Danny
12-Jan-2007, 07:17 AM
i just got emailed this joke by a freind whos one of those "onimushas a cheap resi cash in" type blokes, i aint plyed it myself, but everyone can use a free laugh right?
Me: Hello?
Onimusha Fan: Onimusha is real good!
Me: But it is only popular with STUPID people.
OF: No way! I like it, and I am not stupid.
Me: [silence]
OF: By the way I have been bought one of those jigsaw puzzles, and I can not do it.
Me: Oh. What is the picture that you have to make?
OF: It is of a tiger, it looks really nice.
Me: Oh alright, bring it over and I will help you.
10 minutes the Onimusha fan came around.
OF: Here it is!
Me: Put the frosties back in the packet mate.
Me: Hello?
Onimusha Fan: Onimusha is real good!
Me: But it is only popular with STUPID people.
OF: No way! I like it, and I am not stupid.
Me: [silence]
OF: By the way I have been bought one of those jigsaw puzzles, and I can not do it.
Me: Oh. What is the picture that you have to make?
OF: It is of a tiger, it looks really nice.
Me: Oh alright, bring it over and I will help you.
10 minutes the Onimusha fan came around.
OF: Here it is!
Me: Put the frosties back in the packet mate.