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Mr. Clean
18-Jun-2011, 01:41 AM
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/facing_up_to_15_years_for_shooting_wart_off_own_fi nger/



A man who could have gotten substantial jail time for shooting a wart off his own finger with a 12-bore Beretta shotgun expressed gratitude for good lawyering after getting only a 16-week suspended sentence.
“I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offense. My solicitor did a very good job," said Shaun Murphy, 38, outside Doncaster Magistrates’ Court in South Yorkshire earlier this week.
He made the decision to take an unconventional approach to dealing with a troublesome wart after imbibing several pints of beer, which also served as an anesthetic, reports the Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8577572/Wart-blasted-off-with-shotgun.html). The blast took off his finger as well as the wart, but Murphy is reportedly happy to be rid of the growth. He said he found the gun under a hedge.
Murphy was represented by Richard Haigh, who said his client had been “a victim of his own stupidity when domestic pressures got to him," the United Kingdom newspaper recounts.


A shotgun? :duh: LOL

SymphonicX
20-Jun-2011, 08:30 AM
I think we invented the backwoods redneck types - just didn't have so many trees to fell so they became farmers...

AcesandEights
20-Jun-2011, 01:28 PM
I haven't supported access to firearms in rural England since I watched Watership Down as a child :(

darth los
20-Jun-2011, 03:38 PM
Wow. Just wow.

This person should be taken out of the gene pool.

:cool:

bassman
20-Jun-2011, 03:42 PM
There are much better ways to get rid of a wart......but this may be the quickest...

MoonSylver
20-Jun-2011, 03:44 PM
He said he found the gun under a hedge.

:stunned:

Where the WEE folk left it no doubt! :lol: