What is your Astrological sign?

[DjfunkmasterG]

Check below for your astrological sign, and see where you rate. I usually don't post these silly things, but this one was interesting.

So are you the Lame Lover, The Sex addict or the The Cutie (I am The Cutie) only way to find out is read below and reply with your sign.

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them
right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget
Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one
and only. Ultimate sexiness.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.
Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.


.:LIBRA:. The lame lover

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did
I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u
might end up crying... the most irresistible.

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with.
Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser
EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud.
best in bed.


.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!


.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make>
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST
IRRESISTABLE. Probably the best of all months.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love
is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very
sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll
never forget. Smart.

.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of
need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a
kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find.
Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much
love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing
in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?

[bassman]

Wow....I like the sound of mine....

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

[Terran]

How come they all practically say the same thing...

[MinionZombie]

"the best of all months" bitch :lol:

That's right - GEMINI! :cool:

[jdog]

i guess i'm nothing but a piece of ass

[MikePizzoff]

I'm a VIRGO. That description seems about accurate.

[slickwilly13]

Aquarius. Yeah, that's pretty accurate about me.

[EvilNed]

I'm a Scorpio and that test is complete bull****. If we were to believe that test, then 90% of the earths population would be sexy, cut, GREAT in bed, AMAZING kissers and intelligent.

Well I know that's bull****. Penn and Teller style.

[Dtothe3]

:PISCES: The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

I'd disagree with the sexy, but other people would agree for me :) I'd go with the rest of it.

[Neil]

God astrology pi$$es me off!

It's an absolute pile of cow crap, yet we have people read them everyday as if they mean something, and people earning 6-7 figure a year writing this nonsense!

Hard to believe we're in the 21st century sometimes :)

[capncnut]

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Accurate description. :D

[MaximusIncredulous]

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


It's good to be the king.

[HLS]

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them
right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget
Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one
and only. Ultimate sexiness.


I am a Virgo. Born Sept. 4 and yes it is all very true. I am a goddess!:D The only thing different is I am more of a submissive in bed:kiss:

[Neil]

I am a Virgo. Born Sept. 4 and yes it is all very true. I am a goddess!:D The only thing different is I am more of a submissive in bed:kiss:

Are you suggesting maybe a description encapsulating half a billion people may not be entirely accurate? How odd!

[coma]

I'm a VIRGO. That description seems about accurate.
Word.
Me too:)

I am a sexy mo fo, yo

[fartpants]

i am an aquarius and this is quite uncannily accurate I AM A LOVE GOD........

[DeadJonas190]

But what about Cetus the Whale and Ophiouchus the Snake Charmer? Oh yeah, they are left out of the zodiac because they don't fit into the 12 month cycle...

Also, if you actually check when the signs are dominant in real life and not according to the news paper you will find out that they are all off. For instance, I am a Leo by the actual zodiac in the sky as well as anybody born in the first half of September, yet according to the newspaper I am a Virgo.

It's fake. Get over it.

Those things posted are funny though. They all pretty much say the same thing but in different ways.

[Danny]

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with.
Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser
EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud.
best in bed.

yep sound slike me:lol:

[HLS]

Are you suggesting maybe a description encapsulating half a billion people may not be entirely accurate? How odd!

I think your taking the thread too seriously. I think DJ posted it as comic relief and not to be taken seriously. Usually most astrology forcasts are very vague, can describe just about anyone. :)