THE ALIVE MAN Appreciation Thread

[The Alive Man]

300 posts.

300 meaningful and juicy posts.

Let's celebrate my coming to this board... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[coma]

I wouldn't normally say this, but
Are you, by any chance, tarded?:evil::p

Please take your hand off your dick for a few minutes. Spanking the Salami is best left in private, or for money shots.

50 posts about the manly sweaty genius of Riley put you way into the negative numbers

We are all much stupider for reading this post.
:moon::elol:


SPAM!?!?!?!?!

[MinionZombie]

Yeah, if you're chuffed about yourself, leave it to the shoutbox at most, or a side note.

It's cool to stay in school ... posting appreciation of yourself ... ... lol. :rolleyes:

[deadpunk]

M-O-O-N spells lame.

[_liam_]

M-O-O-N spells lame.

...eh? i'll be up all night trying to figure that one out...cryptic!

[deadpunk]

It's a quote from Stephen King's THE STAND ;)

A retarded guy that spells everything M-O-O-N.

:lol:

[_liam_]

ahhh bumpety bump bump...must get round to reading that one day!

[coma]

M-O-O-N spells lame.
BWAHHAHHA!:lol::lol:

M O O N Spells Simon BAker is a homo


ahhh bumpety bump bump...must get round to reading that one day!
You must. Its his best book by a billion miles. And read the expanded edition. Its got a lot of great extra stuff. (he was forced to cut because of printing costs originally, so its a directors cut.)

[The Alive Man]

I wouldn't normally say this, but
Are you, by any chance, tarded?:evil::p

Please take your hand off your dick for a few minutes. Spanking the Salami is best left in private, or for money shots.

50 posts about the manly sweaty genius of Riley put you way into the negative numbers

We are all much stupider for reading this post.
:moon::elol:


SPAM!?!?!?!?!

Man I think you should cool out, because this "appreciation thread" was meant for laughs, not bullsh*ts.

As far as my big and large SALAMI, it is too *INFINITE* to be spank in a short time...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HLS]

Awwwwww. I appreciate you.

:D :o

[coma]

Man I think you should cool out, because this "appreciation thread" was meant for laughs, not bullsh*ts.

As far as my big and large SALAMI, it is too *INFINITE* to be spank in a short time...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
C'mon dude, you are beggng for a shot with that post:D
And Im over 700 And a couple hundred on the old board) so you can beat MY salami:lol::lol:. Its super sweet and ready to eat.

I have 2 posts in 700 where I call someone a name.
You should be honored:moon:

and Im just screwin with you. YOU chill out before I use my powers to defeat you:)

[The Alive Man]

C'mon dude, you are beggng for a shot with that post:D



Of course. I'm an anti-hero :evil:

[HLS]

C'mon dude, you are beggng for a shot with that post:D
And Im over 700 And a couple hundred on the old board) so you can beat MY salami:lol::lol:. Its super sweet and ready to eat.

I have 2 posts in 700 where I call someone a name.
You should be honored:moon:

and Im just screwin with you. YOU chill out before I use my powers to defeat you:) :D


All this talk about salami is making me hungry. lol

[DVW5150]

I knew I heard it somewhere ! The tv mini series I thought was great of The Stand ... Oh , yes we love to read posts from the Alive man too ... good luck with that .:lol:

[coma]

:D


All this talk about salami is making me hungry. lol
Hah heh. What a good sport!:)


I knew I heard it somewhere ! The tv mini series I thought was great of The Stand ... Oh , yes we love to read posts from the Alive man too ... good luck with that .:lol:
You should read the script GAR was going to use to make the feature version. That wouldve been his fifth masterpiece for sure.
The TV film was OK, and had some great parts, but the end was reallllly stupid. Mick Garris totallly dropped the ball on that one

[kortick]

we apreciate you

now give hls some salami

never before have i seen anyone put up a post lke this asking
to be mocked

i must say you are amazing

[Debbieangel]

I was gonna say kielbassi HLS but salami is better..lolll
Ya go ahead ALIVE MAN toot your own horn if you dont who will?

[HLS]

I was gonna say kielbassi HLS but salami is better..lolll
Ya go ahead ALIVE MAN toot your own horn if you dont who will?


Hmmmm kielbassi or salami....tough choices but your right deb a salami sometimes is more satisfying. lol


we apreciate you

now give hls some salami

never before have i seen anyone put up a post lke this asking
to be mocked

i must say you are amazing

Who is amazing. me or alive man or the salami:D

[deadpunk]

Whats amazing is that this stupid assed thread has enough posts to fall into the HOT TOPIC category...Jesus wept.

[Danny]

this is hands down the most egotistical thread ive ever seen.

[capncnut]

It either takes a lot of guts or a lot of stupidity posting a thread like this. I wonder what category The Alive Man falls under? :rolleyes:

[HLS]

Whats amazing is that this stupid assed thread has enough posts to fall into the HOT TOPIC category...Jesus wept.


Bwaaaaahaaaaa

[The Alive Man]

It either takes a lot of guts or a lot of stupidity posting a thread like this. I wonder what category The Alive Man falls under? :rolleyes:

Amazing genetic mutations.


I knew I heard it somewhere ! The tv mini series I thought was great of The Stand ... Oh , yes we love to read posts from the Alive man too ... good luck with that .:lol:

I love you all. :lol:

[DVW5150]

Alive Man has 307 posts since Nov this year . I have 121 since aug ... sheesh , I better get typing !:skull:

[HLS]

I am the only one that said I appreciate the alive man yet he only responds to the insults. I FEEL SO UNAPPRECIATED! :D :p *SIGH*

[Philly_SWAT]

I have to wonder.....if the rep system was still in place, of the 300 posts, how many do you think would have received positive rep, and how many negative?

[HLS]

I have to wonder.....if the rep system was still in place, of the 300 posts, how many do you think would have received positive rep, and how many negative?

Thats a good question. He would be in the hole I think. But I kinda like the guy. I would throw him a few good points

[Danny]

I have to wonder.....if the rep system was still in place, of the 300 posts, how many do you think would have received positive rep, and how many negative?

people still go on about the rep system huh?, i reckon well probably see it make a return eventually, just becuase people keep going "if they still had a rep system..", that and a fair few of the flamer throwers have been banned in the last couple-o-months.

[capncnut]

Thats a good question. He would be in the hole I think. But I kinda like the guy. I would throw him a few good points

Points? Like in knives? BWAAAHAAA! :lol:

The Alive Man is a nice enough chap I guess but he prattles on about Simon Baker too much for my liking. I'd definitely throw him points for bravery!

[deadpunk]

I would throw him points...I will also offer to sell him a jar of Simon Baker's collected man sweat for the low, low cost of $19.95 plus shipping & handling. But, he must act now! Simply send me your address, credit card info, social security number... ;)

[coma]

I would throw him points...I will also offer to sell him a jar of Simon Baker's collected man sweat for the low, low cost of $19.95 plus shipping & handling. But, he must act now! Simply send me your address, credit card info, social security number... ;)
Simon's man meat has powerful mojo!

[deadpunk]

And that's why we're pleased to offer to the next 20 callers; a free bonus jar of Simon Baker's testicular sweat...AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!!!!

Act now! Operators are standing by!

1-800-LAME-WAD

[capncnut]

I gots to see the response to that one. :D

[deadpunk]

LOL...it will most likely be a bad one from a mod...think I might have crossed the line a bit...alas...

Still...

Act now and we'll also toss in FREE, that's right FREE!, toe nail clippings and hair swatches for your voodoo love doll recreation!!!! Hurry while I'm still CRAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!

*additional shipping charges may apply outside the 48 continental states*

[_liam_]

lol hows mentioning testicle sweat going to incur the wrath of the mods?

betty swollocks arf arf

oh CRUMBS
http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/old_pw_images/issue07.02.03/alist.scooters.quadrophenia.jpg

it's a mod!

[deadpunk]

bwhahahaha

[ProfessorChaos]

Oh, I thought this was the "The Alive Man is an annoyance thread":rolleyes:

[The Alive Man]

I gots to see the response to that one. :D


Simon Baker doesn't sweat. :rockbrow:


Oh, I thought this was the "The Alive Man is an annoyance thread":rolleyes:

You're in the wrong place. Everyone begs the Alive Man.

[HLS]

And that's why we're pleased to offer to the next 20 callers; a free bonus jar of Simon Baker's testicular sweat...AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!!!!

Act now! Operators are standing by!

1-800-LAME-WAD


OMG! so funny!

BTW I still fell unapreciated:rolleyes:

[bassman]

Looks like someone was scratching for one more topic in order to reach their daily 15 thread minimum.....

:confused:

[Danny]

you never know, he may have just wanted a spooge worthy ego stroking:lol:

[The Alive Man]

Looks like someone was scratching for one more topic in order to reach their daily 15 thread minimum.....

:confused:


What's wrong with it? 15 is my favourite number. By the way, this thread is not over, yet. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MinionZombie]

Unless I close it...:rockbrow::sneaky:

You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.

[The Alive Man]

Unless I close it...:rockbrow::sneaky:

You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.

Minion,

Let your ego flow in the irony of it all...:cool:

[Danny]

Unless I close it...:rockbrow::sneaky:

You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.


just like master mate from captain pugwash:lol:

[MinionZombie]

I take it somebody was watching E4 last night...?:sneaky:

[coma]

Alive man,
I love you rapidly increasing post count.
Because of that, I can tell you are quite virile and now I see you as a viable canidate to have my baby.
I appreciate you, I do.:kiss:


how's that?
:p:D

[capncnut]

Alive man,
I love you rapidly increasing post count.
Because of that, I can tell you are quite virile and now I see you as a viable canidate to have my baby.
I appreciate you, I do.:kiss:

Change your name to Simon Baker and he might just take you up on that! :lol:

[HLS]

Change your name to Simon Baker and he might just take you up on that! :lol:

LOL. FUNNY

:)

[The Alive Man]

Alive man,
I love you rapidly increasing post count.
Because of that, I can tell you are quite virile and now I see you as a viable canidate to have my baby.
I appreciate you, I do.:kiss:


how's that?
:p:D

I'm still not pleased :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HLS]

I'm still not pleased :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your ego is too big for these forums to handle Alive Man.:D

[The Alive Man]

Your ego is too big for these forums to handle Alive Man.:D

My ego is even greater than Steven Spielberg, girl :lol:

[Danny]

Your ego is too big for these forums to handle Alive Man.:D

she canne' take-it man, she dont' ave the poower!:lol: