The glory of direct to dvd sequels

[zombie04]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000ND91WC/boxofficemojo-20

And another movie that didn't need a sequel...and especially not TWO.

If anybody can find something worse, feel free to post it!

[erisi236]

The Land Before Time 2-16 come to mind :D

[Eyebiter]

Or Hitcher 2, Hollowman II, or the second Blair Witch movie. In each case the first one was lame enough...

[capncnut]

The Land Before Time 2-16 come to mind :D
I hope that's a joke, there wasn't 16 of those f**kers was there? :confused:

[fartpants]

it sure felt like there were 16:(

[Terran]

There is at least 12 Land Before Times....


The Land Before Time XII - The Great Day of The Flyers by Nick Price (II), Anndi McAfee, Aria Noelle Curzon, and Jeff Bennett (DVD - Feb 27, 2007)

[_liam_]

death wish IVIXXI : the crackdown

[zombie04]

death wish IVIXXI : the crackdown

I'd see that, assuming they could bring Bronson back from the dead.

[Tricky]

Straight to DVD always makes me picture steven seagal or van dammes head with loads of flames,tanks & helicopters in the background :lol: :lol:

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Straight to DVD always makes me picture steven seagal or van dammes head with loads of flames,tanks & helicopters in the background :lol: :lol:

two words.

RUTGER


HAUER

[capncnut]

Lay of Rutger bitch, he was the biggety in Blade Runner. :cool:

[MikePizzoff]

The Sandlot will forever be in my top 10 movies of all time. It's the only movie, other than Dawn, that I've seen over 100 times. It's just sickening that "they" would disgrace the name of the film with two awful sequels. I'll never give either a chance.

Return III, IV, V

Rocky I - VI :evil:

All of the Friday 13th sequels were pretty useless but I still love the shiv outta them! Same with the Halloween and Nightmare series'.

[Terran]

two words.

RUTGER


HAUER

Whoa whoa whoa...hold on!...Rutger Hauer is god!

[capncnut]

People see Rutger as Roy Batty or John Ryder. To me, he will always be Gerrit Witkamp. :D

[Bongholio]

to me he will be the addicted to ppp-pppp-pattern dude
with the weird sterling silver nose clamp

[fartpants]

i must say that Halloween 2 kicks ass all day long...:mad:

[Terran]

People see Rutger as Roy Batty or John Ryder. To me, he will always be Gerrit Witkamp. :D

What about from Flesh and Blood when he played Martin


or in Soldiers of Orange when he played Erik Lanshof

or in The Blood of Heroes as Sallow

or Claude from the movie Eureka



Never seen Spetters is it good?

[MikePizzoff]

i must say that Halloween 2 kicks ass all day long...:mad:

Sorry, I meant to exclude it. I absolutely love it.

[capncnut]

What about from Flesh and Blood when he played Martin
That movie is absolutely awesome. I got to say it could be Paul Verhoeven's greatest flick...


Never seen Spetters is it good?
...but Spetters out-muscles it in every department in my eyes. At least Verhoeven's best foreign language movie. Rutger's role is not a particularly deep one (for his absolute best role bar none check out Legend Of The Holy Drinker - 10 out of 10!) but his smugness as the cocky the motorcycle champion makes you laugh.

Spetters is a tale of 3 friends from the 'Dam who share a love of fast bikes, chicks and drinking - sort of like a straight faced version of Porky's. One is an aspiring biker, the other is a mechanic who dabbles with a bit of gay bashing on the side (boy does he get a dose of his own medicine) and the third is the typical clutz-like charcater who can't get things right.

It probably does the film no justice but here's a rare trailer - titty warning btw.

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The movie is an absolute corker Terran, if you can get your hands on a DVD copy (make sure it's at least 110 minutes otherwise it's the censored version - lots of legal porn!) I promise you wont be disappointed. As I say, it's not necessarily Rutger's best role but whenever I see his face on screen I can't help but shout "Witkamp! Witkamp! Witkamp!" 'cos his character is such a loveable bastard.

Hell, I even liked Rutger in Split Second so...



I must say that Halloween 2 kicks ass all day long...
Indeed Fartpants, top sequel.

[Tricky]

And here they are folks,a couple of primary examples of straight to dvd-ness

first up a typical van damme scene,his big head in the foreground,name in "metal writing",some fire,some military hardware and tough guy slogan :lol:

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/pedrojosetena/Second%20in%20Commmand.jpg

Ho ho ho,what do we have here?helicopters?check!van dammes head?check!explosions?check! :lol:
http://img.yezzz.com/zm2990101.jpeg

And another cheeky little number,these always bring a smile to my face when im in the shops

http://www.dvd-biz.hu/image_upload/big_2005_03_23_11_23_into_the_sun.jpg

flames?guns?helicopters?mullets?
http://seagalology.com/img/movies/todayyoudie.jpg

[capncnut]

"Oooh Navy SEALS!" :D

[Tricky]

"Oooh Navy SEALS!" :D


I think we can allow it!helicopters,metal writing,big heads,a sunset that maybe just passes as the "fire" that MUST be featured on action flick dvd boxes,military hardware,yep,its in!
http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/pics/navyseals1.jpg

:lol:

[MinionZombie]

*flicks hand like all those white-but-acting-black people do when they're excited about something*

Daaaayyyyyummm!!!

I actually love that flick, another classic from my earlier years, ideal for a day off from school ill...and it's got freakin' Michael "officially kicks ass" Biehn in it! :cool:

Yes it's cheese, but it's so f*cking gooooooood! Damn, I must watch that flick again, you've got me all hot and bothered...:p

[capncnut]

Chuck it on the fire, it's a piece of s**t! :D

[MinionZombie]

Chuck it on the fire, it's a piece of s**t! :D
No, Senoir-Mc-Easy-Post...:sneaky:

Navy Seals, like Tricky was saying, has what you need:

1) Michael Biehn
2) Charlie Sheen (when he was still an absolute hellraiser)
3) Choppers
4) Guns
5) Explosions
6) Some kinda middle eastern type enemy setting stuff
7) Bill Paxton
8) Everyone goofing off on a golf course
9) Bill Paxton running after his towed car and stealing it back
10) It's just awesome, alright?! :cool:

[Tricky]

Make room gents,we have another and it matches the criteria!seagal,explosions,military aircraft,a gun & metal writing :lol:

http://cf.geocities.com/nathanael.roux/flightoffury00.jpg

[capncnut]

I wonder if anyone actually owns these flicks? Actually saying that, I'm sure there's probably a collector somewhere who specialises in pure frothing s**t just for the grin of it. :D

[MinionZombie]

Perfect lads night in entertainment, whack a take out and some beers on the table in front of it, perhaps have a toke, sorted.

[capncnut]

Perhaps have a toke? Damn, I would say it's a necessity if you want to get any enjoyment out of watching that crap. :D

[MinionZombie]

A toke if you're on your own or just the two of you, but if there's a gang of you, it can be just as good ... well, in a different way.

I sat my housemates down in front of Children of the Living Dead and we had a bloody blast laughing at it. ABBOTT HAYES!!! :eek:

[capncnut]

I sat my housemates down in front of Children of the Living Dead and we had a bloody blast laughing at it. ABBOTT HAYES!!! :eek:
Yeah, that's definitely a weed movie. The bit where ABBOTT HAYES attacks Savini is so gloriously s**t that it might actually take some time to recover laughing from if your burnin' the bush. Rewound that bit a few times. :lol:

[Tricky]

I wonder if anyone actually owns these flicks? Actually saying that, I'm sure there's probably a collector somewhere who specialises in pure frothing s**t just for the grin of it. :D

I used to know someone who almost jacked off to van damme and seagal films,he had a new one every weekend and i had the misfortune to sit through a fair few of them :lol: seagal must be the busiest man in hollywood though as he seems to have a new one out every few weeks!

[capncnut]

seagal must be the busiest man in hollywood though as he seems to have a new one out every few weeks!
Let's not forget that he's a country singer now.

[MinionZombie]

Let's not forget that he's a country singer now.
Did you see him on The Friday Night Project? Damn that dude's piled on the pounds, and of course they had a chunk of him performing on the show, no doubt that was a condition of his appearance on the show.

The dude really looks bloated, you know when someone's piled on too much too fast when their face looks all screwed up like they're pinching back a dookie flood. :lol::eek:

[Danny]

Let's not forget that he's a country singer now.

*shudders*, theres just some things people should not do, thats like rick waller stripping ,its just plain wrong.

[capncnut]

Did you see him on The Friday Night Project? Damn that dude's piled on the pounds...
True. He is a bit of a porker now but hey, if you've just watched your career go down the pan wouldn't you want to console yourself with a Big Mac meal or two? :lol:

When he played on The Friday Night Project, his band Thunderbox were playing in the UK for a short tour. Went down well apparently.