Porno Pun Titles...

[_liam_]

list funny ones you've heard, or (here's the game element), make up your own masterpieces...


american booty
night of the giving head
poca-hot-ass
good will humping
i know who you did last summer
gagme & laceme
jurassic pork
halloweiner
schindler's fist

and so on...

[MinionZombie]

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-F*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"

sorry, couldn't resist...

Clerks could become "Cocks" maybe.

"Dogme Style"
"Jay & Silent Bob Thrust Hindpart" (based on my synonym game version, as seen in Total Film - February 2007 issue)
"Chasing Andy" (no, not our Andy :))
"Jersey Girls"

"The Shaw-Wank Redemption"

"Dawn of the Dong"

*runs out of ideas ... for now*

[MikePizzoff]

Here's my favorite porn title I've ever seen while childishly browsing the porn section at the local video store:

STAR WHORES: THE PHANTOM ANUS

I actually just mentioned it earlier today in the Maddon 07 porn thread.

[_liam_]

LOL...


gaylien versus headator?

STAR WHORES - A NEW HO

[capncnut]

Gashdance
Beverly Hills Cock
Entered My Dragon
Bareback Mountain
Silence Of The Rams
Harry Potter & The Wizards Sleeve
Lord Of The The Ringpieces
Up Jackie's Brown
Shot Salem's Lot

I could go on all night! :lol:

[HLS]

Porn of the Dead
Bevis does Butthead


but i loved the jurassic pork. so funny title

[coma]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Semen
Spunk Rogers in the 25th century


sadly the best I can do right now:)

[MinionZombie]

"Forrest Hump"

That Tom Hanks movie "Big" could become "Hung" or just "Big" again, but with loadsa porn...

"A-pork-alypse Now"

"School of Cock"

[_liam_]

lol..keep em coming...

king dong
doctor blue
position : impossible (i think neil mentioned that one wayyy back)
the penetrator
charlies anals
shaving ryan's privates

[capncnut]

Escape from New Pork
28 Gays Later
Cum Blew Over The Cockoo's Nest
The Truth About Twats And Cocks
Full Metal Jack It

I have more... :sneaky:

[MinionZombie]

28 Gays Later and Cum Blew Over The Cockoo's Nest are friggin excellent!

[DjfunkmasterG]

The FLINTBONES :D
Day of the Dicks
Land of the Head

[FoodFight]

On Golden Blonde
Romancing the Bone

[capncnut]

Up In Cock Smoke
Buffalo 69
Lube
Sore
Robocock
Rubba Ho-Slap
Natural Born Squealers

[_liam_]

gulp fiction/pulp friction
reservoir tip dogs
a beautiful hind
wild wild breast/how the breast was won etc
citys lickers
buttman returns
the sperminator

[Chaos]

I'm not very good at these, but how about "Fiddler In the Muff?"

[mista_mo]

Cockz (like antz)
lethal weapon 1-4
black cock up
spermbob stiff pants: hunt for pussidons muff
night of the giving sluts
28 wanks later
freddy vs jason: face off
Starship lubers
resident anal
foreskin gump
the mommy
f**k jill
Star whores: a new poke
Star whores: The empires cum bath
Star Whores: return of the creampies
Star whores: phantom muff
Star whores: attack of the bones
Star whores: lubing of tits

man, i'm a sick freak....

[capncnut]

Join the club Mista.


Star Whores: return of the creampies

Doncha just love 'em? :D

[MinionZombie]

American Creampie

Rear Window

Citizen Kame

F*ck Club

Pile Driver

Se7en (Dicks/Pussies)

American History XXX

Paths of Glory Holes

Mmmm... ("M")

The Third Man

A Cockwork Orange

Singin' in the Golden Rain

Raging Puss

Mr Smith Goes Down On Washington

The Great Dicktator

Once Upon A Time In Erica

Annie's Hall

The Queer Hunter

It Happened One Night In Paris Hilton

Sex Toy Story

8 1/2 Inches

Cum Hard

The Day The Wang Stood Stiff

Cum with the Wind

Big Fist

Snatch (haha)

Cock Stock and Two Smoking Balls

Out of the Ass

Cumface

The Man Who Cumshot Liberty Valance

Mulholland Pile Drive

Dial M for Minge

*sighs* ... all tuckered out ...

WAIT!

My Little Brown/Pink Eye

One Eyed Snakes on a Plane

[mista_mo]

of course MZ knows all the funky porno movie titles...

[MinionZombie]

Yep ... me likey-likey porno long time. :D

And the IMDb Top 250 List comes in handy too. :p

[capncnut]

Now that's what I call research. :D

[HLS]

Tale Of Two Titties
Cumbusters
Dongzilla
Good Will Humping
American Pussy Pie

[slickwilly13]

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean starring Johnny Deep

[_liam_]

the bare wench project

[HLS]

Full Metal Condom * I know that was rather bad*

[EvilNed]

The Man who ****ed Liberty Valance...

That's it, I'm dry.

[MinionZombie]

The Man who ****ed Liberty Valance...

That's it, I'm dry.
:rolleyes:

That's the joke. It's a gang-bang joke ... what do they call it? ... "Air tight". :lol: ... ewww.

There's also a filmed called Snatch, but it's twisting the meaning ... if it had a mocked up cover with people pulling sex faces then it'd make immediate sense. :sneaky:

[DVW5150]

" The C*nt the Bled All October " (earn your red wings) ...:elol:

[HLS]

" The C*nt the Bled All October " (earn your red wings) ...:elol:



Hehehe.....

[_liam_]

scooby do-me

ghostbustiers

[HLS]

Something Sexy This Way Cums :eek:

[MinionZombie]

HollywoodLand, rather than The 'Fleck, it's a giant boner on the poster. :lol:

Fags of our Fathers ... an aggressive gay porno. (disclaimer: I personally don't like the word used in an aggressive manner, but you flat out know someone's already thought of it ... it could be like a self-loathing gay porno for guys who haven't come to terms with their own sexuality yet) :sneaky:

Six Chicks Underneath (Six Feet Under)

[Griff]

Here's my horror titles, avoiding a few obvious ones:

Carnival of Holes
Stephen King's Jap's Eye
The Wang From Another World
Dead Ring-Stingers
The Hymen
Labia: The Hymen 2
Hymen III: Vaginal Conflict
The House that Dripped Cum
Spontaneous Cum-burst On
Invaders from M'arse
The Graveyard Shaft
The Devil's Black Bone
Street Rash
The Shaven
Scrotum: Mound of Dracula
C.H.U.B.
The Monster Cock Squad
Five Sex Dolls for an August Moon
The Twilight Peep-hole
Circumcision of Horrors
Tales from the Backside
Swallow Man
Q: The Wanged Serpent
Castle Cheek
The Rim Reaper
Pinch-Off Darkness
Cucumber Party Massacre
Perfect Blue-Veiner
Touching Mrs. Tingle
The Oblong Cox
Children Shouldn't Play with Pink Things
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
It Came on Outer Face
Ginger Snaps One Off
George A. Romero's Fartin'
Pube 2: Hyperpube
Cum, Baby... Cum!
I Drink Your Wad
I Eat Your Foreskin
Feces of Death
Flesh Bangle for Frankenstein
Blood from Mummy's Womb
Picnic at Hanging Cock

[MinionZombie]

:lol:, Griff, that was superb. :cool:

[HLS]

I do not own any porn but those are some amazing titles. lol Holy Smokes!

[MinionZombie]

A Fist Full of Dick

Jay & Silent Bob Thrust Arse

Chasing Amy's Tail

Cumball 3000

[capncnut]

The Squirty Dozen. :D

[MinionZombie]

Douche Race 2000

[capncnut]

The Big Blue movie
Withnail and brown I
My Own Private wider ho

[HLS]

Douche Race 2000

good one!!!


Dude? Where's My Cum?:D

I know that was sooo sad...But it poped in my head.:shifty:

[_liam_]

gaylien : re-erection


thank you, thank you...

[MinionZombie]

Right at Your Back Door

Harold and Cummar Get The Munchies

April's Golden Shower

Gloryhole Road

Imagine Me & You F*ckin'

The Mastabator (Matador...bit of a stretch :p)

Tristram Hand Shandy: A Cock & Balls Story

When a Stranger Cums

Dave Chappelle's Cock Party

Thank You For Stroking

The Dicks Have Eyes

V For Vibrator

Brick In My Mouth

Lucky Number Slevin Inches

Pisseidon

Ass To Mouth (Mouth To Mouth)

Over Her Hedge

The Cock-Up

My Slutty Ex-Girlfriend

Queer Fest (Beer Fest)

This Film Is Not Yet Rutted

Jack's Ass: Number Two

The Last King of Cockland

Shut Up & Suck (Shut Up & Sing)

Bobby (for Scottish viewers :p)

The Naughty German

*gasp*