Ever write your own obit?

[Tied2thetracks]

For sh*ts and giggles I wrote a mock obit out tonight, Damn I haven't done a thing with my life. Not as much as I planned. I guess offspring can be a legacy.

[MissJacksonCA]

Since I have no 'in case of emergency call...' I figure its best that I do these things myself. If my family ever found out they'd only take the chance to write an obit to say something like... if only she wasn't so damn stubborn and selfish. Instead I now seize the chance to let people know that in death i'll be at home with Satan and plotting my return as a blood thirsty brain seeking zombie...

And I want a custom coffin that says return to sender on the outside...

And a headstone that says double or nothing ...

hehehe

[fartpants]

told you i was ill...