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bassman
11-Apr-2007, 02:51 PM
....it does. And by "it", I mean Uwe Boll. This guy has sunk so low in the past that I never dreamed he could surpass it. I was wrong.

The following is a clip from is new film "postal", which pokes fun at the events of September 11, 2001.

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Uwe Boll....what a f*ckin douche.:mad:

capncnut
11-Apr-2007, 03:22 PM
I can't see this film going very far. Yet again I'm a liar 'cos controversy sells. That was completely unnecessary and hammers the final nail in Boll Weevil's coffin as far as I'm concerned. What a prick!

Exatreides
11-Apr-2007, 04:12 PM
I hope he gets Sids, and Aids to.

Danny
11-Apr-2007, 04:21 PM
^ id also like to ad parkinsons to that hate list, but yeah i aint sure if thats the twin towers but then again there was a gehad type thing in postal 2 wasnt there?, im guessing any actor whos stars in that will have hard work trying to get into anythign legititmate after that, oh well, theres still porn for em though:lol:

bassman
11-Apr-2007, 04:26 PM
but yeah i aint sure if thats the twin towers


It is, man. Look at the height of the building compared to the others around. Then look at the building to the left of the screen. DEFINITELY the twin towers.

capncnut
11-Apr-2007, 07:15 PM
Frankly, that scene is a f**king disgrace. :dead:

EvilNed
11-Apr-2007, 07:31 PM
Hey, what can I say... It makes me want to see this film.

bassman
11-Apr-2007, 07:43 PM
Hey, what can I say... It makes me want to see this film.

:rockbrow: I guess you haven't seen his other films? And for him to tackle the tender subject of 9/11.....whew, this one's going to be bad.

capncnut
11-Apr-2007, 08:22 PM
controversy sells
Hey, what can I say... It makes me want to see this film.
Exactly, the only way this film will make any money.

Uwe Boll's movies suck, I mean suuuccckkk. :barf:

coma
11-Apr-2007, 08:31 PM
Hey, what can I say... It makes me want to see this film.
why, because Dead Americans are ****ing funny to you?

MinionZombie
12-Apr-2007, 11:43 AM
What the hell's that gotta do with Postal the game?! :rockbrow:

Just seems like a deliberately low blow for controversy's sake to garner attention, good or bad, it's all attention and Boll-ock is a whore for it.

Danny
12-Apr-2007, 11:57 AM
show of hands who's gonna see it?...anyone?.....no?, guess noone.

EvilNed
12-Apr-2007, 12:19 PM
why, because Dead Americans are ****ing funny to you?

No, cause the film looks different.

And I've seen his other films (and yes, they suck). And I'm an american. And I've played Postal 2. I'm not saying the film will be good. It'll probably suck, but I still want to see it.

Like CapnKnut said:


controversy sells

Breaking taboos will always get peoples attention. That's just the way it is.

bassman
12-Apr-2007, 12:23 PM
How is it breaking taboos? It's just a cheap selling point. Something to put people in seats because they know the seats will be empty once everyone sees "an Uwe Boll film".

MinionZombie
12-Apr-2007, 12:31 PM
I'll watch "Postal" (cos I'm a fan of the games), but no doubt it'll be a load of old ass...

EvilNed
12-Apr-2007, 12:37 PM
How is it breaking taboos? It's just a cheap selling point. Something to put people in seats because they know the seats will be empty once everyone sees "an Uwe Boll film".

Well, breaking the taboo about joking about 9/11... That's a taboo, I think...

In any case, if I have to choose between THIS film and a Ashley Judd thriller on the opening day, it's not going to be a tough choice.

bassman
12-Apr-2007, 12:40 PM
It's not that. It's being a heartless ass hat. It's not something to tie into a sh*tty movie for minor purposes and make jokes out of.

EvilNed
12-Apr-2007, 01:51 PM
Haven't seen the film yet, and I think it's mostly making fun of Osama, not 9/11.

In the game Shadow Warrior, you can shoot rockets and the character will say "I like nuclear weapons... Just like Hiroshima!"

Is that also being a heartless ass hat, or is that ok?

For the record, I'm just interested in your opinion. I'm not saying I was particulary offended by the Shadow Warrior comment even though, if you look at it, it's pretty assholish.

_liam_
12-Apr-2007, 04:05 PM
it's breaking a taboo because it's treating 9/11 in a very undelicate manner, which has only been done by internet sickos and joan rivers at this point.

it's still in bad taste though, uwe boll is an idiot. didnt he challenge anyone who thought his films were sh!t to a boxing match?

what a knob. even if you beat them, how does that make your films better?

fartpants
13-Apr-2007, 05:29 PM
Uwe Boll is incapable of making a good film so he has to do cheap publicity stunts like this, someone should start a collection to hire a hit man , i'd put a tenner in:lol:

capncnut
13-Apr-2007, 08:37 PM
it's still in bad taste though, uwe boll is an idiot. didnt he challenge anyone who thought his films were sh!t to a boxing match?
That's a joke right?

_liam_
13-Apr-2007, 08:40 PM
That's a joke right?

oooh no

http://kotaku.com/gaming/boxing/clips-uwe-boll-beats-up-critic-in-boxing-match-198932.php

capncnut
13-Apr-2007, 08:57 PM
Okay, that settles it. At first I just thought he was just a talentless prick who makes bad movies, now I've come to the conclusion that he is a childish talentless prick who makes bad movies.

fartpants
14-Apr-2007, 02:50 PM
i think you hit the nail on the head there cap:lol: :lol: :lol:

MinionZombie
14-Apr-2007, 06:01 PM
And then Uwe Boll-ock got all up himself cos he won, but somehow I doubt the critic had done much kickboxing or whatever it was. Boll is such a douche ... and a turd sandwich ... a douchey-turd-sarnie...covered in spoodge.

EvilNed
14-Apr-2007, 09:24 PM
The guy is so unintentionally hilarious that I just find him (not his films) to be such a character.