Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[DeadJonas190]

With the rebirth of the forums, I believe we should revive this most beloved thread. Yes it is immature, yes it is obscene, but man is it fun. For those of you who remember it, you know what to do. For those of you new to this, you take a line from a Dead movie and replace a word with "balls." An example would be "When there's no more room in hell, the balls will walk the Earth"

So I will start it:

"Your not just playing with your balls, your playing with mine!"

[MinionZombie]

"I'll have to lay of the f*cking balls Steel, cos there won't f*cking be any of it f*cking left!" - Day of the Balls.

[Adrenochrome]

All right, Vince, hit him in the balls, right between the balls. (Sheriff McClelland from Night of the Living Balls)
:dead:

[Mike]

"Yeah there Balls, there all messed up" - NOTLD

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Balls! The Balls!

I Hit The F*cking Balls!

[Philly_SWAT]

"You got any balls?"
"No, sorry."

[DjfunkmasterG]

When the BALLS walk senores, you must stop the killing or lose the war.

We got this man... we got this by the BALLS!

[jdog]

"you've given us nothing but a mouthfull of greek balls" (day of the dead)

[Ski]

"we going? Or bag it?

"I need Balls"

[jdog]

I have'nt eaten! Is there balls? (doc logan- day of the dead)

[Dawg]

"Balls, man... they freak me out!"

-LOTD

:dead: Dawg :skull:

[DjfunkmasterG]

When there is no more room in hell. The Balls will walk the earth.

[erisi236]

"I'm running this monkeyfarm now Frankenstein, and I wanna know what the **** you're doing with my balls!?"

:D

[bassman]

Haha....oh man. There's nothing like having the mentality of a four year old:)

[DeadJonas190]

Haha....oh man. There's nothing like having the mentality of a four year old:)


Thats why this thread is/was so fun :D

[jdog]

we'r talking about a man's balls here, you son of a bitch! (sara "day of the dead" )

[DjfunkmasterG]

We're being punsihed by the creator. He has visited a curse on us, so we might get a look at... what balls is like.

[idsaluteyoubub]

We're being punsihed by the creator. He has visited a curse on us, so we might get a look at... what balls is like.

Hahaha this is my favorite one thus far.

Go ahead, say "Balls, Aunt Alicia!"-Doc Logan
-"Baaallllsss Aunt alleesha!"-Bub

Balls're coming to get you, Barbara!

[DjfunkmasterG]

There's balls all over the cars outside - Spider - Rotld

Hey Riley, haven't I told you not to bang chicks with balls Worse than yours!

[idsaluteyoubub]

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls, Captain.-Doc Logan

What's he trying to prove? I once saw one of those things sitting behind the wheel of a car in D.C. trying to drive down Independence Avenue. It didn't make me want to be its balls. -Fisher

[bluball]

The Legendary Filmmaker Brings You His Ultimate Balls
The dead shall inherit the balls
The darkest day of balls the world has ever known
In 1968, George Romero brought us "Night of the Living Balls." It became the classic horror film of its time. Now, George Romero brings us the most intensely shocking balls experience for all time
They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN BALLS!...
:clown:


And GAR has kept balls in all of his films
Revenge has no balls.
Meet the new balls of terror.

Serious writer or serial killer? George is of two balls.
There are very good reasons to be afraid of the balls

The most balls you'll ever have being scared!
Five jolting tales of balls!

The Games...The Romance...The Spirit...Camelot is a state of balls.

[AssassinFromHell]

Lay off the ****ing balls, old man! -Steele

[bluball]

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "balls" loses much of its meaning.
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Charlie: Nice balls.
Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.
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Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.
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Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
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'High Noon' Soldier: Stench, high balls.
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Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some balls in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
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Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
Charlie: Catches the light.
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Board Member: Hey, what's in those balls?
Kaufman: Oh, look, over there!
[pulls him down and shoots him]

[jdog]

"alot of the balls i've been using have been rotting down here since the second world war" (day of the dead)

[Philly_SWAT]

"How 'bout you? Where you headin'?"
"Balls Up."

[DjfunkmasterG]

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "balls" loses much of its meaning.
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Charlie: Nice balls.
Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.
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Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.
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Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
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'High Noon' Soldier: Stench, high balls.
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Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some balls in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
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Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
Charlie: Catches the light.
__________________________________________________ ____________
Board Member: Hey, what's in those balls?
Kaufman: Oh, look, over there!
[pulls him down and shoots him]



This has to be the single best reply in this thread. :D

[bluball]

Newscaster: All law enforcement agencies and the military have been organized to search out and destroy the marauding balls. The Survival Command Center at the Pentagon has disclosed that balls can be killed by a shot in the head, or a heavy blow to the skull. Officials are quoted as explaining that since the brain of balls has been activated by the radiation, the plan is kill the brain, and you kill the balls.
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Field Reporter: Chief, if I were surrounded by eight or ten of these balls, would I stand a chance with them?
Sheriff McClelland: Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy.
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Newscaster: A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied balls have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.
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[to Harry Cooper after having been locked outside]
Ben: I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those balls!
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Ben: I realized that I was alone, with fifty or sixty of those balls just... standing there, staring at me! I started to drive, I - I just plowed right through them! They didn't move! They didn't run, or... they just stood there, staring at me! I just wanted to crush them! And they scattered through the air, like bugs.
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Barbara: Johnny has the balls...
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Harry Cooper: That's my point! There's not going to be five, or even ten! There's going to be twenty, thirty, maybe a hundred of those balls, and as soon as they find out we're here, this place'll be crawling with them!
Ben: Well, if there's that much, they'll probably get us wherever we are.
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Sheriff McClelland: All right, Vince, hit him in the head, right between the balls.
:clown:

[erisi236]

"you better screw your balls on straight trooper."

:rolleyes:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Hey Riley, looks like gods left the balls off the hook - Cholo

[erisi236]

"You find anything?"
"Balls."
"Balls? How far up the coast you go?"

:rockbrow:

[Adrenochrome]

I got balls, yeah, yeah, I got balls. Let's get in that old whirly-bird, find us an island some place, get juiced up and spend what time we got left soakin' up some balls! How's that?

__________________________________________________ _____________________________

Torrez: Hey, find anything?
John: Yeah, a bunch of balls for sale at close-out prices man!

__________________________________________________ ______________________________

Rhodes: I don't want them to do anything but drop balls!
Dr. Logan: Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.

[bassman]

Rhodes: I don't want them to do anything but drop balls!
Dr. Logan: Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.

LOL!....thats the best so far...

[DjfunkmasterG]

"The president today... sent to congress, a packet of Balls" - radio Dj DAWN 78

[jdog]

the dead bodies must be exterminated, either by destroying the "balls" or severing the "balls" from the rest of the body.
dawn of the dead

common lets get on with it! this is a waste of my "balls".
(wooley-dawn of the dead)

wooley's gone ape "balls" man!
(DAWN OF THE DEAD)

you are stronger then "balls", but soon i think "balls" be stronger then you.
(dawn of the dead)

those "balls " are probably enjoying the whole thing.
(dawn of the dead)

keys to the kingdom.(roger) grab the balls! (peter)
(dawn of the dead)

alright trooper you better screw your head on! your not just playing with your "balls" your playing with mine. now you strait?
(peter-dawn of the dead)

i'm showing you a way we can increase the "ball' supply by 20 times.
the "ball" supply for who?
(dawn of the dead)

i see you! chocolet "balls"!
(blade-dawn of the dead)

the normal question, the first question is always. are these "balls" , no they are not "balls". "balls" in the true sence of the word implies an inter-species activity.
(dawn of the dead)

[Mr_Shadow]

i see you! chocolet "balls"!
(blade-dawn of the dead)


LoL thats my favorite so far

[Adrenochrome]

Dr. Logan: Is there food?
Rhodes: (screaming his ass off) I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the f*ck your doing with my balls!!!?

[DjfunkmasterG]

Only 3 huh?

Holy ****!

They'll get in, they'll move the balls!




After Jesse stabs a zombie in the mouth with a screw driver... and it falls over the ledge in ROTLD 2

Thats why your dead asswipe, no brains and a big ball!

[idsaluteyoubub]

Barbara: Dont you understand?! My balls is alone!
Ben: Your balls is dead.
Barbara: NO! My balls is NOT dead!

[Adrenochrome]

Barbara: Dont you understand?! My balls is alone!
Ben: Your balls is dead.
Barbara: NO! My balls is NOT dead!
Damn you! I just spewed tea all over my keyboard!!! HILARIOUS!

[jdog]

can i get any of you "balls" a drink? (ed-shaun of the dead)

i know "balls" are important shaun, but you really do actually have to set some quality time to your self. (david- shaun of the dead)

(shaun)- i love my "balls"! (ed)- i love his "balls "to!

(pete)- its not like he brings any real money into the house! (shaun)- he bings a bit. (pete)- what dealing "balls"! (shaun)- so he sells a bit of "balls" every now and again. you sold "balls" before! (pete)- ya once at collage, to you. :D

[MinionZombie]

Ed: "Why have we gotta go round Liz's."
Shaun: "Because we do."
Ed: "Because why?"
Shaun: "Because I love her balls!"

I know, technically I added a word...but I couldn't resist.

Shaun: "You want anything from the shop?"
Ed: *stirring* "balls..."

Shaun: "It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many balls."
Ed: "Can I get, any of you c*nts, a drink?"

Ed: "Any balls out there?"
Shaun: "Don't say that!"
Ed: "What?"
Shaun: "That!"
Ed: "What?"
Shaun: "The 'B' word, don't say it."
Ed: "Why not?"
Shaun: "Because it's ridiculous."
Ed: "Well, are there any?"

Ed: "Who died and made you f*cking king of the balls?"

Shaun: "Oh for God's sake, he's got a ball off!"

Diane: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a ball."

:D

[DjfunkmasterG]

It's 4 in the Balling morning
It's saturday
no, it's not, it's balling sunday, and I gotta go to work in 4 balling hours cause every other baller in my balling department is balling ill. Now can you see why I am so balling angry?
BALL YEAH! :D

[Adrenochrome]

You've got balls on you. - sotd

[DjfunkmasterG]

You've got balls on you. - sotd



LMMFAO...

Brillant, phucking brillant! :evil:

[Adrenochrome]

Shut the F*CK up, four balls! - sotd


(man, I have been ROLLING over these responses!)


Ben, from Night - "Balls, We've got to find some balls."


"Balls, man... they freak me out!"

-LOTD

:dead: Dawg :skull:

YES!!!!!

I love that one!!!!


Hey Riley, looks like gods left the balls off the hook - Cholo
OMG!!!!!!! whew!!!! I'm dyin' here!

[Andy]

Logan - You can kill my balls captain, but what about the millions more waiting outside for you? do you really think you can blow the **** out of them? all of them?

:D

[Adrenochrome]

ATTENTION: My bladder has unleashed it's fury!!!!

Minion, you owe me a new keyboard!!!

[Cartma7546]

"...by destroying the balls, or severing them from the rest of the body"
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"George A Romero takes us out of the night, beyond the dawn, and shows us the darkest balls the world has ever known."
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[MoonSylver]

"Are they cannibals? No. Not in the truest sense of the word. They feast only on warm human balls."

"What happens when they run out of balls?"
"But they won't run out of balls young lady, that's the problem. They won't run out of balls until we're all dead."
---Dr. Millard Rauch, OEP

[jdog]

'balls" first. "balls" and ammunition!
dawn of the dead

i amputated the infected "balls". i think i got it in time!
day of the dead

we're geting to make this a habit you know. pointing "balls" at each other.
day of the dead

tomorrow morning we're going inside that corall and we ain't comeing out till all those rotten piles of "balls" have been wasted!
day of the dead

tomorrow you can play with these "balls" again. and now its time for your "balls". i've brought you something good! (doc logan talking to bub)
day of the dead

tores,get his "balls " (steel)
take all there "balls"! all there f#$king "balls"! take all there "balls"! all there "balls"!
those are my "balls in there! my "balls"! those are my "balls in there! (capt rhodes)

[Wooley]

Motherf'ker please. My balls is custom.

You motherfkers is crazy! He's got balls!

GTA motherfker, 20 balls!

I got the balls.

We're expendable balls, Nicoli, and we've just been expended.

It's reached the balls.

My names is Alice, and I remember balls.

From RE 1:

You're all going to balls down here.

Bitch ain't balls now.

From SOTD:

He chased me around the garden with a bit of balls.

Batman soundtrack?
Ball it.

There's a ball in the garden.

Oui! BALLS!

[panic]

Rhodes: I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the **** your doing with my BALLS!? :D

~panic

Edit: Damn, props to Adenochrome, he beat me too it. Oh well, its still too good to take down.

[MinionZombie]

Dead & Breakfast Balls (aka let's make this crap flick better):

Mullet Man: "That frog, he wasn't liked much around here, covering up the thrue nature of balls with his special sauces and whatnot."

Johnny: "Welcome to our balls, Davy."

Johnny: "A little late for balls, don't you think?"

The Sheriff: "Well! Ain't you about as handy as a pocket on a ball."

Melody: "Are you... you?"
Sara: "I'm not sure. But I'm sure as **** not one of balls."



Zombi 2 (aka Zombie Flesh Eaters)

Dr. Menard: "The balls can leave now. Tell the balls."



Yawn04 - with added bollocks:

Michael: "So what's the plan?"
CJ: "The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of BALLS!"

Michael: "Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some balls over there."
Steve: "Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw balls and the loser runs across the lot with a balls sandwich."

Televangelist: "How do you think your balls will judge you?"

Bart: "Look, he's a "twitcher"."
[CJ and Terry watch the twitching zombiefied security guard]
Bart: "TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the balls."
Terry: "TV said a lot of things that aren't true."
CJ: "F*ck the f*cker. I told him not go to downstairs."
[CJ shoots the zombiefied security guard in head]

CJ: "America always sorts it's balls out."

Yep, my work here is done :cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Michael: "Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some balls over there."


Televangelist: "How do you think your balls will judge you?"

Bart: "Look, he's a "twitcher"."
[CJ and Terry watch the twitching zombiefied security guard]
Bart: "TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the balls."


Now that is some funny sh*t

[jdog]

Its not the end of the "balls". (ed- shaun of the dead)

Bash them in the "balls"! that seems to work. (shaun- shaun of the dead)

I've just been informed, there going off the "balls". (reporter at the begining of dawn 04)

say "Balls"! (ken) "balls"! (anna) dawn 04

"balls" role down hill! (bart to terry -dawn 04)

(terry) i want a soy milk latae with "balls"! (bart) fagot! dawn 04

that guys "balls" look prety bad over there. you should cheak it out! (terry to anna) dawn 04

top ten ingredience to a successful relationship. alright i'm going to skip to the top three. number three , he listens to me. number two, he tells me he loves me. and number one, its "balls". number one is "balls". (c.j talking to bart) dawn 04

i guess the first time i knew i was gay, i was thirteen. this guy "tod", he was building a deck in our backyard. i remember he had the most astonishing blue "balls". (gay old guy talking to C.J and bart) dawn 04
:D

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

This might be the single best Romero Dead flick thread I've ever had the pleasure of reading through...:lol:

My contribution:

"My balls! I left my ****ing balls in the truck!"
--Roger, Dawn

[jdog]

This might be the single best Romero Dead flick thread I've ever had the pleasure of reading through...:lol:

My contribution:

"My balls! I left my ****ing balls in the truck!"
--Roger, Dawn
good one i cant belive i never thought of it !
congrats to you.

[axlish]

They Must Be Destroyed On Balls!

[Adrenochrome]

This might be the single best Romero Dead flick thread I've ever had the pleasure of reading through...:lol:

My contribution:

"My balls! I left my ****ing balls in the truck!"
--Roger, Dawn

LOL good one!


EDIT:
http://static.flickr.com/35/115604076_a52d619aca.jpg

[jdog]

LOL good one!


EDIT:
http://static.flickr.com/35/115604076_a52d619aca.jpg
sweet pic. i love it!

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

That pic's awesome! :lol:

Here's another one:

"We should drops balls on all the big cities"--Dr. Milliard Rausch, Scientist, Dawn of the Dead

[LouCipherr]

If I missed it, my bad.. but I can't beleive no one picked up this one yet:


"Balls man, they creep me out"

:D :p

[Adrenochrome]

If I missed it, my bad.. but I can't beleive no one picked up this one yet:


"Balls man, they creep me out"

:D :p

you forgot to pick your nose:D

[LouCipherr]

:D


Another SOTD:

Shaun: "As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is balls.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I see you got in on the game Lou! :elol:

[MoonSylver]

"We don't have food, we don't have water, we don't even have a radio! And Stephen you need to get some balls."
---Fran

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

"...they just flew...through the air...like balls." --Ben, Night

[Adrenochrome]

Perhaps you could bring the balls you forgot to bring Barbara on Mothers Day. - Phillip from SOTD

:D

[idsaluteyoubub]

you forgot to pick your nose:D

Or pick your balls:D

[axlish]

Johnny, NOTLD68

"You know, I don't even remember what the balls looks like"

[Apocryphism]

"Maybe he figure... we were getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his balls out."

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

"Maybe he figure... we were getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his balls out."

Bwahahahaha! :lol:

Um...

"Rabid balls." - Bert
Return of the Living Dead
:eek:

[idsaluteyoubub]

Johnny, NOTLD68

"You know, I don't even remember what the balls looks like"

Hahahaha...thats horrible considering what the true word there should be:D

[scoracrasia]

"Masks for the balls, Masks for the balls". 'Dawn of the balls'

[Ryan]

From Dawn (sorry if I repeat any)


Mr. Berman - People arent willing to accept your balls, doctor, and I for one don't blame them

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Shoot it man, shoot it in the balls

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Martinez - Jesus Christ, theres a thousand balls

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Peter - Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man



Day of the Dead


We've just gotta pound some balls into their heads.

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we dont get a lot of balls out here and we like it that way

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plenty to do so long as there's you and me and maybe some other balls

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cant we just get along

you need balls the way i see it lady

[Apocryphism]

"I saw one of those things take thirty hits and keep on coming. The damn thing had to be dead, but it kept on coming... until it took a hit in the balls. That brought it down. The only way to stop 'em... you gotta... get 'em in the balls."

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

"...you can be balls down there--I'm balls up here." --Ben to Harry Cooper, Night of the Living Balls

[Tullaryx]

"Story goes, these great big balls come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys." --- Dead Alive aka Braindead

[LouCipherr]

From SOTD:

Ed: See? You don't need Balls to have a good time.

Shaun: Oh, don't, man.

Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more balls in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with balls. But what I will say is this....It's not the end of the world.


_______

Shaun: All right, I've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped, so has anyone got balls?

_______

Liz: Can we PLEASE just CALM the BALLS DOWN!

:D

[Tullaryx]

Another classic from Dead Alive

"I balls arse for the Lord!"

[Track1033]

you want me to slaute that walking pile of BALLS...Salute my Balls

[Adrenochrome]

you want me to slaute that walking pile of BALLS...Salute my Balls
LOL - hilarious!

[Tullaryx]

"See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BALLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!" --- Return of the Living Dead

[erisi236]

From NotLD

"They overturned my balls!"
"Hell, any good five or so men could do that."

:rockbrow:

[Tullaryx]

From NotLD

"They overturned my balls!"
"Hell, any good five or so men could do that."

:rockbrow:

:lol:

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and balls! The people it balls get up and balls!" - Dawn of the Dead

[Zombieapocalypse]

"Cmon you BALL-bag piles of Sh**, heres a nice one hangin" -STEELE

[Adrenochrome]

:lol:

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and balls! The people it balls get up and balls!" - Dawn of the Dead

Damn! Another keyboard with tea spewed all over it!

[Tullaryx]

"Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man!" --- Dawn of the Dead

[glazedoverdead]

"Why do you eat people?" -Ernie

"Not people...BALLS!" -Half-zombie woman

-----Return of the Living Balls-----
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"I can smell your balls Tina! They smell so good and...and...spicy!" - Freddie

-----Return of the Living Balls-----


Another classic from Dead Alive

"I balls arse for the Lord!"

It should've been...
"I kick BALLS for the Lord!":elol:

"Sort your ****ing balls out mate!" - Pete...(Shaun of the Dead)

"You can't go in the basement, man! - Spider
"What?! Why the hell not?!" - Bert
"Because, there's one of those balls down there!" -Tina
"Yeah, and its all black and slimy!" -Spider -----(ROTLBalls)

"Watch your balls boy, if you like this job!" -Frank
"Like this job?!" -Freddie ----(ROTLB)

"It's not rabid balls in the bag Ernie..." - Bert --- (ROTLB)

[idsaluteyoubub]

"Hey Too Big Too Slow Balls!" Roger-Dawn.

[erisi236]

from RotLD

"Im gunna knock his damn balls off!"

[glazedoverdead]

"Balls...primary ingredient in any relationship." - CJ ---(Dawn of the Balls 2004)

(Scene after Ana crashes her car and the cop puts the shotgun on her.)
"Say something." - Kenneth
"Balls." - Ana ---(DOTBalls 2004)

[Tullaryx]

"Balls, balls, balls comes sweeping down, filthy balls the leering clown, balls on wings, balls by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, balls that spawns as life succumbs, while balls and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen." --- Dellamorte Dellamore

[Mr_Shadow]

Sotd: "get F*cked Four Balls!"

[Tullaryx]

"We take Pete's balls, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab balls, go to Liz's, pick her up, balls her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow balls." --- Shaun in Shaun of the Dead

[MoonSylver]

"Y'know, I'd desperately try to reach anyone just in the hopes of gettin' away from your nasty balls Steele!"
---McDermont

[Tullaryx]

"Mr. Balls, if those balls are left open, it could mean the balls of humanity. We've got to get them shut again. At midnight on Monday, we go into All Balls' Day. The night of the balls begin. If the portholes of hell aren't shut before, no dead balls will ever rest in peace. The balls will rise up all over the world and take over the Earth! You must get to Dunwich, Mr. Balls. You must reclose those balls!" --- City of the Living Dead

[MoonSylver]

"We went to the cemetery to put some balls on my fathers grave, Johnny and me...."
-Barbra NOTLD

[Adrenochrome]

"We went to the cemetery to put some balls on my fathers grave, Johnny and me...."
-Barbra NOTLD
Man, they just keep getting better!

[glazedoverdead]

(Frank showing Freddie how to identify and pack the skeletons.)
"Now, PB stands for...perfect..." - Frank
"Perfect balls?" - Freddie
"Balls, that's right! You're learning kid!" - Frank
"Now all these balls come from India." - Fank
"Really? - Freddie
"Yeah, you know what? I think they got some kind of Balls farm over there or something." - Frank

[erisi236]

DotD

"We must not be lulled into thinking these are our family members or our balls, they are not."

RotLD

"Balls! You gotta hit him in the balls!"
"I did hit him in the balls!"

[Adrenochrome]

I can't believe NOBODY posted this one!!! (and the screen cap has NOT been tampered with)

http://static.flickr.com/36/117222327_d44608eeb2.jpg

[Mr_Shadow]

"Mom, How much do you love Phillip?"

"Two BALLS is it?"

"I haven't had BALLS in my tea since 1982"

[Adrenochrome]

"Mom, How much do you love Phillip?"

"Two BALLS is it?"

"I haven't had BALLS in my tea since 1982"
OMG!!!! perfect!

[idsaluteyoubub]

Francine: Balls!
Roger: You bring a can opener?
Francine Parker: No, I guess I didn't
Roger: Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key.


Dr. Foster: They kill for one reason: they kill for balls. They eat their balls, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!


TV Director: Roll the Balls!
TV Producer: We just got a report that half those balls have been knocked out.
TV Director: Then get me another list.
TV Producer: Sure, I'll just pull balls out of my ass, right?

[Zombieapocalypse]

Roger: "We got this man, we got this by the BALLS!"

Peter: "I mean it man! Now you're not just playing with your BALLS, you're playing with mine!"

DOTD
Dr. Frankenstein: "The BALLS is the engine Sarah, the motor that drives them!"

Rhodes: "That might not be a bad idea, gives the rest of us a shot at some BALLS"

John: "You stick your head in the sun, their gonna come up behind ya' and bite off your BALLS"

:p

[Tullaryx]

"Listen, if you can't ball your drug dealer, who can you ball? Huh?" -- Return of the Living Dead V: Rave to the Grave

Yes, I actually watched it. :)

"Balls has no borders, nationalities, or genders!" --- Wild Zero

[Andy]

mcdermot dosn't have decent balls, now your telling me you dont have the **** you need? - Rhodes

[DeadJonas190]

Dawn:

Roger: Hey man, we can't carry all this balls!

Peter turns the corner with a wheelbarrel full of stuff

Roger: Oh, we're just gonna balls right by 'em right?!

Peter: We're gonna try brother!

[roger_19]

Rhodes: Is this the **** that's supposed to knock our balls off?

Dr. Logan: I brought you some new balls from before

Rhodes: salute my balls

[DjfunkmasterG]

Here is one from my own movie...During the escape from the house.

Connor: Mom, you just hit that ball.

Mom: Honey I don't know what that was, but it sure in the hell wasn't a ball.

:D

[Tied2thetracks]

"We need balls, you can't expect us to stay down there without any balls." Harry Cooper

[glazedoverdead]

(As Rhodes is being ripped apart by hungery ghouls)

"Choke on a Ball! Choke on a Ball!!!!"

[DjfunkmasterG]

From ROTLD.



You know I love you and you got to let me eat your balllssssssss.... oh you got..... blech

[idsaluteyoubub]

You havent given us anything but a mouth of Greek balls!-Rhodes.

Isnt that how the line goes?

[DjfunkmasterG]

LOTD -

.

Mike - How come you guys always go out at night? wouldn't it be safer during the daytime?

Cholo - Balls, Kid. Stenches can't keep their eyes off them.

LOTD Some more

Riley - pretty Boy, what the **** is going on?

Pretty Boy - Balls are jammed... we're getting on it.


More LOTD

RIley - Cholo Where are you?

Cholo - I'm getting some supplies, Essentials supplies like my job description entails.

Mike - Nothing in there but balls, balls ain't essentials

[MapMan]

JUST LET ME PASS. MARTINEZ IS DEAD. THE BALLS OF 107 WILL DO WHAT YOU WISH NOW. THESE ARE SIMPLE BALLS...BUT STRONG...THEY HAVE LITTLE...BUT THEY DO NOT GIVE IT UP EASILY. AND THEY Give UP THEIR BALLS...TO NO ONE! Priest Original Dawn of the Dead.

I am new here. I love this site. People actually crazy like me. (tears up)

[DjfunkmasterG]

I VOTE THIS THREAD BE STICKIFIED :D :p

[Tullaryx]

Anone want to volunteer to fap and make this sticky?

[MoonSylver]

"They've got balls unstairs?!"
"No Helen, they've got TWO balls! They could have a HUNDRED balls! But it doesn't matter, 'cuz WE'RE..SAFER...DOWN...HERE!!!!"
---Helen & Harry Cooper, NOTLD '90

[Danny]

"shoot em in the balls"

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Mother of them all!

They're coming to BALL you Barbara! :elol:


mcdermot dosn't have decent balls, now your telling me you dont have the **** you need? - Rhodes

Fixed a bit

mcdermot dosn't have decent radio gear, now your telling me you dont have the balls you need?

[kortick]

I can't beleive you guys missed this one--

"We came here to BALL something. Why we standing around?
Lets Ball something." Pillsbury LOTD

I didnt actually just join this post did I....

[DjfunkmasterG]

Good one, has the same sleaziness that my Coming to Ball you barbara does. I like it. :elol:

[MonkeyFarm]

Francine Parker: Spam!
Roger: You bring a can opener?
Francine Parker: No, I guess I didn't
Roger: Then don't knock it, it's got it's own balls

TV Director: Roll the rescue stations!
TV Producer: We just got a report that half those stations have been knocked out.
TV Director: Then get me another list.
TV Producer: Sure, I'll just pull one out of my balls, right?

Peter: Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man!

Peter: I've seen half-a-dozen balls in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days

Dr. Logan: I call him balls. That's what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a surgeon called balls? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father was rich. balls's been responding so well that I let him live. But is he alive or dead? Well, let's just say I let him continue to exist.

Roger: What's the problem, officer?
Officer at Police Dock: We caught your friends here stealing company balls

Sarah: You're not all right; you're collapsing from balls. Now let me hel...
Pvt. Miguel Salazar: Collapsing from balls? We're all collapsing. This whole ****ing unit is collapsing. Everybody except you. I know you're strong, all right, so what? Stronger than me, stronger than everyone, so what? So ****ing what?

McDermott: It's brandy. Good for the heart.
Sarah: **** for the heart and it eats up your balls

[theERADICATOR]

"your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls captian!":D

"were running low on ammunition, were running low on balls for christ's sakes!"

[MapMan]

Riley: Where's the Balls ?

Hobo : What Balls ?

Land of the Dead

[dmbfanintn]

What's the matter Riley, you get balled?

Ha Ha, YOU GOT BALLED!

We're down to the Balls folks, we're down to the Balls!

I'm looking for a place where there's no balls.

You want me to salute that walking pile of puss, salute my balls!

They got balls blocking all the entrances. Yeah, balls.

[MapMan]

Teahouse: WTF does a Samoan know about hot-wiring balls ?

Pillsbury: 5,000 Balls stolen every year in Samoa

Manolete: 50,000 in Mexico

Pillsbury: Mexico got 1,000,000 million Balls, Samoa got 5,000, everyone stolen

[dmbfanintn]

Diane: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a ball.":D

By far the best one so far!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[TexasZombie]

Of all the places in all the world my dad could have picked to build his dealership, he picked the one right down the street from Balls Central.
...Children of the Living Balls
----------------

Just shoot them in the Balls! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the Balls.

You guys had really rough Balls, didn't you? Little bit rocky?

You're suggesting that we take some f*cking Balls, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-Balls bull$hit.

Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor, blow my f*cking Balls.

Say something.
Balls.

What about Fort Pastor?
Maybe, if you had Balls. The road's thick with those m0therf*ckers that way.

I want Russian Balls.

...Balls of the Dead, 2004
----------------

*ahem*
Sorry.
TZ

[DjfunkmasterG]

Just shoot them in the Balls! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the Balls.



Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor, blow my f*cking Balls off.



I want Russian Balls.


TZ

Although I had to tweak one... Some really nice grabs off DAWN 04...

Nice Job! :D

[theERADICATOR]

"Get their balls, their balls! All their ****ing balls!"
"Those are my balls in there, those are my balls in there!!!!"
"I amputated the infected ball, I think i got it in time!"
"it wants me, it wants balls, it has no stomach."
:D :D :D

[dmbfanintn]

From the original Return:

I'll bust em in the damn balls!

Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls (they half lady on the table)

There not balls in the bag Ernie.

So burn, Burn the balls (song when Frank is killing himself)

Spider, open the door, I'm gonna knock his god damned balls off!

There they are. There balls in there? Holy Sheet, look at that! You say those balls were alive? So they say!

Watch your toungue boy if you like these balls! LIKE THESE BALLS??

Sounds like the balls are really hitting the fan out there!

[DjfunkmasterG]

From ROTLD2

"Hmmmm Honey... your balls smell so good, so rich and spicy"

[MinionZombie]

Time for some "Land of the Balls" (shut it Dj :p)

Charlie: Nice balls.
Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.

Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.

Charlie: Hell, yeah. He pulled me out of the balls. It was bad... Just look at me, you can tell it was bad.

Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

Cholo: Looks like God left the balls off the hook.

Riley: Put some balls in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. These here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in balls.

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
Charlie: Catches the light.
Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
Charlie: Good balls.

Cholo: How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more balls than you.

Ta-da! A great film gets even better (glances at Dj ... easy tiger). :cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

LOTD -

.

Mike - How come you guys always go out at night? wouldn't it be safer during the daytime?

Cholo - Balls, Kid. Stenches can't keep their eyes off them.

LOTD Some more

Riley - pretty Boy, what the **** is going on?

Pretty Boy - Balls are jammed... we're getting on it.


More LOTD

RIley - Cholo Where are you?

Cholo - I'm getting some supplies, Essentials supplies like my job description entails.

Mike - Nothing in there but balls, balls ain't essentials


Sorry Minion, beat ya to it, I did some LOTD oon page 6


Time for some "Land of the Balls" (shut it Dj :p)

Charlie: Nice balls.
Riley: Good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls.

Charlie: I have bad balls. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible balls.

Charlie: Hell, yeah. He pulled me out of the balls. It was bad... Just look at me, you can tell it was bad.

Pillsbury: 50,000 balls stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million balls. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

Cholo: Looks like God left the balls off the hook.

Riley: Put some balls in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some balls in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. These here ain't the kind of balls you lay on the ground, these here are sky balls. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in balls.

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
Charlie: Catches the light.
Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
Charlie: Good balls.

Cholo: How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more balls than you.

Ta-da! A great film gets even better (glances at Dj ... easy tiger). :cool:



Take a look

[MinionZombie]

Well ... my Land of the Balls quotes were different from yours :D :p

[TexasZombie]

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
Charlie: Catches the light.

:D
*LMAO*
I missed that one the first time 'round. Just spit coffee all over my monitor!

TZ

[DjfunkmasterG]

I must of missed it oo. Cause that is pretty flucking funny. (Yes I know I used Fluck, Long story, but funny).

[DjfunkmasterG]

"You stick your head in the sun, they're gonna come up and bite off your balls."

John - Day of the Dead

[Adrenochrome]

"What have you got there? Balls, I hope." and "We had our balls when we went to the Isle of White" - Phillip from Shaun

[MoonSylver]

"One of those things grabbed her, bit her on the balls."
---Harry Cooper "NOTLD"

[Mike70]

sarah: this ball was very rushed. it was put together in a matter of days.

rhodes: yeah well it can all be taken apart in a matter of minutes, lady. i'm here to tell you i'm ready to do that little thing - i'm ready to take the next balls outta here.

[kar98k]

Slack: "I thought you said nothing bad ever happened to you."
Riley: "That happened to my balls."

[Adrenochrome]

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Balls

:D

[MapMan]

Dawn 78

Commander: (Bullhorn)
I'M GIVIN' YOU THREE MINUTES, MARTINEZ...
TURN OVER YOUR BALLS AND SURRENDER...

[Maitreya]

Logan: Apparently he was in the military, salute him back, see what he does

Rhodes: You want me to salute that walking pile of pus? Kiss my ass

Logan: Your ignorance is only exceeded by your balls, captain. How can we expect them to behave if we behave barbarically ourselves?

[Wahsleety]

"Were going out, and you're not coming with us, and you won't come with us until you learn how to handle balls."

[Danny]

"mmm rich and creamy ,just the way i like balls"

"yeah there balls, there all messed up"

"balls by dawn!, balls by dawn!"

"no balls today my freind?" - "ooh bit early for balls"

"dont forget to balls phillip"

"they need balls, without balls theres no use for it, no use for it at all"

"kids are supposed to respect there balls, not fakin' eat em!!"

:lol: damn this is immature.

[MapMan]

Dawn 78

TV Man 2:
THE BALLS OF THE DEAD WILL BE DELIVERED OVER TO SPECIALLY EQUIPPED SQUADS OF THE NATIONAL GUARD FOR ORGANIZED DISPOSITION...

[panic]

PETER: "When there's no more balls in hell, the DEAD will walk the earth."

[DjfunkmasterG]

ROTLD...


"You know I love you... and you got to let me eat your balls... oh you.... ahhhhhhhhhh." :D

[Debbieangel]

"Get that d**** ball out of my head" the head on the floor.
head on the floor"ok no more balls"

[MapMan]

DAWN 78

It is dusk, and the city of Philadelphia is surprisingly quiet.
We see several large balls. They are part of a low-income
housing project, and their lack of balls is evident. They stand
like tombstones as the first stars appear in the blue ball sky.

[kar98k]

DAWN 78

It is dusk, and the city of Philadelphia is surprisingly quiet.
We see several large balls. They are part of a low-income
housing project, and their lack of balls is evident. They stand
like tombstones as the first stars appear in the blue ball sky.

haha that ones funny.... ehhhhh....

[darth los]

I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of balls in this manner. (dawn 78')

[panic]

Dr. Foster: They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their balls, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!

[Crow T R0bot]

Heh, I haven't read all the way through this thread, but I remember when I used to post this kind of thread game on "Dead..." message boards on Imdb.com.

"They kill for one reason, they kill for balls...you see, that's what keeps them going!"

[Trancelikestate]

I had to write some in this thread! so funny!

I'll set us down, but i wont leave my balls, and i'll keep the engine running.

Your not alright your collapsing from balls now let me help you!

I want everybody present lady. Everybody, including dr. frankenstein and including your balls!

We just lost 2 balls cuz of this mother****er!

excuse me, excuse me! Is there balls?

I'm not even sure they'll go uptop when we run out of the balls we already have!

Us all aint goin, you me my balls thats it.

Well whaddya know? we are balls afterall.

It's the spic, he ripped these balls out the little yellow bastard.

The balls excite them there are too many of them!

I've gone into the center here, and attacked the balls discreetly.
I belive this creature would be benine even if it had it's balls and other senses, it's primative instincts have been erased.

[DeadJonas190]

This should be moved to the word game forum :D

[capncnut]

These have probably been done before but hey, no harm in trying. Here's three from Dawn. :D

"These balls are pure, motorised BALLS."

"There's some kind of passageway over the top of these balls."

"Don't shoot through those gates, the balls are too small. Balls'll wind up chasing us around in here!"

[coma]

Were not running a ball farm here, Frankenstein!

[Philly_SWAT]

You havent given us anything but a mouth of Greek balls!-Rhodes.

Isnt that how the line goes?

No it should be "You havent given us anything but a mouthful of Greek balls".

[capncnut]

It appears the GAR quote police have just made another arrest. :lol:

[dmbfanintn]

No it should be "You havent given us anything but a mouthful of Greek balls".

Oh yeah!!! I get to point out a Philly mistake!!!

We know you don't make them often Philly, but you are wrong here.

The doc DOES NOT say "You havent given us anything but a mouthful of Greek balls"

It goes like this:

Sarah: What more do you want, we've given you the reports for this week, we've given you....

Rhodes: You've given us a mouthful of Greek Salad (Balls), a bunch of fancy reports that don't mean anything.

Rhodes does not use the double negative as you stated.

:D :D :D :D

[MinionZombie]

*Gol*, we're such a bunch of nerds aren't we? :)

[dmbfanintn]

*Gol*, we're such a bunch of nerds aren't we? :)

:D :D :D :D Proud to be a nerd!!!:D :D :D :D

My wife claims that is why she loves me, for my nerdiness!

[coma]

:D :D :D :D Proud to be a nerd!!!:D :D :D :D

My wife claims that is why she loves me, for my nerdiness!
Mine too.
I was a secret nerd, but thanks to her, I no longer give a sh!t!
She even reads comics, but could care less about movies in general.

[capncnut]

Rhodes: You've given us a mouthful of Greek Salad (Balls), a bunch of fancy reports that don't mean anything.

Really now, hmmm...

Rhodes: "You've given us a mouthful of Greek salad. Formulas, equasions, a lot of fancy terms that don't mean a thing." :D

[ProfessorChaos]

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Johnny: It was from right over there. I jumped out at you from behind that tree and Grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!"

[Eyebiter]

the Balls On The Crew Are Getting Crazy.
A Bunch Of 'em Flew The Coop Already.

-- ----------------------------------

the Balls Of The Dead Will Be Delivered Over
To Specially Equipped Squads Of The National
Guard For Organized Disposition.

[coma]

You may have won the battle, but you will lose the balls.


so the quote aint perfect:D

[_liam_]

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Johnny: It was from right over there. I jumped out at you from behind that tree and Grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dawn:

never point your balls at anyone mister!

PETER MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

scary...isn't it?... ...isn't it.

---------------------------------

"looks like a shopping market...one of those big indoor balls..."

[capncnut]

I was only a matter of time. :lol:

[_liam_]

"i see you... ...chocolate balls"

[coma]

Why don't you just calm balls!

[capncnut]

"If your purchases in the next half hour amount to five dollars or more, then we'll give you a bag of balls free! To take home to the kiddies or enjoy yourselves." :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

"they Must Be Balled On Sight"

[MinionZombie]

"they Must Be Balled On Sight"
Now there's an image, a bunch of renegade zombie stompers going around tea-bagging the rotting hoardes. :D:eek:

[darth los]

" The balls of the dead will be delivered over to specially equipped sqads of the national gaurd!"

"i've removed the balls from this one, there's nothing left but brain and limbs and still it funtions."

[swellman]

"How much balls do we have left?"

"Not much."

"Alright."

[darth los]

"How much balls do we have left?"

"Not much."

"Alright."

lol :lol:


"Anybody around here fu*ks with my balls they get court martialled, they get executed."

[swellman]

First their was "Night of the living balls".
Then their was "Dawn of the balls"
And now the darkest day of balls man has ever seen:

George A. Romero's

Day of the balls

[coma]

"You must stop the killing or lose the balls"

[darth los]

NOTLD- " You can be balls down there, I'm balls up here."

[darth los]

I thought that some of the newer members would get a laugh out of this one.

Feel free to add your own.

This is the greatest thread ever by the way... NUFF SAID!! :cool:

[capncnut]

This is the greatest thread ever by the way... NUFF SAID!! :cool:

http://www.homepageofthedead.com/necro1.jpg

[Mike70]

i'm running this balls farm now frankestein and i want to know what the fu*k you're doing with my balls!"

[darth los]

http://www.homepageofthedead.com/necro1.jpg


LOL

That's not actually true cap. I still care about this one. There are probably alot of people who couldn't care less about older threads such as this one. However, there are alot of new members who haven't seen this before. I want them to laugh their asses off just as i did when i first read it. How else would they know about it unless they stumbled upon it accidentally? As older members it's up to us to put the newer members onto truly classic sh8t. Let them decide if it's worthy of their attention and if the don't care they reserve the right to pass it over. :)

[SymphonicX]

LOL

That's not actually true cap. I still care about this one. There are probably alot of people who couldn't care less about older threads such as this one. However, there are alot of new members who haven't seen this before. I want them to laugh their asses off just as i did when i first read it. How else would they know about it unless they stumbled upon it accidentally? As older members it's up to us to put the newer members onto truly classic sh8t. Let them decide if it's worthy of their attention and if the don't care they reserve the right to pass it over. :)

yeah, sorry - I love this thread...never seen it before, I've been in tears for about 15 mins...

"The question is, the first question is always....are these balls? No they are not...balls in the true sense of the word implies an interspecies activity..."

"we gotta do is block those entrances, the balls are the answer... we put one at each door..."

"Blow all their balls off, **** man...this is better than I got!"

"You're Rod right?"...."Rod balls"

"we got an idea, maybe we can make it to the balls...."
"what balls?"
"any balls"
"where you headed?"
"straight UP" (rather than down)

"Any of you people leaving balls behind?"
"an ex-ball"
"an ex-ball"
"How about you Peter?"
"Two balls"

[MinionZombie]

Excellent - well, seeing as Diary of the Dead is the new kid on the block:


We made a film - the one I'm going to show you now. Actually, Jason was the one who wanted to make it. Like that cameraman from Channel 10, he wanted to upload it so that people, you, could be told the truth. The film was shot with a Panasonic HDX-900 and an HBX-200. I did the final cut on Jason's balls. I've added music occasionally for effect, hoping to scare you. You see, in addition to trying to tell you the truth, I am hoping to scare you so that maybe you'll wake up. Maybe you won't make any of the same mistakes that we made. Anyway, here it is, Jason Creed's The Balls of Death.

...


How many times have I told you? Dead things don't move fast. You're a corpse, for Christ's sakes. If you run that fast, your balls are gonna snap off.

(A little one there for the "I Am Zombie Man" fans. :))

:cool:

This is most certainly a bit of thread necromancy I approve of.

[darth los]

Excellent - well, seeing as Diary of the Dead is the new kid on the block:



...



(A little one there for the "I Am Zombie Man" fans. :))

:cool:

This is most certainly a bit of thread necromancy I approve of.

Classic dude. I haven't even thought of the two newer films!! :hyper:

That's certainly a whole lot more material to work with. I believe that when this idea first hatched not much was done with land if at all.

You know i'm not that big on land but boy is this a good excuse to watch it again!!


My only point was that everyone hasn't had a chance to view this and like MZ this is a thread i love. There's not many that are funnier thann this one i'll tell you that much.

You could say "why play that old beatles music? No one cares about it anymore". But there Might be youngins out there who never had the priviledge of hearing their music. Would they be better off not knowing the Beatles existed? Or could we just put them on to it and let them decide if they like it? I vote the latter.

Furthermore, Ben and Cooper have a great exchange in the remake. Tom is giving them the run down on how they came to be there. A frustrated Cooper hollers, " DAMMITT!! We have heard all this before"!! Ben retorts, " I didn't here it before Cooper". So even though Cooper had probably heard the story AD NAUSEUM, it was important and informative to those who had not and was worth repeating.

Anyways, cheers guys !! :)

[SymphonicX]

Sure this one has been done:

"All you've given me is a mouthful of greek balls...."

"we just lost 2 balls because of this mother****er"

"forget it billy boy, it's a dead place...like all the others you know...listen...you can hear it over the balls"

"some of these balls have been rotting down here since the 2nd world war"

"mcdermott doesn't have decent balls, now you're telling me you don't have the **** you need?"

"fix it man, can't you fix it?"...."FIX WHAT?"...."fix the balls man, we got the manual here we can FIX IT!"

"It's good balls, Charlie. No such thing as nice balls"

"that's why I love you charlie, you still believe in balls"

"we don't negotiate with balls"

[clanglee]

"Balls Man. . .they creep me out"

[ProfessorChaos]

i still think the best line from the series to put "balls" in is the line johnny uses when reminiscing about terrorizing barbara at the graveyard as kids:

i jumped out at you from behind that tree and grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said "boy, you'll be damned to hell!"

fu(kin classic.

but yeah, with diary and land, i'm sure there's a few more great ones to discover...gives me a reason to watch them again, i suppose.

[Yojimbo]

OK, just got hipped to this hilarious thread, and am laughing at work now! This is awesome.

[clanglee]

"Put some balls on the grave"

"Isn't that what we're doing? Pretending to be balls?"

[MinionZombie]

More Diary of the Dead:

"The balls can see. And what the balls sees, the audience will see."

"F*ckin' mummies get all the balls."

"Jason, if you don't know my name by now, then get your balls out of my closet, okay?"

"It's a cop. A state trooper."
"How do you know that?"
"Oh, his balls. His balls... his stupid looking balls."

"You see how it feels to have balls shoved in your face? To have to answer stupid questions when people are dying all around you? You see how it feels?"

:D

...

And here's one from Land of the Dead, that I can't believe I missed first time round:


Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
Charlie: Catches the light.

[darth los]

Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your balls?
Charlie: Catches the light.

:lol::lol::lol:

Dude that's classic !!

[Bruiser235]

i still think the best line from the series to put "balls" in is the line johnny uses when reminiscing about terrorizing barbara at the graveyard as kids:

i jumped out at you from behind that tree and grandpa got all excited and shook his BALLS at me and said "boy, you'll be damned to hell!"

jesus tapdancing christ that was funny. :D:D:D

let me catch my breath. ok let me try my own line.

"Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the balls!" dawn 78

"looks like god's left the phone off the balls" - land

[clanglee]

"looks like god's left the phone off the balls" - land

I would have gone with "Looks like God left the balls off the hook"



"50,000 balls stolen every year in Samoa"

"What happened, Balls, did you get ****ed?"

"Someone shot the little fat balls."

"What's in the bags?
Balls.
Whose balls?"

"Takes a true friend to stab you right in the balls, doesn't it. "

[Bruiser235]

I suck. sue me.

Some more: I've been sending up and down the coast from Sarasota to the Everglades and I'm still getting back is the same dead balls.

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls, Captain.

"It's just brandy. Good for the heart.

Sh*t for the heart and it eats up your balls"

"Is this your progress? Is this the sh*t that's supposed to knock our balls off?"

[DjfunkmasterG]

George A. Romero's Survival of the Balls :poke:

[BillyRay]

Let the Right Ball In.

(am I getting this correct?)

[AcesandEights]

Get Him To The Balls

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Balls Next Door

Children shouldn't play with Ball things

[AcesandEights]

Easy Balls

[darth los]

You see, all you have are rusty balls. We've got this!

Rat-ta-tat-tat !

Survival: Sarge

:cool:

[ProfessorChaos]

didn't finish survival yet, but thought of a good one from night 90:

"i'm not deciding for you or any one else cooper. i'm thinking about my own balls!"

(this may have already been mentioned, but i'm not scrolling through 14 pages to double check...)

[darth los]

Mentioned or not it's still a good one.

This is the funniest thread on the site, imo. I don'y care what anyone says.

I defy anyone to read through this thread and not spit up what they're drinking.

:cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Walking Balls

[darth los]

"You didn't get bit did you?"

"No, no. In fact I did some biting of my own. One of those things tried to grab me and I bit off one of it's balls."

Survival: Francisco

:cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

"You didn't get bit did you?"

"No, no. In fact I did some biting of my own. One of those things tried to grab me and I bit off one of it's balls."

Survival: Francisco

:cool:


Ewwwww.... funny but the visual is just fucking NASTY!

[darth los]

Ewwwww.... funny but the visual is just fucking NASTY!

What's sad is that when quoting survival I feel it nescesary to put the movie and who said it.

That would never be the case with the original trilogy.

You quote a line and there's no explanation needed. Everyone immediately knows what you're talking about.

:cool:

[MinionZombie]

Then again Survival came out this year and some of the HPOTD folk haven't even seen it yet. The majority of folks here have seen the original three flicks repeatedly over years ... so it's hard to compete with that.

[DjfunkmasterG]

What's sad is that when quoting survival I feel it nescesary to put the movie and who said it.

That would never be the case with the original trilogy.

You quote a line and there's no explanation needed. Everyone immediately knows what you're talking about.

:cool:

I know where it came from... I don't feel anyone is a true zombie fan if they haven't sat through every zombie film at least once... Even Romero's crappy one's.

Survival had a couple of good one liner's and quotes to use... most of the stuff I snicker at is between Patrick O'Flynn and Sarge when they first meet ont he boat. Otherwise the movie is pointless. Still like it better than LAND though.

[BillyRay]

Muldooooooooon!!!

[darth los]

"All I am Anymore is man looking for his balls. Anyone who gets in the way of that is going to lose."

Do I really have to say where that's from?

:cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Muldoooooooooooooon Movie aka Survival of the Balls