Post Your Favorite Movie Quote Thread!

[DjfunkmasterG]

The title says it all, and this way we aren't clogging up the shout box.


Rules:

1. Must contain " marks
2. You must provide the character and film (year of film is optional)

[LouCipherr]

I thought the purpose of the shout box was to... umm.. shout out anything? :p

Fine, you wanna play in this thread, let's go. :lol:


TDR Quotes:

Prostitute: "What are you lookin 'at?"
Otis: "I'm lookin' at you, mama"
Prostitute: "you like what you see?"
Otis: "well, I keep my standards pretty low so i'm never disappointed"


Otis: "First of all, I don't remember saying anything...and second, consider me Willy f*ckin' Wanka - this is MY chocolate factory!"

Otis: "there is no f*ckin' ice cream in your f*ckin' future!"

Awww, screw this, I should just post the script to the whole damn movie. :lol:

more later...

[bassman]

hmmm....this is a tough one. There are WAY more than just one, in my case.

I guess I'll start with one from my favorite flick....

"I make it a rule to never get involved with possessed people........actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule" - Dr. Peter Venkman played by Bill Murray in "Ghostbusters"(1984)

[MikePizzoff]

The Sandlot (1993)

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE-GREAT-BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

[p2501]

2 from the same film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/


"Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? "

and

"Mitch: Oh, ****! Ah, that hurt like ****!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

[DjfunkmasterG]

2 from the same film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/


"Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? "

and

"Mitch: Oh, ****! Ah, that hurt like ****!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

GREAT LONG KISS GOODNIGHT QUOTES! Rep for you! :D

[Fulcifan91]

"I wonder who the real cannibals are. "

-Prof. Harold Monroe,
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

[p2501]

GREAT LONG KISS GOODNIGHT QUOTES! Rep for you! :D

heh heh, thanks!:p

[DjfunkmasterG]

Dead Collector - "Bring out your dead."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)

[bassman]

(singing while being crucified)"Always look on the bright side of life(whistles)" - Lead Crucifee Singer in "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

[DjfunkmasterG]

(singing while being crucified)"Always look on the bright side of life(whistles)" - Lead Crucifee Singer in "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

That funny

[zombie04]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang(2005)
Perry:"You look up 'idiot' in the dictionary, do you know what you're going to find?"
Harry:"Um...a picture of me?"
Perry:"No, the definition of idiot which you f*cking are!"

[MinionZombie]

This is one I usually post for such an event:

McDermott, Day of the Dead:

"I'll have to lay of the f*cking booze Steel, cos there won't f*cking be any of it f*cking left!"

:lol: I just looooove swearing...it's so big and clever. :p

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Alice have you, or any member of your family been diagnosed Scizophrenic, mentally incompetent..."

" I had an Uncle who thought he was St. Jerome."

"I'd Call that a big yes"

[LouCipherr]

From "American Psycho"

Patrick Bateman: "Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people... maybe five or ten. A NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun... and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an axe, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even... well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So... if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open."

[DjfunkmasterG]

From "American Psycho"

Patrick Bateman: "Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people... maybe five or ten. A NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun... and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an axe, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even... well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So... if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open."



I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like.

[zombie04]

I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like.

I couldn't agree more. I saw American Psycho long before Bale was announced for Batman, but once he was I became very excited about it. Then with Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and Liam Neeson following, I knew it would be a treat. And I really do think what made Bale so great was the fact that he could play both Batman and Bruce Wayne, which I think his predecessors had a hard time doing, either they were one or the other.

[Tullaryx]

Here's a couple classic faves.

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They Live

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town. - Army of Darkness

[LouCipherr]

I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like.

I'll tell ya, just about everyone I know personally that has seen this movie loathes it aside from you Dj, but I absolutely love this movie. Bale is an awesome actor.



Patrick Bateman: "I have to return some videotapes"


and how about some fear & loathing quotes?

"No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

and my personal favorite

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

[zombie04]

Here's a couple classic faves.

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They Live

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town. - Army of Darkness

How did I forget They Live and Army of Darkness? I feel like an idiot now. I kind of feel like watching They Live now, so I'm going to go do that.

[Adrenochrome]

Peter Finch as Howard Beale from Network - 1976

Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
[shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,

'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[Mike70]

sean: "how's that for a slice of fried gold?"
ed: "yeah boy!"
sean of the dead

morden: "what do you want vir?"
vir: "i want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. i would stare into your lifeless eyes and wave like this (waves). can your associates arrange that for me mister morden?"

babylon 5. not a movie but still a priceless quote. this is off the top of my head so you B5 freaks out there (p2501, neil) excuse me if a word or two is off by a bit.

marcellus: "step aside butch."
pulp fiction

sarah: this operation was very rushed, it was put together in a matter of days."
rhodes: "yeah, well it can all be taken apart in a matter of minutes lady. and i'm here to tell ya that i'm ready to do that little thing. i'm ready to take the next train outta here."

sarah: "have you lost your mind?"
rhodes: "no ma'am. have you? i just told i was willing to kill you if you didn't get back in your chair. you didn't get back in your chair."

do i really have to tell you where these two are from?

ash: "hail to the king baby"
army of darkness

[DjfunkmasterG]

"One toke you poor fool. Wait until you see those goddamn bats."
F&LILV (1998)

[Tullaryx]

Here's some more of The Man in Army of Darkness...

Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

[LouCipherr]

everyone in the movie to shaun: "You've got red on you"


Ed: "I'd like to be shot now"

both from SOTD

I should've posted the funky pete bit, but didn't feel like typing it out. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

everyone in the movie to shaun: "You've got red on you"


Ed: "I'd like to be shot now"

both from SOTD

I should've posted the funky pete bit, but didn't feel like typing it out. :lol:

Shaun; Don't scartch, whoa that was the second album I ever bought.
Peter: It's four in the funking morning
Shaun: it's saturday
Peter: No it's not, its funking sunday, and I have to go to work in four funking hours because everyother funker in my funking department is funking ill. Now can you see why i am so funking angry
Ed: Funk yeah

[zombie04]

South Park-Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Chef:"Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclomation?"
General:"I don't listen to hip-hop."

The Naked Gun-From the Files of Police Squad
Mayor:"Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy."
Frank:"Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy."
Mayor:"That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"

[HLS]

Samuel jackson from snakes on the plane "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!"

[hseiken]

"...this isn't happening, it only thinks it's happening..." - Flynn, Tron (1982)
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"...I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to THIS F*CKING COUCH!!!" - The Thing (1982) (not sure of the wording of the quote, but everyone knows what I'm talking about)
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"I'm a zit!" - c'mon, do I have to cite this one?

[Chakobsa]

" There's no glowing fingers on these bastards" Derek in Bad Taste.
" OhJesusChrist..etc" Sgt. Howie in The Wicker Man.
" I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too." WWOTW, Wizard of Oz.
" Your mother sucks c***s in Hell" Reagan in The Exorcist.
"Broad sword calling Danny boy.." Where Eagles Dare.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Good list Chakobsa.


Some really great quotes and films. :D

[Maitreya]

Samuel jackson from snakes on the plane "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!"

I was searching this entire thread hoping nobody had posted this one...

"****ing bitch, get off my dick!" -Guy who got bit on the dick in Snakes on a Plane

[Mike70]

Peter Finch as Howard Beale from Network - 1976

Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
[shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,

'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

network is one of the funniest movies ever. kudos for this one. and you can blow the seminal infrastructure out your ass as well:D

anyone up for the ho chi minh hour?

[DjfunkmasterG]

I was searching this entire thread hoping nobody had posted this one...

"****ing bitch, get off my dick!" -Guy who got bit on the dick in Snakes on a Plane

When I watched SOAP, and that scene happened I laughed my ass off. I thought that was hilarious. One of the best moments in the movie. I don't care if it flopped. it was an entertaining popcorn action flick.

[LouCipherr]

Gonzo: "Did you just see what god just did to us?"

Duke: "God didn't do that, you did it! You're a f*cking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine you pig!

_______


Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation... Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Adrenochrome]

Both from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Raoul Duke: "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"



Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

[Chakobsa]

Both from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Raoul Duke: "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"



Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

Thanks a lot man, just about choked on my breakfast when I read that last one.:lol:

[MinionZombie]

How can people loathe American Psycho?! It's a friggin' excellent movie, Bale is absolutely unhinged in it, the 80's power excess is a great backdrop for one man's corporate madness, and again - Bale is just the friggin' man in the flick. Two thumbs fresh for American Psycho - :thumbsup:

(Shame about American Psycho 2 ... *ug* ... it sullies the good name)

[LouCipherr]

I have no idea, MZ, but a lot of the people I know think I'm NUTS for liking that movie. I personally think it's absolutely fantastic and Bale just hammers out those acting chops like a friggin' pro. American Psycho, gooooooood!


Bateman: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"


Bateman: "Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I really didn't understand any of their work. It was too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. "

(puts aside the CD and takes out another one)

"I think 'Invisible Touch' is the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility, at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion." In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problem of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phill Collins solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way, especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and "Against All Odds." But I also think that Phill Collins works better within the confines of the group than as a solo artist-and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio," a great, great song, a personal favorite..."

:lol:

his obsession with 80's music is one of the most comical things about the movie. I will never think of Huey Lewis the same ever again. :D

[bassman]

"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - Long Haired Man in "Waking Life"

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*cking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden in "Fight Club"

[LouCipherr]

Clerks:



Dante: Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks!

Customer: In a row?



Dante: Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.

:lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Clerks:



Dante: Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks!

Customer: In a row?



Dante: Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.

:lol:

LMAO


I my favorite from Kevin Smith's Dogma

Loki: "Who's House? Runs house. I said whose house... Run's house... Say what... Martin... Martin."

[MinionZombie]

Oh my, the two Clerks films are just utterly quote worthy to biblical proportions ... ya little porch monkey! :D

And in case you didn't know, "you never go ass-to-mouth!" :moon: :kiss:

[EvilNed]

Here's a bunch, some of them from TV-series, some from movies.

"Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!" - Chanting crowd, Rollerball

"See what happens Larry? You see what happens Larry, when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!?" - Walter, The Big Lebowski

"Damn! We're in a tight spot." - Ulysses, Oh Brother

"This is not the end. You haven't read it yet." - Sutter Cane, In the Mouth of Madness

"We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families." - Colqhoun, Ravenous

"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" - Spanish Inquisitor, Monty Python and the Flying Circus

[LouCipherr]

"There was only ONE 'return' and it was of the JEDI!"

Do I even need to say where that came from? :p

[Khardis]

"This town is like a great big pus*y, just waiting to get fu*ked".

Tony Montana, Scarface.

[bassman]

"This town is like a great big pus*y, just waiting to get fu*ked".

Tony Montana, Scarface.


You ever seen the edited-for-tv version?

"This town is like a giant Chicken, just waiting to get plucked":lol:

[Adrenochrome]

the year is 1932. The movie is obvious.
I have loved this movie for as long as I can remember.....

Jane Parker: Thank you for protecting me.
Tarzan: Me?
Jane Parker: I said, thank you for protecting me.
Tarzan: [points at Jane] Me?
Jane Parker: No. I'm only "Me" for me.
Tarzan: [points at Jane] Me.
Jane Parker: No. To you, I'm "You."
Tarzan: [points at himself] You.
Jane Parker: No...
[Thinks for a second]
Jane Parker: I'm Jane Parker. Understand? Jane, Jane.
Tarzan: [points at Jane] Jane, Jane.
Jane Parker: Yes, Jane. And you?
[Tarzan stares]
Jane Parker: [points at herself] Jane.
Tarzan: Jane.
Jane Parker: [points at Tarzan] And you?
Tarzan: Tarzan. Tarzan.
Jane Parker: Tarzan...

[Khardis]

You ever seen the edited-for-tv version?

"This town is like a giant Chicken, just waiting to get plucked":lol:

HAHA! Yeah I saw that, that made me laugh to remember it. Rep for you!:lol:

[MinionZombie]

"There is only one return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi" ... gol I'm such a pedantic wanker ain't I?

The movie is only just making it's way over here, but I've seen it 3 times already, cock-rock-on! :thumbsup: Just ordered "Tales From The Clerks", which is two new graphic novels plus Chasing Dogma and a couple of Jay & Bob adventures, should provide some good reading ... oh, and the original Clerks comic series. 336 pages of filthy-minded funnage! :)

[MaximusIncredulous]

"For us to live any other way was nuts. To us those people who worked sheety jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work everyday, worried about their bills, were dead. They were suckers, they had no balls."

Henry Hill, Goodfellas.

[Wooley]

From Babylon 5:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105946/quote

A whole page full of good ones.