Sammich
03-Jun-2012, 08:55 AM
This is from the same government that lied about the USS Maine, the Lusitania, the Gulf of Tonkin incident and Saddam's "nookular weapons".
The Zombie Apocalypse Isn't Coming, the CDC Says (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47653003/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-cdc-says/)
A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.
The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
Why won't the CDC let their own Dr. Edwin Jenner talk about what he has found in his research? This smells of coverup.
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An update to more info I found:
CDC is still putting out information on survival strategies for a zombie apocalypse.
CDC Uses The Walking Dead to
Teach Emergency Preparedness (CDC Uses The Walking Dead to Teach Emergency Preparedness)
The three tips include “Make a pit stop, fill up before it’s too late,” “First aid kit, never leave home without it” and “Clean water is zombie-free water.” The descriptions also feature references to the TV survivors’ lack of preparedness. The CDC promises to look out for more “teachable moments,” but no new information has been revealed.
Teachable Moments from The Walking Dead on AMC (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/video/CDC-AMCWalkingDeadVideos.htm)
and then there is this:
Zombie Novella (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies_novella.htm)
This is a comic book that shows meager amounts of preparedness and absolutely nothing about self-defense. It shows the role of rescue centers. Everyone here should know what happens to people that go to those places seeking refuge. They also don't mention that the "screening" process to get into a rescue center will be confiscation of any and all weapons. Food, water, and first aid (except personal medications) will most likely be confiscated as well and placed into community storage for later redistribution.
We are nearing endgame, people.
The Zombie Apocalypse Isn't Coming, the CDC Says (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47653003/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-cdc-says/)
A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.
The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
Why won't the CDC let their own Dr. Edwin Jenner talk about what he has found in his research? This smells of coverup.
-- -------- Post added at 08:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:20 AM ----------
An update to more info I found:
CDC is still putting out information on survival strategies for a zombie apocalypse.
CDC Uses The Walking Dead to
Teach Emergency Preparedness (CDC Uses The Walking Dead to Teach Emergency Preparedness)
The three tips include “Make a pit stop, fill up before it’s too late,” “First aid kit, never leave home without it” and “Clean water is zombie-free water.” The descriptions also feature references to the TV survivors’ lack of preparedness. The CDC promises to look out for more “teachable moments,” but no new information has been revealed.
Teachable Moments from The Walking Dead on AMC (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/video/CDC-AMCWalkingDeadVideos.htm)
and then there is this:
Zombie Novella (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies_novella.htm)
This is a comic book that shows meager amounts of preparedness and absolutely nothing about self-defense. It shows the role of rescue centers. Everyone here should know what happens to people that go to those places seeking refuge. They also don't mention that the "screening" process to get into a rescue center will be confiscation of any and all weapons. Food, water, and first aid (except personal medications) will most likely be confiscated as well and placed into community storage for later redistribution.
We are nearing endgame, people.