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MissJacksonCA
21-Jun-2007, 06:23 AM
I dont know about you but I'm always walking down the aisle of the markets and seeing new and improoved this and now does that... but they're focusing on the wrong things... anyone want a product actually improved? Whats the deal with double and triple roll TP? I mean come on... its going to cost more just buy two packs of the regular stuff. And where did scented tp go?

Some of my own suggestions...

Deodorant... if its the gel its slommed on and feels awful and you have to wait for it to dry and it feels stick... if its the aerosol spray which destroys the ozone it hurts when it goes on and feels sticky and leaves white stuff... and if its that roll on ball thing again.. sticky and chalky... and then last but not least there's the white roll on stuff... thats what I use but it still goes on too thick... its not sticky but sometimes leaves a mark ick euw...

Bars of soap... why is ivory the only soap that floats? Drives me crazy whenever I take a bath looking for the soap for five minutes whenever I drop it...

Shampoo/Conditioner... I shower prolly 5 maybe 6 times a day and generally take 2 minute showers... I hate washing my hair and conditioning it because you have to leave the conditioner in for several minutes and I dont have that kind of time...so I like Pert Plus or whatever shampoos and conditions but how comes it feels more like its shampoooing and less like its conditioning?


Give me something I can use people! Quit stuffing anti-oxidants into sugar packed fruit juices. Enough with the infused oils hand soap. Give me something I need! Is anyone with me on this or does the cheese stand alone?

DeadJonas190
21-Jun-2007, 06:42 AM
Why don't they stop calling things "New and Improved" when it can't be both new and improved, it can only be new or improved.

And why do you take 5 or 6 showers a day? That's a lot of showers, I would hate to have to pay your water bill.

darth los
21-Jun-2007, 07:32 AM
And why is it that some things are either quick acting or long lasting?

jdog
21-Jun-2007, 08:55 AM
you gotta love fancy marketing terms, they appeal to the mainstream sheep of society and heard them in like cattle to buy thier products. i have to admit that they even sucker me in from time to time only for me to ussualy be disapoited with the product and pissed they hyped it so much.

MaximusIncredulous
21-Jun-2007, 10:24 AM
Bars of soap... why is ivory the only soap that floats? Drives me crazy whenever I take a bath looking for the soap for five minutes whenever I drop it...

I think it's because of the air to soap ratio. Ivory has more air in it than other soaps that's why it floats. That's also why it doesn't last as long as other soaps.

MissJacksonCA
21-Jun-2007, 04:53 PM
I take 5 or 6 showers because I work out a lot in the morning and then when I get done working there's another and before I go to bed there's one last. My water bill is paid for by my leasing company but when I had to pay it for myself it actually was cheaper than most peoples.

Darth i'm seeing some Seinfeld there with that quick acting vs long lasting lol...

Kaos
21-Jun-2007, 05:42 PM
if its the aerosol spray which destroys the ozone

Aerosol sprays do not hurt the ozone. Prior to 1989, many aerosol sprays included chlorofluorocarbons which do affect the ozone layer. Nowadays it isn't a concern.:)

darth los
21-Jun-2007, 06:24 PM
Darth i'm seeing some Seinfeld there with that quick acting vs long lasting lol...

What!?! You're the only one that can make seinfeld references!?! :p When do i need to feel good? :confused: I'd love to see more of your seimfeld skills in your posts. It's fun spotting them. :D

MissJacksonCA
22-Jun-2007, 12:51 AM
ah man no more harming the ozone with aerosols? And to think I stopped using hairspray for nothin lol...

hey DLO I love the Seinfeld stuff... its great... i'm watching it right now...

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 01:07 AM
ah man no more harming the ozone with aerosols? And to think I stopped using hairspray for nothin lol...

hey DLO I love the Seinfeld stuff... its great... i'm watching it right now...


It's definitely a show that once i have extra cash i'm definitely buying the boxed set. Yeah people, it's just that good. I have made a couple of seinfeld references that went over your head though. Oh well, better luck next time. :p