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zombiegirl
21-Jun-2007, 07:14 PM
It's not hilarious but cute. ;)


Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus and wait fer one to open the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the **** out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase!" :moon:

capncnut
21-Jun-2007, 07:37 PM
LOL, f**kin' classic! Now that's the kind of political humour I like... ;)

darth los
21-Jun-2007, 07:38 PM
You know i love politics. That gave me a chuckle baby, thanks.:kiss:

Philly_SWAT
21-Jun-2007, 08:31 PM
LOL, that was pretty good!

MissJacksonCA
21-Jun-2007, 11:50 PM
oh damn thats funny

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 12:04 AM
It's great when we can all hate the same group of people , isn't it?

MissJacksonCA
22-Jun-2007, 12:10 AM
I love politicians... they make for great dinner time discussion fodder

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 12:16 AM
I love politicians... they make for great dinner time discussion fodder

I don't think there's a political junkie bigger than me on the site besides MZ and Ned.

You know what's scary? Think about this one: It's our shared hate for things that brings us together.

MissJacksonCA
22-Jun-2007, 12:25 AM
really? I thought it was our love of zombies that brought us together

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 12:26 AM
really? I thought it was our love of zombies that brought us together


Well...that too. Smartass. :mad:

MissJacksonCA
22-Jun-2007, 12:30 AM
better to be a smartass than a dumbass dumbass

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 12:42 AM
It's also better to be pissed off than pissed on. Let me guess which you prefer.. :elol:

Debbieangel
22-Jun-2007, 12:50 AM
LOL zg good one and sooo true!!!:lol:

DVW5150
22-Jun-2007, 02:14 AM
Oh please, let those gators get him please? Oh wait , then well have Cheney , NO!:clown:

darth los
22-Jun-2007, 02:21 AM
Oh please, let those gators get him please? Oh wait , then well have Cheney , NO!:clown:

You're right, Bush has everybody fooled we all think he's an idiot. He gave himself the biggest safety net in modern history. He can violate the constituion as much as he chooses because no one in their right mind would dare impeach him.This is could only be cooked up by a diabolical genius. He's an insideous madman.:elol:

mista_mo
22-Jun-2007, 02:53 AM
so two bricks of cheese were talking to each other one day...

wtf, cheese cannot talk, f*cken politicians.