SLJ as peter in dawn

[Bubdotd]

ok i have an idea replace what peter says in dawn and put what samuel jackson would say. also give ideas and what it would be like if samuel was peter lmfao

"Zombies in the mother ****ing mall"

[DjfunkmasterG]

You never point a mvther****ing gun at anyone mister... Scary isn't it Mutherfvcker.... Isn't it?


I've seen a half dozen mutherfvckers get bitten by those things... none of them bitches lasted more than 3 days.

[Maitreya]

Get it's mother****in head up!

[Bubdotd]

When theres no more room in hell... these mother ****ers will walk the earth.

[Adrenochrome]

Roger: Whad'ya think? Bag it or try for it?
Peter: You motha f*kin game?
Roger: I need lighter fluid.
Peter: sheeeeeyat, mutha f*cka.



or

Peter: She looks like a mutha f*cka! Dayum!!!.
Roger: Come on, wouldn't you be?
Peter: No man, **** that **** I mean she really looks mutha F***in ill.
Stephen: She's pregnant.
Peter: Mutha f***!!!


LOL how long befo dis here mutha f***er get closed, yo!!??

[DjfunkmasterG]

Peter crawls up the ladder and closes the vent
TOm Savini: I see you... Chocolate Man
SLJ Peter: CHocolate Man...? Oh now its your ass mutherfvcker

[bassman]

:rockbrow:

Samuel L. Jackson is a good actor outside of his ability to curse and make it "cool"......you guys do know this?....

"We're theives and we're bad guys, motha fvcker.....that's exactly what we are!"

[Adrenochrome]

Peter crawls up the ladder and closes the vent
TOm Savini: I see you... Chocolate Man
SLJ Peter: CHocolate Man...? Oh now its your ass mutherfvcker
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[MaximusIncredulous]

"I seen a dozen motherfvckers get bitten by those things. None of the bitches lasted more than three days."

[Bubdotd]

"Shoot it mother ****er, shoot it in the mother****ing head!"

"The stupid mother F'ker to miss with this will be the sucker with the bread to buy it."

[axlish]

No SLJ translation needed for this one...

"How bout it Flyboy? Lets say the lady gets killed. Will y ou be able to cut her head off?"

[Maitreya]

If any of those mother****ers see us, or hear us, they'll just follow us on up. It's no mother****in good.

[DjfunkmasterG]

No SLJ translation needed for this one...

"How bout it Flyboy? Lets say the lady gets killed. Will y ou be able to cut her head off?"

Oh yes there is.... :D


How bout it Mutherfvcker, Let's say the bitch gets killed, will you be able to cut the bitches mutherfcking head off?

[Philly_SWAT]

"You ain't just in here by yourself, mother f*cker"

"Hold it mother f*cker! Dont go into the mother f*ckin stairway! Dont do it mother f*cker, you'll lead those mother f*ckers right up there with you. Run, mother f*cker. Run this mother f*ckin way! All right, all right, all right mother f*cker!

Now hit the mother f*ckin department store..."

Roger could get in the mix too....

"What the mother f*ck was that?"
"I dont know, the mother f*ckin fuzz maybe"
"Or mother f*ckin Flyboy. Where the mother f*ck is it coming from?"
"I dont know, I cant mother f*ckin tell"

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

"Grandad was a muthafvckin' priest in Trinidad!"

:D

[darth los]

With those mother****in' bay doors open there's gonna be a thousand ****in' zombies in here , that'll take the heat off our ass. These bitches are gonna have their mother****in' hands full.:D

-Don't know not too ****in' many. We'll get these mother****ers easy. We'll get all this **** locked off and then we're going on a mother****in' hunt.

- I don't want no mother****ers to know that mother****ing stairway exists.

- Mother****ers gone. I'll stay with his ass.

- This mother****ing place is gonna be rotten. We gotta clean this **** up brotha.

- (peter where you going). This ****in' food is just for the two of you mother****ers.

-We're going out ****in' side bitch. And you ain't coming with us and you won't come with us until you learn how to mother****ing handle yourself.

- You ****in' look my size when your sittin' in a mother****ing truck.

_ We ain't doin' this for the ****ing exercise so we might as well try and get what we muther****ing can.

-Just three mother****ers huh, looks like them bitches been surviving on the road all through this ****.

[Bubdotd]

LMFAO GUYS good ones man.

i love the "Grandad was a mutha f'ken priest and trinidad."

[zombiegirl]

Say arghhhh again! Say arghhh one more G. D. time! I dare you, I double dare you mother f*****! Say arghhh one more time!
:lol: :lol:

That would have to be one charming M. Fing zombie. :D

[Bubdotd]

"It wasent one of those mutha F'Ker's that nearly blew me away..."(peter talking about stephen)

"Is that your mutha F'ken man?"(peter to fran)

"Yes roger.. we whiped them mutha f'ker's good"(when roger was on his death bed)

[Philly_SWAT]

Say arghhhh again! Say arghhh one more G. D. time! I dare you, I double dare you mother f*****! Say arghhh one more time!
:lol: :lol:

That would have to be one charming M. Fing zombie. :D
That is funny as mother f*ckin sh*t!

[DEAD BEAT]

here's one:
slj:i mean the bitch really looks sick, physically!
steven:she's pregnant.
slj:sheeeeet it aint mine mother****a i had the jimmy extra tight!:D
rodger:how far along?
steven:3 and a half 4 months!
slj:told ya'll mother****as!:eek:

[MikePizzoff]

"Alright, trooper, you better screw your god damn mutha ****in head on!"

How come you guys haven't used "god damn"? He uses that almost as much as "mother ****er".

[DjfunkmasterG]

Fran has just freaked out from being attacked by the Krishna zombie peter goes to confort her...

"BITCH BE COOL... FLYBOY TELL THAT FVCKING BITCH TO CHILL"