Paris Hilton, The Celebrity Skank

[DjfunkmasterG]

I am sad to post this because in my stats I currently had 666 posts in General Discussion and I wanted to keep that for some time but, I was on CNN today and read this story about the dumbest person walking the face of the earth. (it wasn't the article title)

Anyway, this SKANK brags about being paid $1,000,000 to just show up in Austria and say That she loves Austria, and when asked why.... Because they paid me $1,000,000.00

This woman angers me, she becomes a celeb because she is a slut. WTF?

the actual article title is Hilton goes celebit... HA thats a f*cking laugh!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/people.parishilton.ap/index.html

[Kaos]

I am sad to post this because in my stats I currently had 666 posts in General Discussion and I wanted to keep that for some time but, I was on CNN today and read this story about the dumbest person walking the face of the earth. (it wasn't the article title)

Anyway, this SKANK brags about being paid $1,000,000 to just show up in Austria and say That she loves Austria, and when asked why.... Because they paid me $1,000,000.00

This woman angers me, she becomes a celeb because she is a slut. WTF?

the actual article title is Hilton goes celebit... HA thats a f*cking laugh!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/people.parishilton.ap/index.html


I think she is a celeb because she is an heiress. She was part of the in crowd before that video was released. I have no fondness for her nor do I find her attractive. She obviously is as dumb as a bag of dog poop. I suppose she is like a trashier and less interesting version of Patty Hearst.

[Adrenochrome]

I abhor this nauseating c*nt.
I never understood why people think she's cute, hot, atractive, glamourous or beautiful. She's really not very good looking at all. And looks like she couldn't count past 1.
I'll be glad when she's a fading memory. I'm sick of hearing/reading about the spoiled pus f*ck.

[bassman]

It's funny that you brought this up.....

I came across this photo and article yesterday and it had me rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter. You guys may not think so....but for some reason it was hilarious to me(and a bit disturbing at the same time).Sorry about the size.
http://egotastic.com/media/pictures/0608/paris-hilton-ass-03.jpg


Okay, if there's one thing worse than Paris Hilton's skanky ass, it's Paris Hilton's skanky ass as seen from the front. Yes, that's right, she isn't turned around, but you can still see her ass.

There's something about these pictures that... what's the word... make me wanna puke. Seriously, I didn't need to see this, but since I had to suffer through it, so do you. Life's a bitch, I know. And so is Paris Hilton.

[radiokill]

I abhor this nauseating c*nt.
I never understood why people think she's cute, hot, atractive, glamourous or beautiful. She's really not very good looking at all. And looks like she couldn't count past 1.
I'll be glad when she's a fading memory. I'm sick of hearing/reading about the spoiled pus f*ck.

I've always wondered why people think she's so attractive.....she's got the body of a 90-year-old man:D

[coma]

Thats tape is the most boring pron I have ever seen. She's a total starfish.

I too wish she would go away. when she talks my stomach gets sick

[DjfunkmasterG]

She is frigging annoying. I guess it is safe to say we all agree.

[HLS]

I am sad to post this because in my stats I currently had 666 posts in General Discussion and I wanted to keep that for some time but, I was on CNN today and read this story about the dumbest person walking the face of the earth. (it wasn't the article title)

Anyway, this SKANK brags about being paid $1,000,000 to just show up in Austria and say That she loves Austria, and when asked why.... Because they paid me $1,000,000.00

This woman angers me, she becomes a celeb because she is a slut. WTF?

the actual article title is Hilton goes celebit... HA thats a f*cking laugh!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/people.parishilton.ap/index.html

It is so sad that she gets paid to show up at parties and a million to visit a country. I mean she is no role model. I think peoples prioritys are screwed up. I can think of better celebs to promote your country.

[Adrenochrome]

I can think of better celebs to promote your country.
Why should a celebrity be hired to "promote a country" in the first place? That's a bit rediculous in and of itself.

I'm curious, what celeb would you chose to promote a country? (Celeb+country pleasde)

[radiokill]

Why should a celebrity be hired to "promote a country" in the first place? That's a bit rediculous in and of itself.

I'm curious, what celeb would you chose to promote a country? (Celeb+country pleasde)

i don't know, but I think robert downey jr. had good run promoting colombia:D

[Cody]

ive downloaded both her "green" videos. would you say you loved austria for 1,000,000?

[Adrenochrome]

i don't know, but I think robert downey jr. had good run promoting colombia:D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[erisi236]

Paris Hilton has a polygonal head(and obviously an 8bit brain) Seriously tho it's perfectly square!!

Also, based on her video you might as well be sleeping with a corpse as she gives a new meaning to the phrase "dead lay", is she English? :rockbrow: :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

i don't know, but I think robert downey jr. had good run promoting colombia:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:


Shouldn't Ahnuld be promoting Austria? Why would they hire a Skank like Paris to come to Austria and say she loves Austria when Ahnuld is friggin from Austria and he would do it for free?


Talk about f*cked priorities! :mad:

[HLS]

i don't know, but I think robert downey jr. had good run promoting colombia:D

I think i would choose maybe Angelina Jolee(sp?) for she is known for humanitarian work or I would choose a celeb that does not have a lot of skeletons in their closet like Paris. LOL You know I think she purposely leaked out her porn video to increase her media exposure.

[OddDNA]

Dont you want girls you sleep with to be dumb?

I dont know about you all but I try to find the dumbest, sluttiest girl I can find. Last thing I need is a girl that can remember my phone #.

[AcesandEights]

Meh. Paris is annoying, yes, but nothing for me to get angered over. Sure, it's a **** comment on our society that she has parlayed her famous family name (a name famous only for being land-owning, wealthy profiteers), her questionable behavior and an apparent lack of class and we all eat up by either being fascinated with her, or loving to hate her, but what are you going to do?

Still, though, I have to go on record as saying: I'd throw it in her.

[bassman]

Dont you want girls you sleep with to be dumb?

I dont know about you all but I try to find the dumbest, sluttiest girl I can find. Last thing I need is a girl that can remember my phone #.


I am a straight male and even I can say it: PIG.


:p

[MikePizzoff]

I think her personality is almost as repulsive as her face.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well I won't lie if I had a chance I would do it... But I still can't stand the Skank!

[radiokill]

I am a straight male and even I can say it: PIG.


:p

:lol: very true

[Debbieangel]

I too am sick of hearing about her and her sister...money talks ya know! Yeah for you guys at first I was gonna say you werent thinking with the wrong head but then at the end of these postings ah..you would sleep with her anyway if ya had the chance! lol ewwww! With all the money she has you would think she would get a new make up artist! BTW I think the word skank does work I do like that word! lol you guys rock!

[Adrenochrome]

I too am sick of hearing about her and her sister...money talks ya know! Yeah for you guys at first I was gonna say you werent thinking with the wrong head but then at the end of these postings ah..you would sleep with her anyway if ya had the chance! lol ewwww! With all the money she has you would think she would get a new make up artist! BTW I think the word skank does work I do like that word! lol you guys rock!
Hey now, I wouldn't touch that ,.....that.......thing! I find it utterly repulsive!

[mista_mo]

I'd throw a monkey at her..but then, she may try to have sex with it...

[darth los]

i don't know, but I think robert downey jr. had good run promoting colombia:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Exatreides]

I would show her a bit of a good time...but I wouldn't let her talk.

every single picture i have ever seen of her, her facial expression is the same.

[Adrenochrome]

every single picture i have ever seen of her, her facial expression is the same.
EXACTLEY!!! She looks like she's trying VERY hard to count past 1. (Hell, she probably hasn't got that far yet..."Paris, count to ten" - "Mkay, like......um.........what comes first, like ya know?") I've baited hooks with worms smarter than she is.

[mista_mo]

Thats still way too high of a number for her...she probibly only really understands the words Penis and mouth and sex and man...everything else she just kidna nods too as if understanding....

[Adrenochrome]

Thats still way too high of a number for her...she probibly only really understands the words Penis and mouth and sex and man...everything else she just kidna nods too as if understanding....
LOL
Paris on Jeopardy (American Game show-TV)

Alex (host) - Currently the world's tallest building is the __________ in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia measuring 1,483ft.

(Paris hits the buzzer by accident.)

Alex - Yes, Ms Hilton?

Paris - Um,......like, what is Penis mouth sex man? Cuz, you know, like,...yeah and stuff.

Alex - Sorry, no. Someone please bring me a pistol.

[mista_mo]

LOL, hearing it like that it sounds kinda weird, but I can like totally see it like, totally, like happening, like totally.





What a friggin skank

[axlish]

I find her to be oddly facinating. I think she is hot and all that, but her state of mind blows me away. The things she says always throw me for a loop.

[dmbfanintn]

LOL
Paris on Jeopardy (American Game show-TV)

Alex (host) - Currently the world's tallest building is the __________ in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia measuring 1,483ft.

(Paris hits the buzzer by accident.)

Alex - Yes, Ms Hilton?

Paris - Um,......like, what is Penis mouth sex man? Cuz, you know, like,...yeah and stuff.

Alex - Sorry, no. Someone please bring me a pistol.

Thats the funniest **** ive read all day.

I hate that beatch too, she's so freakin white she's transparent!:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

[coma]

LOL
Paris on Jeopardy (American Game show-TV)

Alex (host) - Currently the world's tallest building is the __________ in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia measuring 1,483ft.

(Paris hits the buzzer by accident.)

Alex - Yes, Ms Hilton?

Paris - Um,......like, what is Penis mouth sex man? Cuz, you know, like,...yeah and stuff.

Alex - Sorry, no. Someone please bring me a pistol.

That's hot!

[MinionZombie]

I know exactly what you mean, slag hilton absolutely disgusts me. I simply don't understand how anyone could be on her side. I'm totally on the side of that South Park episode about old drip nose.

It's unbelievable, get paid extortionate amounts of money to turn up and say "I like this". Why?! The only sort of people that impressionable SHOULD only be 10 year old girls, who can't exactly go to Austria or some fancy restaurant or club on their own means ... but this sadly means that there must be people out there, with the means to go and do what drip nose says, who hang on her every word.

It's sickening. Like when she turned up (late, again, I might add) to promote her - get this - VIDEOGAME - she got the name wrong and the facts wrong and she was done and dusted in about 30 seconds flat.

This might sound sick, but I would actually kinda like someone to just assassinate that hunk of crap. It may sound harsh, but she exhibits everything in a human being that shouldn't be worshipped, they should be abhorred.

It's like Nikki from Big Brother 7 (UK), she's like Paris Hilton lite, and yet there's all these morons cheering her on, as if believing she's some sort of cartoon character - wake up f*ckos - she's a REAL, LIVING PERSON. Real, living people should not be celebrated for being self centered, money grubbing, publicity whores with no talent, no intelligence and no creativity.

F*ck drip nose! :mad:

[dmbfanintn]

I know exactly what you mean, slag hilton absolutely disgusts me. I simply don't understand how anyone could be on her side. I'm totally on the side of that South Park episode about old drip nose.

F*ck drip nose! :mad:

Yeah but you know no-one can beat Mr Slave in a Whore-off

[LouCipherr]

To be honest, in this country, I'm not surprised she's such a coveted celebrity.

Remember, most people in the US could name the last 3 winners of "American Idol" or even name the last TV show Paris was on, but they'd have a hard time naming the last three US presidents. These are the idiots who elect our government officals! Scary, isn't it?

Paris is a "see-you-in-toronto" (you'll get it, just piece it together.. see = C, you = U.. keep goin'.... :D) and I can't stand even seeing her ugly ass face. I do not see what anyone sees in that ugly bitch.

Whenever I do see her, I get this uncontrollable urge to punch my TV and kill puppies. :lol:

[dmbfanintn]

most people in the US could name the last 3 winners of "American Idol" These are the idiots who elect our government officals!


Actually, that's not quite right, the last American Kareoke show got more votes than did the last US presidential election! (This still shocks me to no end!)



Paris is a "see-you-in-toronto" (you'll get it, just piece it together.. see = C, you = U.. keep goin'.... :D)

I have always heard it phrased as C U Next Tuesday ;)

[LouCipherr]

:lol:

Tuesday, Toronto, it's all good. :D :)


Actually, that's not quite right, the last American Kareoke show got more votes than did the last US presidential election! (This still shocks me to no end!)

Sure it is - I mean, i was exaggerating slighty, but the bottom line is people in the US are more interested in friggin' reality TV than what's happening in the real world - in the TRUE reality, not the one in the little box in your living room.

The fact that Paris is a popular as she is confirms this fact. It's sad, really. :rolleyes:

[Adrenochrome]

the bottom line is people in the US are more interested in friggin' reality TV than what's happening in the real world

NOT me. oh....let me ad....!!!!!!!!!!!

[MinionZombie]

Of course, the good thing about that is, all those morons voting in Pop Idol sh*te are probably not going to be out there voting that much. For the most part voting is left to adults that have a grasp of politics ... I'm starting to think they should raise the voting age to 20 here in the UK, or 21 even. Here there's so much of this default Liberalism preached to kiddywinks who have absolutely no understanding of the minefield that is politics, they have no idea what life has in store for them so they still believe we can perhaps live in a cotton-candy world ... but it's not gonna happen kids. Either vote sensibly or don't vote at all, stick to Big Brother txting...

If only hilton's death in House of Sh*t *ahem* Wax was real and we'd been rid of that greasy skank...ug.

[LouCipherr]

That, for me, was the only redeemng part of House of Wax - watching Paris bite it. :elol:

Ahhh, if only it happened that way in real life. :D

[Trencher]

She is famous because she gives whiny people someone that its okay to hate, stop talking about her and she will go away.
Everytime anyone mentions her to me I just roll my eyes and ask them to be quiet, it really works I even forgot how she looks now.

And dmbfanintn dont you like white?

[dmbfanintn]

And dmbfanintn dont you like white?

No No don't get me wrong, I find most females stunning and beautiful no matter thier color. But the pasty, transparent white of a woman who looks like she hasn't seen the sun in 20 years sorta disgusts me!

She ain't just white, she is phucking WHITE!!!! I think maybe she should spends 5 minutes in the sun occasionally, that way we wouldn't be able to see right through her transparent azz.

for the record, I am as white as they come (but I do have a BIT of a tan!) and am married to a half Hawaiian / half Balck woman so I do tend to lean more toward the darker colored women.

But I do like white, just not transparent!

[radiokill]

No No don't get me wrong, I find most females stunning and beautiful no matter thier color. But the pasty, transparent white of a woman who looks like she hasn't seen the sun in 20 years sorta disgusts me!

She ain't just white, she is phucking WHITE!!!! I think maybe she should spends 5 minutes in the sun occasionally, that way we wouldn't be able to see right through her transparent azz.

for the record, I am as white as they come (but I do have a BIT of a tan!) and am married to a half Hawaiian / half Balck woman so I do tend to lean more toward the darker colored women.

But I do like white, just not transparent!
that naturally Victorianesque powder white look can be quite sexy if she has good skin. My girlfriend's ultrawhite (not goth) and I love it. The bad part about is that she's too lazy to do anything outdoors besides swim and we rarely swim.

[coma]

But I do like white, just not transparent!

Good, than I won't have put up with your unwanted advances:D

[dmbfanintn]

that naturally Victorianesque powder white look can be quite sexy if she has good skin. My girlfriend's ultrawhite (not goth) and I love it. The bad part about is that she's too lazy to do anything outdoors besides swim and we rarely swim.

Yeah, to each his own! As I said, I find the female body stunningly beautiful! And with Skank Hilton, I may be more repulsed at the thought of who she is rather than what she looks like.

Would I hit it? You Gawd Dammed right I would, so long as she doesn't get to speak!

I have just, all my life, been more attracted to darker skinned women than those of the lighter tones.

Sort of like I would choose Sandra Bullock over Gwyneth Paltrow. they are both white, Sandra is much more Darker complected than Gwyneth!

I tell you what I do find VERY sexy though, is when an extremely white woman goes out and gets a nice deep dark tan. When she takes off that bathing suit top or bra, the contrast between the dark tanned skin and the really white area on the boobs (the tan line areas), I think that is WAY more sexy than a woman with no tan lines, no matter how dark the tan is!

[slickwilly13]

I doubt she has been with only 2 men. That's like Brittney Spears claiming to be a virgin for all those years. No sex for a year, huh? Give me a couple of weeks alone with her and I would bet my botton dollar that would change. I would have that dumb chick believing that I am a real life cowboy. *L*

[coma]

Yeah, to each his own! As I said, I find the female body stunningly beautiful! And with Skank Hilton, I may be more repulsed at the thought of who she is rather than what she looks like.

Would I hit it? You Gawd Dammed right I would, so long as she doesn't get to speak!

I have just, all my life, been more attracted to darker skinned women than those of the lighter tones.

Sort of like I would choose Sandra Bullock over Gwyneth Paltrow. they are both white, Sandra is much more Darker complected than Gwyneth!

I tell you what I do find VERY sexy though, is when an extremely white woman goes out and gets a nice deep dark tan. When she takes off that bathing suit top or bra, the contrast between the dark tanned skin and the really white area on the boobs (the tan line areas), I think that is WAY more sexy than a woman with no tan lines, no matter how dark the tan is!


Mmmmm, Skin Cancer!:)

Gwyneth Paltrow had a nicer butt, but Sandra has a cuter face. I don't like blondes much though.
I could care less about a tan, but where I live people don't really get them much. I don't tan, I just lobsterfy. If I do get a tan, it goes away in like 2 days. I happen to like the pasty faced Brit girl type, almost translucent. Aw hell, I like any kind of girl as long as they're smart and not a stupid spoiled whore:D

Paris is the kind of strictly 3AM type girl, who you do when your hammered without a sock on and then you wake up and scrub your wang with steel wool

[MinionZombie]

Annnnnd don't forget - Elisha Cuthbert - she's a hot piece of ass worth watching.

I must admit, the look of a house of wax melting at the end was pretty cool, but the overall slag hilton vibe it was drenched in, as well as just being ****, made it so blatantly ghey.

dmb - you think slag hilton is white? lol, you should check out my paper white ass, I'm seriously very untanned. slag hilton (notice the lack of respect for her in my refusal to give her upper case characters! :elol:) is Wayne Brady by comparison to me! :lol:

Had it not been for the evolution of man, I'd still be sat in a cave hiding from the scary fire in the sky. :D I do my damnedest to avoid it now!