EvilNed
29-Jul-2006, 12:45 AM
Ok, I want to start off by saying this:
**** you, Marcus Nispel. **** you very much.
Now to the matter at hand:
There is a film coming out called Pathfinder. Perhaps you've seen the trailer. If you haven't, check it out here (http://www.pathfinderthemovie.com).
It's about one of the few Viking expeditions to America. Viking films are usually pretty inaccurate in depicting their culture, except for The 13th Warrior. But this film takes the ****ing cake.
The vikings, as you can see, look more like orcs. They are dressed in all black platemail, wield maces (what the ****? What the hell is a Dark Age Viking doing with a High Medieval period mace?), their helmets have huge horns (contrary to popular belief, there's no evidence to suggest vikings ever wore horns on their helmets and it would be very impractical to do so)
and they go around slaying, enslaving and raping pretty much everyone who crosses their path. None of this is true to the vikings of old.
Yes, vikings were raiders and pirates. But first and foremost they were traders. They were seafarers! They wanted to explore the world, and to find adventure. Vikings travelled far and wide, from North America to Egypt to the Caspian sea. Unfortunetly, Vikings are usually remembered for such incidents as the sacking of Lindisfarne, 793 A.D. Modern myth portrays them as bloodthirsty brutes with little or no culture, and with no sense of humanity (notice the skull-helmet in the trailer).
Well, it's wrong. Vikings hade a vast and interesting culture! It was harsh, yes, but vikings were harsh people. But they had monuments, tales of heroics and a high sense of honour. If a viking promised something, that promise was set in stone. To not fullfill that promise was dishonourable.
Yet it's ****ing pieces of trash like this Pathfinder that will keep the vikings from being remembered for what they truly were. Instead, people will think of them as huge orc-like brutes.
And what's more? Check out this from the ****ing director himself, Marcus Nispel:
"Nispel explained how, as an Eastern European, he was taught growing up that Vikings had reached America long before Christopher Columbus did. He wanted to portray Viking culture differently and more accurately than other films have, emphasizing how terrifying they were. "
Hello? Portray them accurately? Is that what you call this? Who the hell did you hire as a historical consultant, because he sure as hell did a ****poor job of giving you the right information! When watching the trailer, I couldn't spot a single accurate portrayal of the vikings! From their armor, weaponry, attitude and even their actions! The Vikings never ever attacked the indians in North America unprovoked. They, themselves, were the victims of the attack. It was the indians who struck the first blow, you ****ing idiot, go and hang yourself. Or better yet, go and make a historical accurate picture where the indians are the bad guys! Why don't we ever see one of those, you ****ing prick?
"Oh, no. The Indians are the victims, we took their land. They are noble, and wise. We can't portray them in bad light. But the vikings, nobody gives a **** about them. We can make them out to be Heil-****ing-Hitler. Let's do that!"
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU MARCUS NISPEL!!!
**** you, Marcus Nispel. **** you very much.
Now to the matter at hand:
There is a film coming out called Pathfinder. Perhaps you've seen the trailer. If you haven't, check it out here (http://www.pathfinderthemovie.com).
It's about one of the few Viking expeditions to America. Viking films are usually pretty inaccurate in depicting their culture, except for The 13th Warrior. But this film takes the ****ing cake.
The vikings, as you can see, look more like orcs. They are dressed in all black platemail, wield maces (what the ****? What the hell is a Dark Age Viking doing with a High Medieval period mace?), their helmets have huge horns (contrary to popular belief, there's no evidence to suggest vikings ever wore horns on their helmets and it would be very impractical to do so)
and they go around slaying, enslaving and raping pretty much everyone who crosses their path. None of this is true to the vikings of old.
Yes, vikings were raiders and pirates. But first and foremost they were traders. They were seafarers! They wanted to explore the world, and to find adventure. Vikings travelled far and wide, from North America to Egypt to the Caspian sea. Unfortunetly, Vikings are usually remembered for such incidents as the sacking of Lindisfarne, 793 A.D. Modern myth portrays them as bloodthirsty brutes with little or no culture, and with no sense of humanity (notice the skull-helmet in the trailer).
Well, it's wrong. Vikings hade a vast and interesting culture! It was harsh, yes, but vikings were harsh people. But they had monuments, tales of heroics and a high sense of honour. If a viking promised something, that promise was set in stone. To not fullfill that promise was dishonourable.
Yet it's ****ing pieces of trash like this Pathfinder that will keep the vikings from being remembered for what they truly were. Instead, people will think of them as huge orc-like brutes.
And what's more? Check out this from the ****ing director himself, Marcus Nispel:
"Nispel explained how, as an Eastern European, he was taught growing up that Vikings had reached America long before Christopher Columbus did. He wanted to portray Viking culture differently and more accurately than other films have, emphasizing how terrifying they were. "
Hello? Portray them accurately? Is that what you call this? Who the hell did you hire as a historical consultant, because he sure as hell did a ****poor job of giving you the right information! When watching the trailer, I couldn't spot a single accurate portrayal of the vikings! From their armor, weaponry, attitude and even their actions! The Vikings never ever attacked the indians in North America unprovoked. They, themselves, were the victims of the attack. It was the indians who struck the first blow, you ****ing idiot, go and hang yourself. Or better yet, go and make a historical accurate picture where the indians are the bad guys! Why don't we ever see one of those, you ****ing prick?
"Oh, no. The Indians are the victims, we took their land. They are noble, and wise. We can't portray them in bad light. But the vikings, nobody gives a **** about them. We can make them out to be Heil-****ing-Hitler. Let's do that!"
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU MARCUS NISPEL!!!