What do you think would be the best advantages to being a zombie,if you were one?

[KL70]

Since they walk and move fairly slowly, what do you think are and would be
the best or coolest (serious and / or humorous) advantages to being a zombie (if you were one) ?

If this has been previously discussed here or elsewhere, please give any links.

[Debbieangel]

lol My first thought is not worrying about my hair or what am I going to wear today? lol
Don't have to wait in lines at grocery store ya just have to fight everyone for a piece of meat once in awhile and you dont have to cook it..now that is a plus!! Dad out hunting for a meal would consist of everyone in the family jumping some poor guy in a alley for a bite..a take out lunch so to speak!
Ya dont have to wait for Dj's next new zombie movie to come out cause you are one! *wink Dj*!
Thats all I can think of right now but I will return lol
I like this thread!

[Cody]

my sideburns are getting long

[HLS]

lol My first thought is not worrying about my hair or what am I going to wear today? lol
Don't have to wait in lines at grocery store ya just have to fight everyone for a piece of meat once in awhile and you dont have to cook it..now that is a plus!! Dad out hunting for a meal would consist of everyone in the family jumping some poor guy in a alley for a bite..a take out lunch so to speak!
Ya dont have to wait for Dj's next new zombie movie to come out cause you are one! *wink Dj*!
Thats all I can think of right now but I will return lol
I like this thread!

lol funny. another good thing i you get to bite people and get away with it. lol
no more trips to the stylest
all your worries are gone except for the fact your dead.