Food Porn

[JDFP]

I love food porn. It's my favorite type of porn because as a Catholic I feel less guilty over it as opposed to some other forms of porn... afterwards... but I absolutely enjoy it to no end. I'm already a pretty big guy so I'm trying to be more healthy and eat less, but my God, I enjoy looking at some of this stuff!

Here's an example of some of my most favorite food porn items right now. Please feel free to add your enjoyable food porn here as well:

The Denny's Bacon Maple Syrup Sundae (AKA The Coronary Thrombosis with bacon):

http://www.thecampussocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/dennys-maple-bacon-sundae.jpg

The KFC Double Downer (AKA Double Bypass):

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kfc-double-down-sandwich.jpg

..And, I'd be remiss not to mention Hardee's (Carl Jr. for you people in the western U.S.) Monster Thickburger (AKA Monster Artery Thick -- err,, something witty):

http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/Hardees_Monster_Thickburger_is_delicious_but_very_ unhealthy.jpg

Mmmmm.... food porn...

j.p.

[Mr. Clean]

Exhibit B is one of my personal favorites. Exhibit C was my personal favorite when I lived in the very dirty south. I seen exhibit A this morning and was quite turned off by it. I just don't believe bacon should be tarnished by something sweet.

EDIT

The only breakfast food that should be sweet to the taste is Cereal. Everything else is salted and peppered. Perhaps a little hot sauce. Just depends on that one though.

[blind2d]

America. There you go. Get fat, buy, wank off. I love it, though. To death. Food-induced death. Like... Augustus Gloop. Or... I'MAWAFFLEMA!!

[ProfessorChaos]

check out the youtube channel known as epic meal time....now that is some hardcore food porn right there. i almost feel nauseated sometimes just watching those douchebags stuff themselves like pigs. silly stuff, really.

i am working a summer job right now and outside doing manual labor five days a week, plus i've gotten back into running in the evenings, so i'm actually trimming down a bit and getting back to my fighting weight. plus, as an exercise and wellness major with extensive course work on cardiovascular diseases and diabetes, obesity, etc i can hardly stomach these types of food anymore.

[bassman]

I'm overweight. Not by too much, but I am. That being said....I would scarf this stuff down in a heartbeat. :p


It might be my last heartbeat, but at least i'm going out with a bang, baby! :lol:



Joking aside, I've cut soda from my diet and made minor changes. Already lost almost twenty pounds. It's amazing how much a simple diet change can change your person...

[MoonSylver]

First of all, you're a man after my own grease clogged heart. :kiss:

Second, did you have to use the word porn? I enjoy a special, loving, relationship with food that I don't want to sully with things like pornography. :lol:

Third, I can't really afford to indulge all that much, which is probably a good thing. I have a gut. I don't care. I'm going to die. Preferably sooner, rather than later, so I really don't care WHAT I eat, as long as it's GOOD.

Now, with that out of the way, here we go...in no particular order...

http://eatthis.menshealth.com/files/Bacon.jpg

Wendy's Triple

http://www.onedigitallife.com/images/white_castle.jpg

White Castle (flush you Bass. You say one thing imma put a voodoo curse on your ash. :lol: )

http://esrati.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/skyline-chili.jpg
http://weirdblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/skylinechilidogs.png

Skyline Chili

http://greenlivingpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ChipotleBurrito.hmedium.jpg

Chipotle

http://fatlossschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pizza.jpg

Pizza - any ;)

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2011/02/beer.jpg

Beer. :D

http://cdn.blisstree.com/files/2009/05/pork-rinds-southern1.jpg

Pork Rinds

http://www.climaxjerky.com/images-jerky/peppered-beef-jerky.jpg

Beef Jerky

http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/Chinese_food_might_not_always_be_good_for_your_hea lth_since_it_contains_a_lot_of_fried_and_deep_frie d_ingredients.jpg

Chinese food (any)

http://www.steakbarn.com/images/steak.jpg

Steak (medium rare)

That's all I can think off off the top of my head. Let me put it to you this way: Diners, Drive-In's & Dives on the Food Network is one of my favorite shows. I so envy Guy Fieri. ;)

[Mr. Clean]

First of all, you're a man after my own grease clogged heart. :kiss:

Second, did you have to use the word porn? I enjoy a special, loving, relationship with food that I don't want to sully with things like pornography. :lol:

Third, I can't really afford to indulge all that much, which is probably a good thing. I have a gut. I don't care. I'm going to die. Preferably sooner, rather than later, so I really don't care WHAT I eat, as long as it's GOOD.

Now, with that out of the way, here we go...in no particular order...

http://eatthis.menshealth.com/files/Bacon.jpg

Wendy's Triple

As much as that makes me wanna go to Wendy's right now. I know I'm gonna be pissed when they hand me a bag with something that doesn't even closely resemble that picture.

[AngryNeighbour]

check out the youtube channel known as epic meal time....now that is some hardcore food porn right there. i almost feel nauseated sometimes just watching those douchebags stuff themselves like pigs. silly stuff, really.

i am working a summer job right now and outside doing manual labor five days a week, plus i've gotten back into running in the evenings, so i'm actually trimming down a bit and getting back to my fighting weight. plus, as an exercise and wellness major with extensive course work on cardiovascular diseases and diabetes, obesity, etc i can hardly stomach these types of food anymore.

Mad respect for the Epic Meal Time plug!

I eat a ton and I'm slim and in decent shape (not like a body builder or anything but decent). I just counterbalance it with exercise ahaha...I eat Mcdonalds at least twice a week ahaha, and I buy fast food for lunch EVERY DAY.

[MoonSylver]

As much as that makes me wanna go to Wendy's right now. I know I'm gonna be pissed when they hand me a bag with something that doesn't even closely resemble that picture.

I don't think what I get from them is TOO far off from that pic. It certainly doesn't look unapealing (to me) when I get it. Besides, it TASTES GREAT & makes me happy. ;)

Forgot the other night, but I reread an old thread the other day where everybody was going on about Five Guys burgers. They just opened one about 17 miles from me, so I'm gonna hafta check it out. :D

http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200806/dky3DF

Here is a new (to me) snack that I just discovered the other day & am obsessed with now. Good news is, is actually not junk food:

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/BF80CDC7.jpg

Wasabi Peas...sooooo gooood. :D

[Mr. Clean]

5 guys is amazing. I usually prefer homemade burgers over anything else but I think it's a pretty close tie with them and yes wasabi peas are yummy.

[BillyRay]

Here is a new (to me) snack that I just discovered the other day & am obsessed with now. Good news is, is actually not junk food:

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/BF80CDC7.jpg

Wasabi Peas...sooooo gooood. :D


love those. Just the thing to clear the ol' sinuses mid-winter...

[blind2d]

Yes! I like wasabi peas and I love Five Guys!!

[rongravy]

Yes! I like wasabi peas and I love Five Guys!!
That's what... she... said?

I'm baked, and not a damned thing to eat right now in this house. I could eat just about anything shown on this page, but I could go for some sushi right now. Or some randomly picked out, by my taste buds of course, doughnuts from some sweeet all night place. Sadly, they do not have a doughnut shop to even brag about aound here, or even a 24 hour breakfast place, other than shithole Denny's.
By the way, I've had the triple Baconator. It's not as pretty as the picture but it gets the job done. That thing was so greasy there was an oil slick in my toilet water when I was done.
More food pics, I'm about to squirt...

[Yojimbo]

Ortalan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y4MS7mSzX8

Foie Gras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABeWlY0KFv8

[Publius]

http://greenlivingpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ChipotleBurrito.hmedium.jpg

Chipotle


To paraphrase Paul Hogan, and as any good Southern Californian can tell you: That's not a burrito, this is a burrito:

http://www.pacificariptide.com/.a/6a00d8341c795b53ef0133f0c4b9ed970b-pi

Plus, while Five Guys is indeed awesome, I still miss In-N-Out.

[blind2d]

, I still miss In-N-Out.

Now THAT'S what SHE said!!

[MoonSylver]

I love Five Guys!!


That's what... she... said?


, I still miss In-N-Out.


Now THAT'S what SHE said!!

You make me proud. :lol:

[Publius]

Now THAT'S what SHE said!!

Well played, sir.

[blind2d]

Hee... ^^

"Muffiiins..." - Derpy
Not now.

[slickwilly13]

Does anyone remember this one? I loved this sandwich as a kid during the early 80's.

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