Neil
12-Jan-2007, 09:08 AM
Bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather fetching blonde behind him has just raised her hand and mouthed hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a good-looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Goodness!" he says, "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar$e?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher..."
He is rather taken aback that such a good-looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Goodness!" he says, "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar$e?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher..."