just because....

[Adrenochrome]

The O'Jays knew what was up......

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
The next stop that we make will be soon
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well
People all over the world (you don't need no money)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)
People all over the world (Join in, ride this train)
Join in (Ride this train, y'all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train
All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don't miss this train at the station
'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)
Join hands (join, come on)
Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (Come on)
People all over the world (Don't need no tickets)
Join hands (come on, ride)
Start a love train, love train
Ride, let it ride
Let it ride
Let it ride
People, ain't no war
People all over the world (on this train)
Join in (ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)
People all over the world (come on)
Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (makin' love)
People all over the world ('round the world, y'all)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train

[kortick]

I work in a place when i use the
restroom
i see too many people not wash
their hands after going to the john

i dont wish to hold hands with many people now

[coma]

I second that most storngly

[Danny]

and third it, the british public are freakyier than we let foreigners in on.


EDIT: you ever seen the wickerman? ,lol.

[Philly_SWAT]

I think that the Spinners had more to say with this....

The Rubberband Man
Spinners

Hand me down my walkin'cane, hand me down my hat,
Hurry now and dont be late, cause we aint got time to chat.
You and me, were goin' out to catch the latest sounds,
Guaranteed to blow your mind so high you won? come down!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight!
Everything he does seems to come out right!

Once I went to hear him play at a club outside of town.
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound this cats puttin'down!
When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes,
Hey, I laughed so hard cause the man got down when he finally reached his nose!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Got that rubberband up on his toes!
And then he wriggled it up all around his nose!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Playin'all that music, yet keepin'time!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that?! Oh, Lord!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Doo doo doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Doo doo doo doo doo,
Rubberband Man, Rubberband Man!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Doo doo doo doo doo!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Mmm! Watch him! He keep a-move, a-just a mo-vin'!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Got a groovin' on the corner!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
He's had enough, yall!
Whoa-oh-oh!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Ah-yah-yah-yah-yah!
Whoa, that Rubberband Man's a doozy!
Move so quick, Lord, he makes me lose it!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
And then he stops the show, now!
He wiggled it up, he wiggled it down!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Got his feet to movin', and that Rubberband off the ground!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
He lifted it way up high, ha!
In the sky, 'y'all!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh get with it, yall!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Rubberband Man, oh!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man, Lord!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
And then he had nerve to wiggle his left toe!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
To his knee, got the feelin in his head, yall!
Ah, come on, baby!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Rubberband Man starts to jam,
Movin up and down across the land!
Got people all in his ways,
Everything about him seems out of place!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Just a movin? just a movin? just a move-move-movin?
Just a Rubberband, Rubberband Man!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Just a movin? just a movin? just a move-move-movin?
Just a Rubberband, Rubberband Man, get down!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, get down lover, uh-huh!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, he can jam, y'all!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man! (He never fails to groove!)
Youre bound to lose (And did you see him move?) control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Oohwee! What's he doin' to me?!
Rhythms I ain't felt before!
Just move 'em up by me!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Gotta move! I gotta groove!
Rubberband Man, oh-oh-oh!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Ah-yah-yah-yah!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
The way he twiddles his toes and can play it on his nose is twofold!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
How does he do it, y?ll?!
I don't know!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

I'm ready to jam, ugh! Gonna do my Rubberband!
I'm ready to jam, ugh! Gonna do my Rubberband!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang!
Ugh! Lord, have mercy!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang!
Ugh! Just stopped me in my bones!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang-a-twang!
Don't mess with me, y'all! I got a groove when I'm here!
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Ah-yah-yah-yah!

Hey, yall prepare yourself for The Rubberband Man!
You never heard a sound like The Rubberband Man!
Youre bound to lose control when The Rubberband starts to jam!

Oh, he's a big, fat man that moves real good!
Everybody oughta knock on wood!
When you see The Man do his stuff,
Oh, Lord, I done seen enough!

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
A groovy show! Gotta standing room, side-to-side!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, gimme a grip and then a-hold on tight!
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, he's The Man! The Rubberband Man!!
(Doo doo doo doo doo!)

[MinionZombie]

*yuck*

The number of people I see not washing their hands, not even a courtesy rinse, in public toilets is sickening - no I'm not a bog lurker, lol - but it really is disgusting, especially when they've gone number two and don't wash their hands - now THAT is f*cked up. Usually it's a number one no wash - but that's also damned disgusting.

Whatever he touches will have his cock all over it, or shaking someone's hand, you're one step away from touching their winky ... *shudders* ... people, PLEASE wash your hands!

I always wash my hands ... everybody else should too. :)

[Adrenochrome]

I think that the Spinners had more to say with this....

The Rubberband Man
Spinners


Funk yeah!!!!!
GREAT song....gonna jam to it now!!!:D


best line:
Once I went to hear him play at a club outside of town.
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound this cats puttin'down!
When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes,
Hey, I laughed so hard cause the man got down when he finally reached his nose!


While I'm at it,....I'll jam to this one too.....

Hey…do it now…yeah hey

Yeah, once I was a boogie singer…playin' in a rock & roll band
I never had no problems, yeah…burnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me, yeah…got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly [yes, I did]…to disco down and check out the show

Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
(hey,hey) till you die…yeah, yeah

Well, I tried to understand this…Yeah, huh, I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish, [How could I]…tonight's the hours, the one behind
So still I kept on fightin'…Wow, loosin' every step of the way (Yeah, what'd you do?)
I said, "I must go back there"[Got to go back]…and check to see if things still the same

Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
Till you die…(Yeah) Wow, till you die

(Come on…Play some electrified funky music)

[Hey, wait a minute] Now first it wasn't easy…changin' rock & roll and minds
And things were getting shaky…I thought I'd have to leave it behind
Oh, but now its so much better [It's so much better]…I'm funkin out in ev-er-y way
But-I'll never lose that feelin' [No I won't]…Of how I learned my lesson that day

When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
Till you die…oh, till you die


(They shouted, Play that funky music) Play that funky music
(Play that funky music) Got to keep on…Play that funky music
(Play that funky music) Pl--AY that funky music
(Play that funky music) Wanna take ya higha now…

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, yeah

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, yeah