"Zombie Proof" log cabin with 10 year anti-zombie guarantee...

[MinionZombie]

http://www.cnet.com/news/zombie-proof-log-cabin-has-10-year-anti-zombie-guarantee/#ftag=YHF65cbda0

Well, considering zombies aren't real, I'm sure that guarantee will hold. :p

However - one massive problem with that "zombie proof" cabin - the front door is at ground-sodding-level! Not raised up with a retractable ladder/walkway/anything! :rolleyes: And just a picket fence around the boundary? Kindling to any decent number of zombies. :D

[Neil]

One more problem with a log cabin... If the zombies happen to work out...

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121104165427/residentevil/images/7/77/Zombie_Axe.jpg

[MinionZombie]

haha, true.

Plus, being a log cabin, they could also figure out how to burn it down if they happened to go all...



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-Db3oTzmrE/Tnn9082jdkI/AAAAAAAAA8o/113Gk0Bhefo/s1600/land-of-the-dead-big-daddy.jpg



;)

[Neil]

^^ TBH, he could just knock it down with his oversized cheeckbones!

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I have to say... I love the colour scheme inside!

http://www.tigersheds.com/_assets/img/site/large/Down%20Stairs%2001.jpg

[MinionZombie]

Reminds me of a picture I saw t'other day entitled "I would never survive this place drunk":

http://i.imgur.com/M3p92b6.jpg

:lol:

[Neil]

^^ The one electronic device that would fit in that room?

http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/boxee-box1.jpg

[MinionZombie]

haha.

Yep ... it'd be hell buying furniture for that place!

I'm still rather perplexed that this "zombie proof" cabin didn't bother to think about a raised doorway. 'Re-enforced' or not, raising it above head level is the best option to stop the undead getting their foot in your door.

Walls that taper outwards on the ground floor might also be kind of useful too - perhaps they'd help reduce pressure against the walls in the event of a zombie herd? Thoughts?

[shootemindehead]

Where do you live Mini?

Cos when the Zom Apoc happens I'm joining your gang.

:cool:

[MinionZombie]

Where do you live Mini?

Cos when the Zom Apoc happens I'm joining your gang.

:cool:

:lol::lol::lol:

In that case, when the shit hits the fan you'll want to hop on the nearest ferry and make your way from the Emerald Isle to Englandshireland ... I'll have someone waiting on the Welsh coast in one of these:

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Marauder.jpg

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ef/92/fd/ef92fd1f06f92dcf5aa59db652544761.jpg
(They blew up a landmine, IIRC, underneath the rear wheel ... all it did was puncture the tyre, and even that didn't stop it from pulling itself out of the crater and driving off. :lol:)

When I was a kid I wanted to be an architect ... perhaps if the zombie apocalypse happens I could be an architect who specialises in zombie proof accomodation. :D