Danny
24-Mar-2013, 02:56 PM
So for those not in the know good ole' Albion is once again a winter wasteland, roads blocked, people dying out in the freeze and so on.
Naturally being an english gent i kept my upper lip stiff and put the kettle on to make tea. but hold! theres no milk in the fridge!
Naturally i headed down to the local store to find THE END OF THE F*CKING WORLD.
Almost every shelf was empty, cars were parked haphazardly and there were ambulances carrying people into them on stretchers as little old women fought tooth and fucking nail over bread! :eek:
i grabbed the very last bottle of milk and some emergency dr pepper and doritos and scarpered as some woman was going "kids try and get something out of that scruffy mans basket!"
I've never seen this kind of "man turning on man" bullshit outside of a disaster movie or maybe a deep south american black friday sale at a large walmart.
What in the shit.
Naturally being an english gent i kept my upper lip stiff and put the kettle on to make tea. but hold! theres no milk in the fridge!
Naturally i headed down to the local store to find THE END OF THE F*CKING WORLD.
Almost every shelf was empty, cars were parked haphazardly and there were ambulances carrying people into them on stretchers as little old women fought tooth and fucking nail over bread! :eek:
i grabbed the very last bottle of milk and some emergency dr pepper and doritos and scarpered as some woman was going "kids try and get something out of that scruffy mans basket!"
I've never seen this kind of "man turning on man" bullshit outside of a disaster movie or maybe a deep south american black friday sale at a large walmart.
What in the shit.