deadpunk
31-Jan-2012, 07:06 AM
So, I thought I was pretty much over the whole zombie thing. Honestly. Gave up buying zombie movies after LAND...and really, couldn't even tell you the last time I had cracked open a zed flick and a beer and made a night of it.
And then, it happens. It always does. I'm hanging out at my girlfriend's place while she's at work. She lives out of town and going home and coming back is more of a pain in the ass than it's worth. So, I go wandering around. I hit a local gas station that happens to sell previewed movies and come across 9 for $4. Great deal, been trying to find a copy of that forever. But, then I see Undead or Alive...
You know what? It's been ages since I've seen a zombie movie. And hell, it's a cowboy zombie movie. I like cowboys. I like zombies. WTF? And, it's got Chris Kattan? (Fuck yes I wanna buy some cookies, you cheeky little prick) and Navi Rawat (Excuse me while I crank a quick one out just thinking about her)... Probably gonna be a dark comedy. Cool. I like dark comedies, too.
Yeah. Wrong.
What a piece of dogshit.
When you first join this site some of the questions they ask are: Favourite Z flick and Worst Z flick. In those days, I responded flippantly; "They make bad zombie movies?" Um, turns out... Yes, yes they fucking do.
And this is the movie that brings me back into the zombie fold?!?! Sigh.
Some Spoilers... Navi doesn't show her tits. Headshots don't kill the zombies. Chris Kattan was funnier in Night at the Roxbury and, if you waste the $7 on this piece of crap that I did, you should probably just buy a recoiless hammer and proceed to whack yourself in the balls instead. It has to be more entertaining.
Alas...if nothing else, it made me want to watch a good zombie movie again. ;)
And then, it happens. It always does. I'm hanging out at my girlfriend's place while she's at work. She lives out of town and going home and coming back is more of a pain in the ass than it's worth. So, I go wandering around. I hit a local gas station that happens to sell previewed movies and come across 9 for $4. Great deal, been trying to find a copy of that forever. But, then I see Undead or Alive...
You know what? It's been ages since I've seen a zombie movie. And hell, it's a cowboy zombie movie. I like cowboys. I like zombies. WTF? And, it's got Chris Kattan? (Fuck yes I wanna buy some cookies, you cheeky little prick) and Navi Rawat (Excuse me while I crank a quick one out just thinking about her)... Probably gonna be a dark comedy. Cool. I like dark comedies, too.
Yeah. Wrong.
What a piece of dogshit.
When you first join this site some of the questions they ask are: Favourite Z flick and Worst Z flick. In those days, I responded flippantly; "They make bad zombie movies?" Um, turns out... Yes, yes they fucking do.
And this is the movie that brings me back into the zombie fold?!?! Sigh.
Some Spoilers... Navi doesn't show her tits. Headshots don't kill the zombies. Chris Kattan was funnier in Night at the Roxbury and, if you waste the $7 on this piece of crap that I did, you should probably just buy a recoiless hammer and proceed to whack yourself in the balls instead. It has to be more entertaining.
Alas...if nothing else, it made me want to watch a good zombie movie again. ;)