Winona Ryder Finally Agrees To Sleep With Generation X

[JDFP]

From the most reliable news source on the internet, "The Onion" comes this article:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/winona-ryder-finally-agrees-to-sleep-with-generati,18860/

To posit my thoughts on this matter, I will state: Hell yes! This is the single greatest day of my life! My dreams have finally come true! Where do I sign up? I don't care if it is sloppy seconds or not!

j.p.

[Danny]

she looks like tina fey had sex with a salarian and this was the result.

just saiyan broseidon.

[bassman]

If the Onion says it....I believe it.

[DjfunkmasterG]

The line starts behind me.

[JDFP]

The line starts behind me.

Oh good, I don't have to wait long.

:p

j.p.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Oh good, I don't have to wait long.

:p

j.p.

LOL, but you're still getting sloppy seconds

[slickwilly13]

You may want to bathe her after DJFunkadilly is done with her and air the room.

[DjfunkmasterG]

You may want to bathe her after DJFunkadilly is done with her and air the room.

Yeah it is going to be a bit nasty

[Mr. Clean]

Oh good, I don't have to wait long.

:p

j.p.

LOL That's about as orginal as it gets.

[Doc]

"Winona Ryder agrees to Sleep with Generation X"

Damn it! :(:p

[JDFP]

"Winona Ryder agrees to Sleep with Generation X"

Damn it! :(:p

Yeah, you Millie kids can have Keira Knightley. She ain't bad, but she ain't Winona.

j.p.

[Darksider18]

Winona Ride Her. :P.

[ProfessorChaos]

uh, think i'll pass on the winona sloppy seventeen-millionths, but i'm calling first dibs when jennifer aniston makes a similar announcement.