I found a flick worse than Contagium!!!

[Adrenochrome]

It makes Contagium and House of the Dead look like Masterpieces!!!
Corpses Are Forever - 2003

I've warned you. Watch it if you dare to be bored out of your skull.
The cover warned me that it would be "the Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead all at once" - So I knew it was going to blow ass.
Hell, just knowing that it featured the talentless Brinke Stevens of "Spacemen, Go-go Girls and the True Meaning of Christmas" fame should have been warning enough!

http://www.jurassicdvd.com/catalog/images/Cor77orever.jpg

[MinionZombie]

Not that I've seen it ... but it does look like it blows a lot of ass.

[Andy]

how does it compare to children of the living dead? :rockbrow:

(the worse film ive personally seen)

[Adrenochrome]

how does it compare to children of the living dead? :rockbrow:

(the worse film ive personally seen)
Well, I honestly like COTLD a little bit more than this thing. At least COTLD had somewhat of a plot you could follow. (and maybe "somewhat" is too strong of a word here)
This thing tried to sneak a plot in on me, but ****ed me off around the 20 minute mark.
Look for the "fat zombie with the satan mask" character and listen for Richard Lynch's feeble attempt at "Biblical Humor"
.........and then there's Brinke Stevens *shudders*. The only reason this woman still appears in modern B Movies is, she's must only ask for a wooden nickle as payment, because, she sure can't act and she doesn't take her clothes off anymore.

[HLS]

i did not think anything was worse than House of the Dead. That was indeed a suck ass movie

[Adrenochrome]

i did not think anything was worse than House of the Dead. That was indeed a suck ass movie
There are many many many movies worse than House of the Dead.

[Tri0xin]

Long live Linnea Quigley!

[erisi236]

hmm, i saw that film way back when it was just a indi VHS deal, I didn't think it was so horrible considering it was indi low budget stuff, Richard Lynch can at least act his way out of a paper bag, and the black and white stuff looked pretty good.

I'd rate Contagium far worse IMO :)

[HLS]

It can not be any worse than "Backwoods":moon:

[Adrenochrome]

It can not be any worse than "Backwoods":moon:
BackWoods had nothing to do with zombies and was made as a joke. This Corpses are Forever thing ...... whew.....they were tryingt o make a "good" zombie flick and failed drastically.

[HLS]

Sorry. I thought you were talking about bad movies in general. Not just zombie. :skull:

[Zombieapocalypse]

Has anyone seen I,ZOMBIE?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210740/

Now that movie is a terd that just would NOT flush!

[Adrenochrome]

Has anyone seen I,ZOMBIE?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210740/

Now that movie is a terd that just would NOT flush!
Does he keep a diary as he "changes"?

[BlueRoseRomeo]

I thought Diamonds were forever...?

Eh...i would like to see it just to say I saw it. Dollar Store find maybe some day...

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

It makes Contagium and House of the Dead look like Masterpieces!!!
Corpses Are Forever - 2003

I've warned you. Watch it if you dare to be bored out of your skull.
The cover warned me that it would be "the Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead all at once" - So I knew it was going to blow ass.
Hell, just knowing that it featured the talentless Brinke Stevens of "Spacemen, Go-go Girls and the True Meaning of Christmas" fame should have been warning enough!

http://www.jurassicdvd.com/catalog/images/Cor77orever.jpg


I was tircked into seeing this about 2 years ago when they were pushing it at festivals. I'm a big Don Calfa fan (both his genre and non-genre stuff), so, of course, I'm pumped to see it. It sucked ass. I mean...really, really bad stuff. And worse...they butchered the sound in the Calfa scenes. Nimrods.