Surely this cant be real...

[Tricky]

:lol: :lol:

http://www.myspace.com/comfam

[capncnut]

Celebrity Masturbators:
Adolf Hitler
Bill Clinton
Paris Hilton
Osama bin laden
Marilyn Manson
Lorenzo Lamas
Winona Ryder
Kato Kaelin
Andy Kaufman
Todd Bridges
Cindy Margolis
Whitney Huston
The Barbi Twins
O.J Simpson
Ethan Hawke
Jude Law

They forgot Paul Reubens and George Michael. :lol:

[bassman]

HERE IS THE FACTS ON MASTURBATION IN THE U.S.

Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food
95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated.
Masturbation causes acne
Masturbation can cause cancer
Masturbation is popular among homosexuals
Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers
Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems
There is a link between Masturbation and obesity

:lol: :lol: :lol:

WTF?

[kortick]

this is too funny

how did you ever find this?

i am going to join them and stop
these evil mastubators

we should all join this place and really disrupt it

god this is like a gift

a site that is ripe for tormenting....

[MinionZombie]

I'm gonna have to check this out tomorrow when I'm not busy whacking weasels in toolsheds with my hairy palms ... just to get pseudo-scientific for a moment, I read/heard somewhere that having a good old tug on a regular basis helps you not get cancer ... not sure if there's any truth in it, but I'll wank to that! :lol:

Nothin' wrong with a good gerkin jerk. :elol::D

*watches everybody step back*

Hey! It's not like I've got a packet of Rich Tea biscuits in my free hand! :eek:

[kortick]

I am going to e mail them and ask them for
tips on how to masturbate better

and if i should masturbate with friends and family
so that we can bond together

and if it should be taught in school with
videos being shown to the kids as to
how to masturbate the most effectively

god there is so much to ask them i hardly know where to begin

i will tell them thanks to them
i will not have sex with my girlfriend
ever agian i will masturbate only

these people are like a dream come true

[Maitreya]

Yes it's real, and don't call me Shirley...

That's really hilarious, I love it when people make sites like that, sorta like the whole BB spot and The Onion articles, lol.


Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food
95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated.
Masturbation causes acne
Masturbation can cause cancer
Masturbation is popular among homosexuals
Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers
Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems
There is a link between Masturbation and obesity

[EvilNed]

It's not serious. Just check out the white house link they keep referring too.

[MikePizzoff]

That's gotta be fake. There is no way in hell there's a group of people that are that ignorant.

[MinionZombie]

Indeed, it's been established it's a piss take.

A piss take of people who most likely do think those very things, or think in those terms. Evangelical nutjobs for one, and people like that Bill O'Reily tosser.

[axlish]

Best reply ever...

"I completely support your cause. Any support for COMFAM thrusts the fight against masturbation. I believe this tension will be relieved if every individual releases one's pent-up passion, as a strong and united front, by coming together on the face of adversity."

[HLS]

HERE IS THE FACTS ON MASTURBATION IN THE U.S.

Masturbators frequently expose themselves to violent video games, evil porn, and fast food
95% of all men and women currently in prison have masturbated.
Masturbation causes acne
Masturbation can cause cancer
Masturbation is popular among homosexuals
Masturbation can cause anxiety among teenagers
Masturbation is the leading cause of fertility problems
There is a link between Masturbation and obesity



Celebrity Masturbators
Adolf Hitler
Bill Clinton
Paris Hilton
Osama bin laden
Marilyn Manson
Lorenzo Lamas
Winona Ryder
Kato Kaelin
Andy Kaufman
Todd Bridges
Cindy Margolis
Whitney Huston
The Barbi Twins
O.J Simpson
Ethan Hawke
Jude Law



That is so insaine. it has to be a joke. EVERYONE masterbates!:p

[_liam_]

whacking off reduces the risk of testicular & prostate cancer. the inverse ratio between wanks per day and risk of cancer knows no dropoff point...

*ahem*

aaaaaaanyway...

[MinionZombie]

Best reply ever...

"I completely support your cause. Any support for COMFAM thrusts the fight against masturbation. I believe this tension will be relieved if every individual releases one's pent-up passion, as a strong and united front, by coming together on the face of adversity."
:lol::lol::lol:

Quality, noiiice. :D

Liam - Sweet, someone else knows of the ultimate justification for meeting Rosy Palms at the Five Finger Motel! :lol: