cost the UK?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_9362000/9362089.stm

LouCipherr
19-Jan-2011, 12:44 PM
There definitely needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool, that's for sure. Wow... just wow...

Mr. Clean
19-Jan-2011, 05:39 PM
I thought Socialism was widely accepted in the UK. Not so?

LouCipherr
19-Jan-2011, 07:03 PM
I wonder if we can dub him "Octo-Dad" now..? :shifty:

bassman
19-Jan-2011, 07:12 PM
This kind of scum puts me in a bad mood. Not only do I consider this kind of person the scum of the Earth....I just don't get it. How anyone can straight up ignore their child is a complete mystery to me. I can't imagine living my life without knowing or spending time with my daughter...

SymphonicX
21-Jan-2011, 05:45 PM
To be perfectly frank, the guy's a homeless fucking scag head - who'd want him around their kids?

LouCipherr
21-Jan-2011, 06:34 PM
To be perfectly frank, the guy's a homeless fucking scag head - who'd want him around their kids?

Even more so, who'd wanna fuck this character (and get pregnant no less) in the first place?! I mean, talk about major "WTF?!" moment.

blind2d
22-Jan-2011, 04:43 PM
It's a mad world. What an asshole. If I ever found him, I'd just shake my head and walk on.

MinionZombie
22-Jan-2011, 04:53 PM
Ugh ... it's at times like these I wish my idea of "neutering ninjas" was a reality.

I mean goddamn. :eek:

blind2d
22-Jan-2011, 04:56 PM
But if we neuter ninjas... how will we have baby ninjas? They're already an endangered species, Minion! They'll go extinct!

MinionZombie
23-Jan-2011, 10:46 AM
But if we neuter ninjas... how will we have baby ninjas? They're already an endangered species, Minion! They'll go extinct!

*ahem* I meant Ninjas that Neuter others ... they'd use their superior ninja skills and render the scum of the earth seedless. :elol:

SymphonicX
23-Jan-2011, 12:13 PM
*ahem* I meant Ninjas that Neuter others ... they'd use their superior ninja skills and render the scum of the earth seedless. :elol:

I had the same gramatical problem as this when I said "I hate fucking german car drivers"

blind2d
23-Jan-2011, 01:05 PM
Oh! NOW it makes SENSE!! Thanks for helping me understand, Minion!
Symph... why would you fu..... oh! I get it!
Sorry about that, guys. I just... I like grammar... and twisting it makes me feel smart... which is a good feeling for me... are we still cool?

SymphonicX
23-Jan-2011, 05:18 PM
Oh! NOW it makes SENSE!! Thanks for helping me understand, Minion!
Symph... why would you fu..... oh! I get it!
Sorry about that, guys. I just... I like grammar... and twisting it makes me feel smart... which is a good feeling for me... are we still cool?

Well I got a good laugh out of it...!