NOOO!!!! Make him stop!!!

[Dawg]

http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=4198

Don't let this man film another movie again!!!! :eek:

:dead: Dawg

[fartpants]

god doesn't this man take a hint... STOP MAKING CRAP FILMS

[capncnut]

How many more videogames is this man gonna massacre? :eek:

[MinionZombie]

Ah geez, and Far Cry was a good game...so what if the star is Germany's 'top star', he means SQUAT to the rest of the world. :rolleyes:

Duuuude ... mind you, the acting and story in Far Cry was a load of old penis, it has to be admitted, but the graphics and gameplay and the level design (well ... outdoors at least) was fantastic.

[EvilNed]

I think Uwe Bolls action scenes are alot better than his horror scenes. So I bet this film will be better than HOTD and Alone in the Dark, which both sucked. But I have to admit HOTD was entertaining. :D

[Hessian]

Uwe won't stop until he's complete his plan to turn every video game into a movie.

[Cody]

cant wait to see crash banditcoot

[Danny]

and mr. driller, "one man who must overcome the problem of being the only gay guy in the straight mine":lol:

[Cykotic]

If Uwe Boll wasn't involved, I think this might have been a good film. I just really need to know why he is making such crap these days. He used to be a good director once....

what a shame

[EvilNed]

I don't think there's any way this film could have been "good". An FPS is an FPS. Leave it at that. If you're gonna make a film out of it, it's not going to turn out very good.

[capncnut]

cant wait to see crash bandicoot
<spits Coca-Cola on the monitor>

Man, you know Parappa The Rappa: The Movie is gonna rock! :D

[Danny]

<spits Coca-Cola on the monitor>

Man, you know Parappa The Rappa: The Movie is gonna rock! :D


kick, punch.
its all in the mind.
if ya wanna test em,
im sure ya find.
that the things i teach ya,
are sure to beat ya,
but nevertheless heres a lesson from teacher...

i aint played that for like 8 years and can still remember it, chopchop onion was the ****!:lol:

[capncnut]

"Everybody now kick (kick)
chop (chop)
punch (punch)
block (block)

Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky... (etc)"

Must pull that out one night. :lol:

[MikePizzoff]

I think I'm gonna lose my lunch.

[MinionZombie]

That game freaked me out when I was a teenager...:stunned:

Floppy-paper-thin weirdos cooking and rapping ... weirdness...:eek::confused:

[capncnut]

Floppy-paper-thin weirdos...
Yes, perfectly suited to Uwe Boll.

Saying that, I'd better shut my piehole otherwise he'll challenge me to a kickboxing match. :rolleyes:

[Mutineer]

HofD is on SCIFI right now; I'd forgotten how bad it is.

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That being said; I'm kinf of jealous. At least Uwe is making movies for a living :(

[DVW5150]

He looks the part. Thats it.Yawn...:|