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Purge
09-Jul-2006, 05:46 PM
It was just announced that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces.

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive.

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."


The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

:lol:

Adrenochrome
09-Jul-2006, 06:47 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Arcades057
10-Jul-2006, 06:56 AM
Funny, but it was even funnier when Robin Williams said it! :lol:

AcesandEights
10-Jul-2006, 07:15 AM
Funny, but it was even funnier when Robin Williams said it! :lol:

Then he must have said it circa 1988, because that's the last time I remember thinking Robin Williams was funny :D

DjfunkmasterG
10-Jul-2006, 01:05 PM
Actually cicra 2002. His Live on Broadway DVD which has a running time of 100 minutes and is extremely hilarious.

Purge
10-Jul-2006, 02:05 PM
Then he must have said it circa 1988, because that's the last time I remember thinking Robin Williams was funny :D

Robin Williams was funny?

LoSTBoY
10-Jul-2006, 02:09 PM
Robin Williams was funny?

He must be if you are stealing his jokes! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: