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Kaos
28-Jun-2006, 03:15 AM
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Demanding rights for great apes
Jun 27, 10:54 AM (ET)

By Jason Webb

MADRID (Reuters) - Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great apes on Wednesday, apparently the first time any national legislature will have recognized such rights for non-humans.
Parliament is to ask the government to adhere to the Great Ape Project, which would mean recognizing that our closest genetic relatives should be part of a "community of equals" with humans, supporters of the resolution said.

The move in a country better known for bull-fighting would follow a string of social reforms which have converted Spain from one of Europe's most conservative nations into a liberal trailblazer. Backers of the resolution expect support from the Socialist Party of Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, whose government has legalized gay marriage and reduced the influence of the Catholic Church in education.
"With this, Spain will make itself a world leader in protection of the great apes," said Pedro Pozas, general secretary of the Great Ape Project's Spanish branch.

The resolution, presented by a Green Party parliamentarian, prompted criticism and some ridicule at first.

Spanish media quoted the Catholic Archbishop of Pamplona as saying it was ludicrous to grant apes rights not enjoyed by unborn children, in a reference to Spanish abortion laws.

But a spokesman for Archbishop Fernando Sebastian said he had been taken out of context and now supported the resolution.

"We are in favor of defending animals, but people come first," Father Santos Villanueva told Reuters.

Philosophers Peter Singer and Paola Cavalieri founded the Great Ape Project in 1993, arguing apes were so close to humans they deserved rights to life, freedom and not to be tortured.

"When a loved one dies, they grieve for a long time. They can solve complex puzzles that stump most two-year-old humans," said Singer.
The Spanish move could set a precedent for greater legal protection for other animals, including elephants, whales and dolphins, said Paul Waldau, director of the Center for Animals and Public Policy at Tufts University.

"We were born into a society where humans alone are the sole focus, and we begin to expand to the non-human great apes. It isn't easy for us to see how far that expansion will go, but it's very clear we need to expand beyond humans," Waldau said.

There are only a few hundred apes in Spain, mainly chimpanzees. But the resolution would also push the government to help endangered populations in Africa and Asia, said Pozas, speaking to Reuters at a sanctuary outside Madrid sheltering half a dozen chimpanzees rescued from abuse.




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coma
28-Jun-2006, 04:10 AM
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.




I think it's a really good idea. I love primates. Consequences to our survival be damned!

Rottedfreak
28-Jun-2006, 01:24 PM
Just wait until your being hunted by Gorilla's on horseback brandishing guns and nets in the bush that the apes forced you into when they took over. Wait until chimpanzees cut out your identity. Will you still love the cute widdle monkeys? WELL! WILL YOU? DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!

EvilNed
28-Jun-2006, 01:46 PM
It's a mad-house! A mad-house!

Wow, we're on a Planet of the Apes quoting spree, aren't we?

Zombie-A-GoGo
28-Jun-2006, 05:09 PM
They should do this for all animals.

bassman
28-Jun-2006, 05:26 PM
Yeah.....it's all good until we get a little farther down the road...

"Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!" - Ceasar

Tullaryx
28-Jun-2006, 05:57 PM
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Rottedfreak
28-Jun-2006, 07:15 PM
course their insurrection could prove ideal cause they'll take the brunt of the Martian invasion.

Tricky
28-Jun-2006, 08:09 PM
Didnt aids originate from people knocking off apes? :eek:

Graebel
28-Jun-2006, 11:05 PM
Didnt aids originate from people knocking off apes? :eek:

They think it may have been from bush meat. Killing and eating them. But its been proven that tourists have given gorillas upper respiratory infections. :(
We can also transmit measles, TB, and Herpesvirus B back and forth. (The last one isn't an STD - it is however fatal.)