oh my....

[Adrenochrome]

saw this in a magazine and just had to share!
look at the guys face!!!:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/Tomar/whoa.jpg

[BTL_Juice]

But hey there's no sweeping the floor..

[Bubdotd]

Laugh my ****ing ass off.

[Adrenochrome]

this is from the same magazine! This thing is cracking me up.......hmmmmmm that's a little weird, I guess.:p

they even send you a "Blacklight urine stain detector"....oh wait, I can say "piss" now.....they even send you a "Blacklight PISS Stain Detector"
look at the bottom of the bottle; it says "For Pet OR People Accidents"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/Tomar/urine.jpg

[Exatreides]

does it work with blood?

[MinionZombie]

I'd kick my own ass if some hairdresser whacked that sh*t on me, ha! I bet that guy is just watching his dreams of being a famous actor just pissing themselves down the drain...either that or the woman's just cut part of his scalp off ... oh dear, oh dear...and wow ... just imagine what a 22 inch neck looks like! I mean, my neck is just under 16.5 inches, so damn...22, that's a phat neck! :lol:

Oh for fudge sake, that magic piss remover is freakin' classic...

*holy pissing sh*t*

Where the fudge did all these come from!!!???

:stunned: :thumbsup: :book: :gossip:

Two thumbs fresh ... heck, now I can show it :thumbsup:

Now, to lower the tone even further, with that handy black light, I wonder if there is a magic cum remover? I mean think about it, Mommy goes snooping around the house looking for Mittle Kitty's pee pee stains (or her sleep walking husband's "people accidents" *sniggers*), and comes *ahem* across her 13 year old son's "happy stains". :lol:

Oh man, can you feel that? That's the ground baby, the tone's right down on it licking it like mad! PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS :stunned:

[Adrenochrome]

O
Where the fudge did all these come from!!!???


Well, MZ.....I saved the best for last......:D
I found all these in some freaky catalog mini magazine that came in the mail for my girlfriend.
(here's the link to a website I found on the back http://harrietcarter.com/)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/Tomar/finger.jpg

[LoSTBoY]

That last one is just wrong. I had nightmares as a kid about a curled finger coathanger. I glimpsed it in some neighbours kitchen and thought he was cutting up people and turning them into furniture. :D

That guy in the first one, heheheheheh. That is one of the many looks of disgust. This one has a high amount of sneer and a touch of wtf. :lol:

[MinionZombie]

Oh man, now you can finger any orifice on your body and not have to worry about unsightly odours under your fingernails ... frickin' eww dude, frickin' ewwwwww...

A real man uses a pair of normal sized scissors, or flat out leaves tufts of hair poking out everywhere. :D :thumbsup: