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zombiegirl
07-Aug-2006, 06:17 PM
I know people that could use this in bulk. :lol:



BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

MikePizzoff
07-Aug-2006, 06:25 PM
What? Since when does having a bad memory mean you're stupid? That is a stupid statement.

HLS
07-Aug-2006, 06:36 PM
I know people that could use this in bulk. :lol:
Ya I almost posted that story myself. I think it is funny actually. Sounds like a gimmick tho.

MinionZombie
07-Aug-2006, 06:44 PM
I think all chavs should be forcefed these pills so the rest of us don't have to slap our foreheads in disbelief quite so much, all that head-slapping can't be good for our superior noggins, surely?! :eek:

LoSTBoY
07-Aug-2006, 07:27 PM
I think all chavs should be forcefed these pills so the rest of us don't have to slap our foreheads in disbelief quite so much, all that head-slapping can't be good for our superior noggins, surely?! :eek:

I'd prefer they were fed Arsenic that stupid pills. :lol:

MinionZombie
07-Aug-2006, 07:32 PM
Oh yeah, that would actually be a better idea ... come to think of it.

Then we can flog all their gold jewelry and stolen merchandise and give it to good people. :cool:

HLS
07-Aug-2006, 08:52 PM
Oh yeah, that would actually be a better idea ... come to think of it.

Then we can flog all their gold jewelry and stolen merchandise and give it to good people. :cool:

Almost like Robin Hood:D

2Tall2Slow2
12-Aug-2006, 05:14 AM
Finally!!! A cure for reality television.:)

kortick
12-Aug-2006, 06:53 PM
lol 2 tall

there is no cure for stupidity

the problem is the stupid people
multiply and reproduce faster than
you can cure them