Eddie Van Halen Scoring Music For Porn Movie

[HLS]

I have nothing against porn but I would think it is not for good for publicity. I just thought it was interesting. I was kinds suprised for some reason.


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[Adrenochrome]

Well. I be.... I have nothing against porn but I would think it is not for publicity. I just thought it was interesting.


http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/entertainment/9592530/detail.html

how is porn "not for publicity"??? that's what sells it.
and, Hell,.....Van Halen???? Whoa! "Van Sold Out A Long Time Ago" is what the name should be changed to.....so,.....no biggie. He's really not that great anyway....anyone can "tap"

[Cody]

this is the best news ive heard all day

[MinionZombie]

Why bother really?

bow-chik-a-wow-wow ... bow-chik-a-wow-wow ... woocha-wicha-woocha-wicha ... bow-bow-bow-bow-wow

Job done. :cool:

[HLS]

Why bother really?

bow-chik-a-wow-wow ... bow-chik-a-wow-wow ... woocha-wicha-woocha-wicha ... bow-bow-bow-bow-wow

Job done. :cool:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

ive had the thought myself "if im really hard on cash and my scripts aint selling ,....would i wirte and direct a porno for the cash?":lol:

[MinionZombie]

I'd do a porno movie for the cash - not be in it obviously - but I'd shoot a porno movie no problem, it wouldn't end up on my CV of course, but I'd certainly like the money it'd afford me ... besides, it's not exactly a tough job, filming a couple of people f*ckin' with a miniDV videocamera ... p*ss easy mate.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I'd do a porno movie for the cash - not be in it obviously - but I'd shoot a porno movie no problem, it wouldn't end up on my CV of course, but I'd certainly like the money it'd afford me ... besides, it's not exactly a tough job, filming a couple of people f*ckin' with a miniDV videocamera ... p*ss easy mate.

Actually, those in the industry are starting to follow big budget trends and are making decent stories to go with all the sex, so instead of 2 hours straight of nothing but f*cking, you'll get 90 mins of f*cking and 30 mins of story. Not too mention they're shooting for adult films in 35MM every year. Porn may surpass Hollyweird for better stories and action...

Of course the acting will always be subpar. :lol: No one in the industry has quite yet nailed the acting point of a fake orgasm. :moon:


Hmmmm, Ironic this marks post # 1469 for me. :lol:

[MinionZombie]

Blimey, they still make porn on film? And there I was thinking it had all gone to video/digital. Certainly the majority of porn is done on digital though, right? 35mm would be a bit pricey and fiddly for porn producers these days surely, the days of Boogie Nights are kinda lost, although perhaps coming back.

But quite frankly, I certainly don't care for plot or story in my porn ... well, okay a little bit of role play or a basic story (such as the babysitter get's diddled by some over-muscled, no-body-hair dude)...lol. Can't beat a bit of Guage, eh? :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Actually, back in the day it was 8mm or 16mm, but they started doing 35MM in the 90's and now there is a bigger percentage of porn done in 35mm. However, the majority is MiniDV digital or HiDef digital.

[AssassinFromHell]

he killed off VH

That was Sammy Hagar...

[coma]

That was Sammy Hagar...
I say 1984
Not to mention that stupid extreme clown

[LouCipherr]

...so instead of 2 hours straight of nothing but f*cking, you'll get 90 mins of f*cking and 30 mins of story. Not too mention they're shooting for adult films in 35MM every year. Porn may surpass Hollyweird for better stories and action...

So where the hell is the fun in that? THAT'S A WASTE OF 30 MINUTES! :lol:

If I'm watching porn, i don't want a friggin' plot, I want action. These people who are making porns with 'plots' nowadays need to take a look back into the 70's when they used to do just that and the whole industry moved away from porns with plots. Why? Because when you're watching a porn, NO ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT A PLOT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


As far as EVH and this porn music stuff - this idiot is getting what he deserves. I've never seen a personality shift so drastic in a person. This guy was on top of the world and let it all slip because of a woman (Valerie) and his drinking problem. Not to mention the bozo gets tongue cancer and is STILL SMOKING! A complete moron, plain and simple.

...and for me, VH died after 1984 was released. WTF?! Hey, Eddie - put down the keyboards and play your guitar, fool!

Although, i've always considered EVH to be an extremely overrated guitarist. Every solo sounds exactly the same since 1984... and that was only 6 years and a small handful of albums after their debut.. :rolleyes:

LC

[coma]

So where the hell is the fun in that? THAT'S A WASTE OF 30 MINUTES! :lol:

If I'm watching porn, i don't want a friggin' plot, I want action. These people who are making porns with 'plots' nowadays need to take a look back into the 70's when they used to do just that and the whole industry moved away from porns with plots. Why? Because when you're watching a porn, NO ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT A PLOT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


As far as EVH and this porn music stuff - this idiot is getting what he deserves. I've never seen a personality shift so drastic in a person. This guy was on top of the world and let it all slip because of a woman (Valerie) and his drinking problem. Not to mention the bozo gets tongue cancer and is STILL SMOKING! A complete moron, plain and simple.

...and for me, VH died after 1984 was released. WTF?! Hey, Eddie - put down the keyboards and play your guitar, fool!

Although, i've always considered EVH to be an extremely overrated guitarist. Every solo sounds exactly the same since 1984... and that was only 6 years and a small handful of albums after their debut.. :rolleyes:

LC

Agreed! Most watch porn in 15 minute increments or so. Just skip the bs and get to the point.
EVH does repeat himself alot. The intro to mean streets was the last good thing he did, and when was that, 1981?