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KL70
25-Apr-2007, 12:40 PM
What is or are, the most creative way/s that you'd torture Jigsaw from the Saw horror films, if you managed to capture him (when he was alive, or if he comes back in Saw 4, or whoever the new Jigsaw is)?
bassman
25-Apr-2007, 12:59 PM
I would make him watch the multiple, very similar sequels that are churned out every year that further disgrace cinema.

The first "Saw" was decent. F*ck the rest.
Dommm
25-Apr-2007, 01:51 PM
cure his cancer, no excuse for being a psycho
Terran
25-Apr-2007, 02:16 PM
I would tickle him cause hes just so darn cute....
EvilNed
25-Apr-2007, 03:28 PM
Bury him alive but make sure he has oxygen. Either that or hire some guys to assrape him constantly.
fartpants
25-Apr-2007, 09:23 PM
make him watch australian soap operas until his head imploded:skull: :skull:
MikePizzoff
25-Apr-2007, 10:51 PM
Drop him off a couple miles away from my house; in the heart of Camden.
Minerva_Zombi
25-Apr-2007, 10:51 PM
Make him watch the Saw movies. Then, to make sure he dies, force him to watch Hostel.
EvilNed
25-Apr-2007, 11:06 PM
make him watch australian soap operas until his head imploded:skull: :skull:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Eyebiter
25-Apr-2007, 11:13 PM
Make him star in a new sitcom - OW MY BALLS! CNR8d7KqozY
capncnut
26-Apr-2007, 02:05 AM
What, the puppet? I'd sell it on E-Bay. :sneaky:
MissJacksonCA
26-Apr-2007, 04:30 AM
I'd prolly just skin him with a butter knife or cheese roller and make like they did in Waxworks 2 when the dude was the skeleton on the wall and pour salt and vinegar and fun stuff into the woundage and maybe let squirrels and seagulls in Dana Point finish him off.

Or just let him sit in on a family dinner I mean thats enough to make him suicidal and torture him at the same time
DVW5150
03-May-2007, 02:50 PM
...is to im-mobilize them. Once you have them tape-roped to a chair, they are in your hands. Paper cuts, vinegar, ants, cockroaches, salt, blindfold, setalean torch,frozen popcicle, piece of steak,k bar, & goggles.
Ill let imagination take its course...
ngm231
05-May-2007, 08:10 AM
i would make him watch day 07
mista_mo
06-May-2007, 05:15 AM
I'd scrape off his retina with pain neural senthesizers.
Cody
07-May-2007, 02:40 AM
turn him in for the $$$