the best question to ask a friend if they are high.

[Danny]

"Prove you are not in the matrix right now"


try it.

[JDFP]

Depends on the drug/alcohol me thinks.

My favorite at my bar before it closed (we're relocating) was being around really drunk people and casually mentioning: "Man, I can't believe the number of cops at that checkpoint down the road from here!" -- that was always fun.

Depending on the drug, it would be fun to pull this on someone: "Hey man, there were some guys in suits here earlier today asking me all kinds of questions about you." That would be great for the reaction.

j.p.

[blind2d]

...Which is why I gave up ciggies and just drink beer at home...

[AcesandEights]

the best question to ask a friend if they are high.

I prefer...

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

[bassman]

I prefer to supply them with the weed, wait till they've finished, and then say "I didn't know you liked to get wet..."

[BillyRay]

"Flinstones; Pre-historic, or Post-Apocalyptic?"

(yabbadabbadoo)

[rongravy]

None of the above.
The best question to ask a FRIEND if they are high?
(key word is FRIEND)

Which do you want: Burger King or Chinese?
(or substitute whichever munchies your FRIEND prefers...)

[clanglee]

I prefer...

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

I always thought that was a better question at boyscout camping trips.

[Ghost Of War]

"What does purple smell like?"

[bassman]

"What does purple smell like?"

It smells like purple drink.

[Danny]

It smells like purple drink.

imma gon' grip an' sip.

[Trin]

"Prove you are not in the matrix right now"


try it.
The best part? That isn't a question.

[AcesandEights]

Trin, I figured for you it'd be:

"Dude...what...what...hehehe...what...if...Land really was before Day?"

[bassman]

The best part? That isn't a question.

:lol:

Leave 'em alone. He's probably high right now.

[White_Zombie]

if i really wanted to fuck with a friend when hes stoned i'd say:
"You sure that buds not laced man? i heard "so and so" coated it with left over angel dust"

I had that trick played on me in my EARLY teenage years, it freaked me the fuck out and i had a panic attack and never touched weed again for at least a year.. My friend really got a kick out of that one, haha!

[bassman]

if i really wanted to fuck with a friend when hes stoned i'd say:
"You sure that buds not laced man? i heard "so and so" coated it with left over angel dust"


That's what 'wet' means...

[ProfessorChaos]

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[White_Zombie]

never heard the term "wet" before, thats a new one to me.

[MinionZombie]

Not really a question, but get them onto the sheer size of the universe ... and where did everything come from - if the universe expands, then contracts, when did it first happen, and how did it occur in the first place?

Actually I did have this very conversation with some monged out housemates several years back ... minds were blown. Nuff said.

[Tricky]

Not really a question, but get them onto the sheer size of the universe ... and where did everything come from - if the universe expands, then contracts, when did it first happen, and how did it occur in the first place?

Actually I did have this very conversation with some monged out housemates several years back ... minds were blown. Nuff said.

I remember getting stoned years ago & we got onto that subject, and even now straight headed it baffles me, the best bit is when someone mentions the edge of space, so if there is an edge to it, whats beyond that? even nothingness is something and how long does that go on for....

[Danny]

my favourite variation of that was at uni, come into class late, stoner guy is blunted to the nines, ask him "if space is expanding outwards, and space is just the absence of stuff between celestial bodies from giant stars to dust particles- what is it expanding into? if you took a spaceship to the end of the universe then travelled faster than it was expanding whats behind you, whats in front and what did you just pass through?"

MINDS. BLOWN.

[MinionZombie]

I remember getting stoned years ago & we got onto that subject, and even now straight headed it baffles me, the best bit is when someone mentions the edge of space, so if there is an edge to it, whats beyond that? even nothingness is something and how long does that go on for....

haha, exactly! We got onto that very aspect of the whole thing too - minds were further blown.


my favourite variation of that was at uni, come into class late, stoner guy is blunted to the nines, ask him "if space is expanding outwards, and space is just the absence of stuff between celestial bodies from giant stars to dust particles- what is it expanding into? if you took a spaceship to the end of the universe then travelled faster than it was expanding whats behind you, whats in front and what did you just pass through?"

MINDS. BLOWN.

Even talking about this shit sober, my brain is imploding in a 2001-esque blur of colourful light. :eek:

[blind2d]

I am pretty sure the answer is God...

[Darksider18]

ask him to watch porn backwards. he will be literally laughing for hours. lmao.