worst game you've ever played?

[darth los]

O.K. guys the above thread started by fartpants got me to thinking. What is the worst video game you've ever played? Doesn't matter which gen or year. Come on, you know there's a game that you think is just hideous. Spill it!!!
Here's a link to help get it started. You definitely can't argue with his number one. E.T.!?! what a crapfest that was.:barf: Millions of copies were dumped in a landfill 20 some odd years back.


http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm20.htm

[capncnut]

Easy, that one goes to Bruce Lee - Quest Of The Dragon (http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox/action/bruceleequestofthedragon/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;review) for the Xbox. A game that has licensed Jeet Kune Do moves and Taky Kimura motion capture but still somehow manages to be one of the s**tiest beat 'em up's that ever graced a console.

[darth los]

We would be remiss if we didn't give Superman for the N64 and Aquaman honorable mention. Notice how they're both superhero titles? lol:eek:

[MinionZombie]

Hmmm...Enter The Matrix - utter tosh.

Back to the Future 3 on Mega Drive, what a load of tripe, unfortunately.

Pariah - bloody boring as shiite, did not give a single sh*t, yet for some reason I played all of the damn thing! *sheesh*

There's more, but I'd rather go to bed/watch porn/slice up zombies on Dead Rising instead of talking about the bad ones. :lol:

[capncnut]

We would be remiss if we didn't give Superman for the N64 and Aquaman honorable mention. Notice how they're both superhero titles? lol:eek:
Most Superhero titles are terrible. I remember a Marvel vs Streetfighter game on the P$one that wasn't too bad and Spiderman was great on the Megadrive/Genesis. Other than those two though, The Hulk, Superman, X-Men - nigh on all of those franchises have churned out below par games. :dead:

[zombiegirl]

The worst game I ever played was alien resurrection for the ps1. Every time I popped that game in the movement would give me terrible motion sickness. :barf:

[acealive1]

The worst game I ever played was alien resurrection for the ps1. Every time I popped that game in the movement would give me terrible motion sickness. :barf:

i HATE that game

[Cody]

Ff2..

[Eyebiter]

Battlecruiser 3000

[darth los]

The karate kid and Back to the Future for the NES

[Cykotic]

Xenophobe, Basketbrawl and Mean 18 on the Atari 7800, Black Belt, The Cyber Shinobi and The ninja on the Sega Master Mystem, Alien Resurrection on the PS1, Twin Caliber on the PS2 and DEFCON on the PC

[Danny]

red ninja end of honour on the xbox, its terrible.

[DVW5150]

The worst game I ever played was alien resurrection for the ps1. Every time I popped that game in the movement would give me terrible motion sickness. :barf:

I beat that f*ckin' game! I went through that sh!t, beat the living **** outta everything...You can control the vertical pitch and yaw of your turning speed in the options menu. I loved it. It is a very hard game, you can & will get lost on the Sulaco...I am a total fan of the Alien films and it was, (if you have the patience, I mean no judgment call there) a cool time. Around every corner there is something that wants a piece of you.

I dislike aaaaaaaaaannnnnyyyyything that is side scroll .:barf:

"Mace" 'whatever' that Henry Rollins did the voice for, it was a fps in space.
It was ok , but like some games where it seems like they ran out of ideas, so they put in puzzles. I am more willing to cut the red/green/blue wire ...
Red Faction & RF 2 were a little eh..."Timesplitters" & "Future perfect' got irritating when you had to solve the puzzles, WTF! But, the map maker feature of the second one was cool.

Anything side scroll (to me) is really lame.

The fps drew me into the gaming experience. 1999, I played Quake 2 on the pc and I was hooked.I thought to myself , " Finally , game design has caught up with my imagination." The fps is more visceral for me, it makes 'mission of action' more personal.

Finally, the worst I must say was ... it was soo bad I think I blotted it out:lol:

Gaming has a journey for us all, its our choices that make the fun of it.:cool:

[darth los]

Xenophobe, Basketbrawl and Mean 18 on the Atari 7800, Black Belt, The Cyber Shinobi and The ninja on the Sega Master Mystem, Alien Resurrection on the PS1, Twin Caliber on the PS2 and DEFCON on the PC


I thought i was the only unfortunate schmuck to play the ninja.:eek: I feel sooooo much better now. Misery does love company you know.:bored: Come to think of it, I thought i was the only one who owned a Sega Master System. it was a good system but sadly it never stood a chance against nintendo.:p

[Rottedfreak]

Spiderman 3 for the Wii
- It's a PS2 port
- it's a step back from Spiderman 2 visually, gameplay wise and everything else.
- A lack of detail in Manhatten and Roosevolt Island.
- No playable Venom or Green Goblin.
- You just beat up gangs, rush people to ambulences and thats it.

It's redeemed by some cut scenes and Web swinging with the remote is fun. here's hoping Spiderman 4 is fully in Treyarchs hands.

[CoinReturn]

I've played a few bad games, its hard to rank them though:
-Altered Beast - Genesis
-Ring King - NES
-Shaq Fu - SNES
-Revolution X - Arcade
-Battle Arena Toshinden -PS1
-Daikatana - PC

these are all terrible

[darth los]

another awful one was that star wars 2d fighter they had circa 96' for the playstation. I'm cursing myself for not remembering the name but trust me it wasn't woth remembering, I mean star wars, fighting how could they screw that one up? I don't know either, we'll just have to ask Lucas Arts.

[Danny]

you mean masters of terakasi or somethign like that?;)

[darth los]

Yes, Yes, That's the turd !!:D Words can't describe how bad it was. I'm a star wars fan, so i'm glad i played the demo first before running out and forking over 50 bucks for it. If that game were a movie it would be NOTLD 30th !!:lol: :p That's how bad it was.

[Danny]

sometimes my knowledge of obscure and crappy games amazes even me:p :lol:

[MikePizzoff]

JAWS for the NES
ET for the Atari
ATV Offroad for the DS
Samauri Warrior for Sega CD

Tons more that I can't think of.

[darth los]

I think it's because the usual reaction is to supress bad memories. :barf:

[capncnut]

I'm a star wars fan, so i'm glad i played the demo first before running out and forking over 50 bucks for it. If that game were a movie it would be NOTLD 30th!
Actually, I still got that game. The magazines were very over generous and gave it around 7 out of the 10. But yeah, you know when a fighting game has gone wrong when there's a move for Han Solo's blaster, a tricky one too I might add. And who can remember the Gamorrean Guard, Thok? Everytime a battle started I was on the floor crying, "Luke Skywalker versus Thok". Were they Thoking crazy!


red ninja end of honour on the xbox, its terrible.
The more you talk about this turd, the more I want to play it man. :D

[Danny]

seriously, play it.

just to see how terrible it is.

[capncnut]

Well Gamespot rated it like this (http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox/action/redninjaendofhonor/review.html?sid=6121171&om_act=convert&om_clk=gsupdates&tag=updates;title;2). Damn, the public gave it a 6.3! :eek:

[Eyebiter]

-Daikatana - PC Recall some guys in a computer store trying to play the game on the current PC's at that time. Guy had to shrink down his screen size to a 3x3 inch box to get it to run properly.

[Danny]

damn only two people have reviewed it since me, but i stand by it 5.5 mediocre as hay-ell.:dead:

[darth los]

Shadow of the colossus. Worst 20 bucks i ever spent. The enviroments are totally devoid of life. All you do is go around and slay 16 giants in order to revive your dead girlfreind. Every battle is basically the same. Find the giant, find a spot to climb on find his weak spot and slay his ass. For giants theses guys are real push overs. None of them seem to be able to reach their heads or shoulders in order to smash you (very lame). One wonders how they wipe their asses. :confused: the way you kill them is really phony as well. The sword you have is the equivelant of a toothpick.

[DeadJonas190]

I would have to say that the absolute worst game I have ever played was Beyond the Beyond on Playstation. It was an RPG game with a horrible story and no direction for anything. Basically, all that one does to play it is walk from town to town hoping to find somebody that tells you what to do or possibly stumble on the next part of the horrible story line.

Then came the exploring of areas your not supposed to be at yet... and instant death.

That game was garbage, much worse than any others I have played, and I have played many bad games.

[capncnut]

Then came the exploring of areas your not supposed to be at yet... and instant death.
Now that's just lazy programming, you could never get away with that today.

[darth los]

That is lazy programming cap. I think that plauges alot of games as well as movies. Alot of them have the potential to be so much more if more effort were put into them. Gives us an insight as to what there motivation for releasing the game was (money). Anybody who's serious about their craft would never put out an inferior work product. It reflects very poorly one them. The only one who seems to be immune to that is your man uwe boll cap. :p

[capncnut]

The only one who seems to be immune to that is your man uwe boll cap. :p
Oh no Darth, why did you have to say that name? You know it makes me angry! I think... I'm... gonn........


HULK SMASH!!!

:D

[darth los]

Oh no Darth, why did you have to say that name? You know it makes me angry! I think... I'm... gonn........


HULK SMASH!!!

:D

Speaking of bad movies/games...:eek: The original game and movie were just awful. It never ceases to amaze me :rockbrow: how they can keep screwing up games/movies with can't miss premises.

[capncnut]

Some superhero games were sweet (Spiderman for the Sega Genesis and Psone for starters) but I have to agree that The Hulk was a pile of cack. The movie was just about sufferable but the game was one of the blandest titles out that year when it should have been awesome. Not even the sharper graphics on the Xbox could save it!

[Danny]

hey hulk kicked ass i dont what anyone says:p

[capncnut]

The best one was The Incredible Hulk on the ZX Spectrum. It was a text adventure game too. :cool:

[darth los]

I can't wait fot the hulk Card Battle game. :p

[DVW5150]

Hulk : Chess attack!

Thats bad...