Ouch, seriously...

[EvilNed]

I've got lice in my arm pit or something, it scratches like hell.

[darth los]

Methinks it's time for a shave and shampoo... Did you put someone in a headlock while wearing a tanktop or something?

[Neil]

I've got lice in my arm pit or something, it scratches like hell.

Probably just one of those worm things that burrows in and lays eggs in you...

[darth los]

Oh, thank goodness. I was worried about him for a second. lol Skin burrowing parasites, noooo problemo.:eek:

[EvilNed]

That's it, I'm gonna shave it this evening. This is annoying as hell. Thanks for your support and keep me in your prayers (even though religion is not something we commies support).

[fartpants]

shave all your body hair ... just to be sure :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AcesandEights]

Ask the commisar to up your water and soap ration, comrade.

[Danny]

gross:lol:

[_liam_]

thats what you get for living in sweden :D

[Danny]

total brandon novak moment.:dead:

[EvilNed]

Ask the commisar to up your water and soap ration, comrade.

Take from the people? Hah, you'd like that wouldn't you, imperialist dog!

[fartpants]

shouldn't you share it out with all your comrades, so everyone is equally itchy

[AcesandEights]

Take from the people? Hah, you'd like that wouldn't you, imperialist dog!

Take? I'm just encouraging you to reach out for what you've earned. You work hard, don't you? Do your best? I think you're entitled to parasite free armpits. Don't you deserve it? Wouldn't it feel so good to help yourself to a little something extra?

Anyway...*looks around slyly* who would know? I'm not going to tell anyone.

:evil:

[darth los]

shouldn't you share it out with all your comrades, so everyone is equally itchy


Sounds true to the ideology to me.

[Cody]

this is a..uh..

creative thread:)

[darth los]

Gotta mix in a changeup every now and then.

[Terran]

On a simliar topic ....

I managed to dig out a tick that had burrowed into my scalp....

Nasty little bugger too....

I thought it was wierd that this bump in my scalp was itching....I itched it for a bit then suddenly the bump came off....I look down at my finger and it was a tick all frantically wiggling it's appendages.....so I seal it up in some clear tape (folded the tape together around the tick) just so I could show it to people and to verify that it was a tick....also to check if it was a deer tick...

[Danny]

you know its things like this that make me glad that the worse weve got over here is woodlouse...and badgers.
totally worth the **** weather for none of these wierd ass bugs.

[darth los]

But you also get things like Sacha Baron Cohen. There's a yin to every yang you know.:p

[MissJacksonCA]

They're some ugly little buggers I feel like I have to shave my head before I go hiking just to avoid getting them caught in my hair. And they're nearly impossible to kill.

[darth los]

Kind of like carrot top :p

[fartpants]

what do a brittney just to go camping miss j

[MissJacksonCA]

its not easy being a woman

[Cody]

one time I went walking in the woods and i got a tick on my meat. that was a experience let me tell you what

[darth los]

Did you try to burn it off or anything?:eek:

[fartpants]

:mad: :mad: :mad: OUCH :mad: :mad: :mad:

[MissJacksonCA]

thats up there with going to the beach and getting stung by a jellyfish and having to ask someone to use you as a urinal

[Danny]

FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK! cody you must have shat yerself right up with that one:dead:

-holy crap i beat the censor! :lol:

[MikePizzoff]

Ned - you ever figure out what parasite is living in your pit?

[Danny]

^k-fed, yes i whent there.:p

[EvilNed]

Ned - you ever figure out what parasite is living in your pit?

Nope, and it's all shaved now. I guess we'll never know.