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Neil
13-Mar-2013, 08:56 PM
€ Exellent + Benefits : Rome based with some international travel

Our leading international client in the faith sector are urgently seeking a highly credulous and experienced leader to lead the organisation backward into the Dark Ages.

Would suit dogmatic individual with a flair for ignoring empirical evidence. Any experience of covering up sexual abuse scandals would be highly desirable.

Homophobic and misogynistic applicants welcome.

Bullet-proof Ice Cream Van, Silly Hat and Red Slippers supplied.

May be required to work some weekends and bank holidays. Fallible candidates need not apply.

The Holy See is NOT an Equal Opportunities Employer

Andy
13-Mar-2013, 09:00 PM
Your not retiring from HPotD are you neil?

:p

Neil
13-Mar-2013, 09:27 PM
Your not retiring from HPotD are you neil?

:p
Don't have the credentials for that job I'm afraid!

MoonSylver
15-Mar-2013, 05:14 AM
Ok, you talked me into it, I'm in. Where do I sign? :D