How to be a successful serial killer...

[BillTheButcher]

...and get away with it.

This is an article by me, published on Subversify magazine:

http://subversify.com/2011/04/29/how-to-be-a-successful-serial-killer/

[Tricky]

Errrrm I'd rather not, killing stuff outside of video games aint my bag at all!

[Danny]

NOPE.jpg

[MoonSylver]

:rockbrow:http://tibiaug.com/images/smilies/facepalm.gifhttp://www.the370z.com/images/smilies/facepalm.gifhttp://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/shakehead.gif

Nothing further to add, really.

[slickwilly13]

Its for humor, peeps. Though, I do have a strong urge to stalk that blow-job chick.

[Tricky]

My bad! I guess the whole Jeff Weise thing makes me a little jumpy about such thread titles on these forums! *crawls out from behind cushions*

[MoonSylver]

Its for humor, peeps.

Sorry, but there was no way I was clicking on that link. Too much bad mojo out there. :eek:


Though, I do have a strong urge to stalk that blow-job chick.

I saw her first. :lol:

[Neil]

Sorry, but there was no way I was clicking on that link. Too much bad mojo out there. :eek:



I saw her first. :lol:

As long as we agree this post/link is completely in black-humour taste I'll let it stand... But if anyone feels otherwise please do feel free to contact me. It is bordering close to bad taste...

[Legion2213]

Just skimmed through the article...it wouldn't be out of place on Cracked.com.

Nothing sinister here in my view. :)

[Rancid Carcass]

Nothing sinister here in my view.

Yeah, that's what the Sheriff usually says just before the axe murderer buries a bloody great axe in his skull... :elol:

[BillyRay]

But if anyone feels otherwise please do feel free to contact me. It is bordering close to bad taste...

There's a cannibalism joke there, but I have too much class to make one.

:thumbsup:

[bassman]

Next week's thread:

How to rape little boys and get away with it

(sponsored by the Catholic Church)

[Danny]

Next week's thread:

How to rape little boys and get away with it

(sponsored by the Catholic Church)

Week after: So you've learned about shit eating fetishes and wonder 'is that for me?', a practical guide in shiteomancy

[Mr. Clean]

Next week's thread:

How to rape little boys and get away with it

(sponsored by the Catholic Church)


LOL nice!

[MoonSylver]

It is bordering close to TASTING BAD...


Pedobear says: "That's what HE said!" :evil:


Next week's thread:

How to rape little boys and get away with it

(sponsored by the Catholic Church)

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[Andy]

*Finger hovers over close thread button*

Is this topic going somewhere productive? :p

[DjfunkmasterG]

*Finger hovers over close thread button*

Is this topic going somewhere productive? :p

Probably not... unless someone care to try out the HOW TO guide in the link. :elol:

[AcesandEights]

I thought I saw a film with a similar name while flipping through titles on netflix this weekend...

Yup...Here it is (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038971/).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/How_to_be_a_serial_killer.jpg/220px-How_to_be_a_serial_killer.jpg

Nope, I didn't watch it.

[bassman]

I would rather watch Titanic II. Which, incidentally, IS on my instant Queue....

[AcesandEights]

I would rather watch Titanic II. Which, incidentally, IS on my instant Queue....

...

It's on mine, as well :shifty:

[Yojimbo]

Maybe it is meant to be humorous, but given that there really are serial killers out there (unlike werewolves, vampires and zombies ) and personally finding nothing funny about murder, I have no desire to read the content.

No offense meant to the author/OP - this is just not my idea of funny.