Google your needs...

[MinionZombie]

Okay, got this in one of those bloody email circulars from friends who go mad for this sh*t, which I can't be bothered to answer, but it's good enough to post here, ha! :D Well it's a bit of fun...

Go to Google and type in "YOUR NAME + needs", then list the best entries you get on the first page here, for instance I got:

Needs a loving family

Your prayers

A modern makeover

To be slapped

Help with his kid

MEDS petition

Your turn, bitches! :p

[Marie]

Go to Google and type in "YOUR NAME + needs", then list the best entries you get on the first page here, for instance I got:

Marie needs your help :-)

Marie needs some urgent acomotation in melbourne ...

marie needs red bull

Marie needs your prayers

Marie needs new similes

Marie needs to focus her attention on writing more interesting songs that don't borrow so much from music that has already been done before.

Marie needs a family who can provide a great deal of structure and individual attention

M_

[Kaos]

Ron needs a girl who can see his shiny qualities and forgive him the flaws...

Ron needs a taco...

RON NEEDS A DAMN HAIR CUT

Ron needs your help to continue working for the people of the Third Congressional District.

Ron needs to die for Harry to defeat Voldemort.

Ron needs his money.

Ron needs to work on acting in quiet scenes.

Ron needs to let people speak their minds and make their points instead of "trying" to refute their ideas.

Ron needs someone who will slap him in the face occasionally and keep him in line.

Ron needs someone who won't freak out every time he does, because he tends to do that often, for no apparent (or good) reason.

Ron needs eyeliner.

[Svengoolie]

Mine read:

Dante needs Alyssa Milano to sit on his face.:p

[Graebel]

Amanda needs to be rebuilt.

oooh, creepy android moment there.:eek:

[zombiegirl]

Jerri needs a stove, but has no money. :(

Jerri always needs a moral dilemma. :rolleyes:

Jerri needs to go back to school and learn how to use proper grammer
when trying to make a statement. :eek:

Jerri needs chocolate and sex, in that order. :o

Got to go out with a bang, in true Jerri style. :moon:

[Debbieangel]

Debbie needs warmth of wool and leather
Debbie needs a Scream Queen t-shirt
Debbie needs a very structured daily routine
Debbie needs to do something about the dead boy behind her diner
Debbie needs all the help she can we can rustle up for her(probably with the dead boy behind my diner)
Debbie is the Queen of Procrastination

[DjfunkmasterG]

Gary Needs


Gary Needs a Job - Gotta Job and I like it
Gary needs Help - Yes I do, and lots of it. :p
Gary needs to talk - Some people say i never shut up. :elol:
Gary needs a Dj! <-This one I don't get cause I'm a retired Dj :D
Gary needs to be set up with a woman who is more OCD than he. <-My fave :D

[chukrok]

Chuck needs a map to find where he is.
FATHER CHUCK NEEDS ADVICE
Chuck needs to publish, not travel.
Chuck needs a golf cart.
Chuck needs whores, too.
I think Chuck needs to clarify with the staff what Marie's role in the organization is.
Chuck needs more sleep and less hangover.

good stuff....

[Andy]

Andy needs a BAD girl
Andy Needs Your Help
Andy Needs A History Lesson
Andy Needs an Entry
Andy Needs a New Pair of Shoes

very worrying stuff :confused:

[Cody]

I needa beer

[axlish]

Eric needs to realize that he and the leftist liberal fringe that believes in his viewpoints, are way to the left of all americans including Hillary and Bill Clinton.

NOT!

[EvilNed]

Ned needs THD solutions!

Ned needs to realize that the liberals are in an emergency!

Ned needs to vote in the canadian elections this year!

Ned needs to blog on a democratic website!

Ned needs information on the PGA tour!

Ned needs a handout!

Ned needs weapons of mass instruction!

[Danny]

heres the lame ass ones i found

Danny needs magic wand

Danny obviously didn't need six-guage reverse pliers to sell Frosted Flakes!

Danny needs to be fined 4 hurting

danny needs to come steal me cause im bored

Danny's love of hardcore porn :lol:

Danny needs a distraction from financial desperation

Danny needs to go and collect her from her parents house

Danny needs his routine to be consistent

DANNY NEEDS YOUR VOTE NOV. 2ND :D

Danny needs to lose the pig tails

Danny needs us now more than ever

Danny needs to step it up and build a 50 foot tall loop

Danny needs some lessons in trash talk from James Toney


make of them what you will, me i like the pig tails though:lol: