A gay Bomb!?! BRILLIANT!!

[darth los]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all life throws me another curve. American tax dollars in action people. This is what the pentagon is doing when they aren't paying $100 for a hammer and $250 for a toilet seat. Anyway, you know some right wingers thought this up. They think the worst thing in the world you could be is gay. :eek: They probably see this as a bigger threat the a nuclear bomb. They're gonna tell Iran, "Stop your nuke program or we'll turn you all gay!!" PLEEEZE.


http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/06/sunshine_project_uncovers_us_m.html

[bassman]

This is what the pentagon is doing when they aren't paying $100 for a hammer and $250 for a toilet seat.



Been watching "Independence Day", have we?:p


But the way the bomb is described......it doesn't say whether or not it can be heterosexual. Why does it only attract to the same sex?:rockbrow:

[darth los]

Been watching "Independence Day", have we?:p

Guilty as charged. :o


But the way the bomb is described......it doesn't say whether or not it can be heterosexual. Why does it only attract to the same sex?:rockbrow:


I don't know, I never thought of that. :confused: I'd have to think that if it were possible they'd be funded by right wing evangelicals touting it as some kind of cure for homosexuality.

[MissJacksonCA]

oh damn thats funny and yet not...

[Dtothe3]

Im sat here just wondering (ignoring all ethical thoughts etc) if it might be possible.

Im certain that there's a logical difference in our DNA that makes people homosexual (the on switch off switch idea) so I can't really see why it wouldn't be possible... But really, where could it be used in a practical way, and how would you guarantee that all enemies in an area would be hit by it?

Im sure the geneva convention says you can't shoot men who are engaged in unbridled acts of anal intercourse.

[darth los]

Im sat here just wondering (ignoring all ethical thoughts etc) if it might be possible.

Im certain that there's a logical difference in our DNA that makes people homosexual (the on switch off switch idea) so I can't really see why it wouldn't be possible... But really, where could it be used in a practical way, and how would you guarantee that all enemies in an area would be hit by it?



I'm sure something like that is possible, but it's avery slippery (no pun intended) slope. I definitely believe that people are born that way, or atleast with a propensity for it. However, Just because some might find a group of people's sexual orientation offensive or disgusting doesn't mean everything should be done that can be done in order to "reverse" the process. Where does it end. Should there be a bomb that makes all people one color? There are more important things to worry about in life. Unfortunately it seems as if humans will never get past the meaningless minutia standing in the way of this species potential greatnesss.


Im sure the geneva convention says you can't shoot men who are engaged in unbridled acts of anal intercourse.
:lol: :lol: :moon: :moon:

[coma]

There are tons of gay dudes in the military, so what the hells the difference:moon::moon::moon:

In the navy, lada da la da da

[Dtothe3]

It seems like fielding and batting though...

I mean what if some men and women wished to be straight? Many would say "we're happy" and "that's a homophobic idea" but if they used this kind of research for something which would change how the "switches" operate, it gives them a choice. It doesn't force anything down anyones throat.

Im fairly certain if this bomb got built the geneva convention would need some form of amending. On that subject though, why do we have rules of war, why not sit down and work out how to avoid conflict in the first place?

[darth los]

That's like asking somebody "do you wish you were gay". I mean that's wierd at best. People are who they are. I think that most people who " wished" that they were straight only feel that way because they're tired of the treatment they get and just want to fit in.

[coma]

Not to mention that once you bust off, you're ready to do something else anyway. And with a bunch of dudes you can dispense with the pillow talk. So it's slap, tickle, back to the slaughter:eek::p One solution to the gay bomb is a premature ejaculation bomb, to make it that much quicker

[darth los]

The way i hear alot of women tell it, there's no need for a bomb like that. PE happens enough on it's own. Maybe we should ask one? Where's MJ when you need her?:confused:

[MissJacksonCA]

Are you saying there's already a lot of gay men? Or that all the good ones are gay? What? Speak English! I'm not a mind reader....

[coma]

Where's MJ when you need her?:confused:
Michael Jackson? He's in Brunei, jiggling a toddlers nuts.
And ejaculating prematurely:skull::hurl:


Are you saying there's already a lot of gay men? Or that all the good ones are gay? What? Speak English! I'm not a mind reader....
I think he was repeating the assumption that many men are premature ejaculators and was looking for a possible confirmation from you, despite what he is sure to be your most genteel limited experience with said issue.
Just a guess

[MissJacksonCA]

I think he's in Dubai actually ...that place rules btw at least it DID until he went there... ugh he ruins everything

[darth los]

Do you think it's that gays love each other that bothers people so much or the act of sodomy itself. There are certain states that still have archaic laws on the books that even forbid sodomy between a husband and wife. I'm not sure if it's okay for the wife to do it to the hubby though. :eek:

[MissJacksonCA]

Theres places with tons of archaic laws like... a man and a woman can't occupy the same hotel room if they're not married... man i can't wait to see someone actually arrest someone for that lol...

I love how when people think of homosexuals they immediately think of men... I dont see anything wrong with being gay if that's what you want... I mean if you find someone who you love godspeed you're better off than a lot of people...

[darth los]

I love how when people think of homosexuals they immediately think of men...

I don't want to start something but thats two different things. Two ashy, hairy dudes in a bed is just nasty. Now two women on the otherhand is art. :D

[MissJacksonCA]

how could I totally set myself up for that one :lol:

[darth los]

lol. I know that's not the first time you've heard some variation of that line. You must know how men are by now. Boys will be boys. :elol:

[MissJacksonCA]

its weird how women arent turned on by two men going at it like men are by two women having at each other... why was I born a female damnit!

[darth los]

To please men of course!! :D j/k

Maybe it was to spread your acerbic wit around the HPOTD forums?:rockbrow:

[MissJacksonCA]

funny... verrrrrrrrry funny... jackass

:moon:

[coma]

its weird how women arent turned on by two men going at it like men
I knew a girl who was really into gay porn. Everytme we try to generalize there is always an exception:). I asked he why. She said "I Like dicks":lol:. Fair enough


I don't want to start something but thats two different things. Two ashy, hairy dudes in a bed is just nasty. Now two women on the otherhand is art. :D
Im not ashy, Im pasty. and my pasty fat ass IS art:moon:. Thats solo, btw. I am afraid of naked dudes in close proximity.

[MissJacksonCA]

gay man porn is great... they know how to work the man bod and his lil friend so its strictly for educational purposes... I swear! i'm not saying two women pawing each other is wrong... it only is when they dont get paid (like girls gone wild movies) or aren't doing it to benefit the imagination of their significant others

[capncnut]

gay man porn is great... they know how to work the man bod and his lil friend so its strictly for educational purposes... I swear! i'm not saying two women pawing each other is wrong... it only is when they dont get paid (like girls gone wild movies) or aren't doing it to benefit the imagination of their significant others
I used to work as a porn manufacturer for a Dutch company. This involved recording various movies via videobanks that could churn out 50 copies at a time. I always knew the time would come when I would have to record gay porn and I have to say it bothered me a little. However when that time came, I was amazed at how completely inoffensive it was. In fact it's more friendlier on the ears than lezzie vids 'cos those chicks just don't know when to shut the f**k up. It's all screaming, even if the sex don't look particularly stimulating.


I don't want to start something but thats two different things. Two ashy, hairy dudes in a bed is just nasty. Now two women on the otherhand is art. :D
At the end of the day, it's just blokes f**king. It's not as if it's a graphic autopsy (saying that, some do show you wide open interior shots :D) or someone eating excrement. It's a lot more graceful than folks make out and far from offensive in my eyes.

[darth los]

That's cool, I'll still pass though.:barf:

[Danny]

a small portion of my childhood died after reading this page:(

*runs into a corner and rocks back and forth*:lol:

[darth los]

:lol: It has gotten rather disturbing hasn't it? lol